Clearly he’s invading Venezuela to distract everyone from Musk’s AI’s shocking revelation:

Honestly surprised Trump’s DOJ didn’t link to this instead of the Epstein files:

We all used to laugh at the “made up” story of Caligula appointing his horse to the Roman Senate…

When it comes to embarrassing monuments to ego, I’m a Trump-Kennedy originalist

The American Flag under Trump:

My philosophy: “It’s always pee o’clock somewhere.”

In other news, water has low dryness activity.

Who knew Ryan Lizza would write a popular Thanksgiving cuckbook

However, Field & Stream magazine has exclusive photos of RFK Jr.’s river flowing through her canyon.

My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale! If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!

RFK Jr. clearly knows his way around a woman’s erosion-ish zones

When you end an affair with a Kennedy, it’s called “getting the Ich bin ein Berliner”

JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’” RFK Jr.:

Just found out that Elmer Fudd is short for “Elmer Fuck-Budd.”

In wrestling terms, it’s all kayfabe

In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.

It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions

He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics

“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep

🚨BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court RULES that election officials violated voter’s rights by rejecting mail-in ballots with technical errors without notifying voters. Voters must be given notice their ballots won’t count so they can challenge the disqualification or cast a provisional ballot.

The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on

I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997

Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show.

First they came for Colbert And I did not speak out Because I watched Gutfeld. Then they came for Kimmel And I did not speak out Because I listened to Rogan. Then the outrage-mongers could no longer fake being upset Because there was no one left.

One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away

This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.

If you’re reporting on Kimmel, point out that this is yet another instance of Trump’s FCC toady Brendan Carr applying quid-pro-quo pressure to a company seeking an acquisition, in this case Nexstar’s $6.2 billion bid for a rival that requires his approval: www.newscaststudio.com/2025/08/22/n...

Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family? It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted

People are claiming this letter is proof that Trump and Epstein engaged in illicit underage activities together, but clearly the “wonderful secret” is their shared love of Star Wars cantina character Momaw Nadon, as evidenced by his crude fan art.

Making a festival film that’s just 120 minutes of an audience standing and clapping with the goal of getting a 135-minute standing ovation

“The reports of my death are greatly appreciated.”

“The reports of my death are greatly appreciated.”

“Yes, Ursula, I’m VERY serious about my wish.”

Not the first time a mob boss paved over something to bury secrets

Can’t stop thinking about how Cuomo looks like if the Thing went on Ozempic

Can’t believe this is the letter Trump sent Epstein on his birthday:

Does this mean I filled out my ballot incorrectly?

Max Headroom's grandson.

No AIs were harmed in the making of this parody of AI entertainment. Watch Episode 2 of “the world’s first AI late night show” for a topical/digital monologue: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rXnP2g/

Max Headroom is reborn! 😀

Every time you laugh at the world’s first AI late night show, you waste a gallon of water. (It’s worth it.)

AI is coming for the late night jobs!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rPLruL/

“You’re a bunch of indoctrinated NPCs who can’t even think for yourselves… Grok, is that right?”

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

The German word for “they were just as bad as we told you’d they be” is “Nazi”

I want to live *non*-vicariously through someone. Just walk through their torso and go about my day as they shriek in horror.

More food for thought: Trump’s last BFF who turned on him ended up “hanging himself” in prison