I wonder if anyone who contributed to the new $600k to #Obojima cares that what they're buying is inauthentic and soulless. I'm sad that we're here again. Anyway, 1985 doesn't care and neither do the authors. They're just going to use my culture to make money. kashi-info.carrd.co

The fact that this does not come close to qualifying as macaroni has absolutely no effect on my life and pisses me off to no end.

Hey so you don’t need to test if the new version of the lying, plagiarism bot is better or worse than the old plagiarism bot they’re all bad

This was always the goal of bathroom bans, to fully push trans people from any semblance of public life, and it won't end there either, the "gender critical" project is currently trying to exert pressure over businesses that hire trans people in the UK, so that trans people are unemployable...

This user managed to prove that generative AI is not smart, a fact that everyone already knew, by contributing to the increasingly rapid destruction of the planet for the sole purpose of hearing a bunch of servers work together to misidentify the number of letters in a word. Click here!

*finally writes an ending to my short story rough draft* "Ah, well done, Helena. You should be proud of yourself." *later, I'm talking literally that same evening* "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU END YOUR STORY LIKE THAT??"

When the Cass Review came out last year, the NYT rushed to cover it complete with post notifications. After reviews in Germany and Utah came out supporting gender affirming care for trans youth, dead silence. You can be just as biased in what you don't cover as what you do.

If you listen real closely you can hear me screaming in the background 🤣

Day 132 of my writing journey #books #writing #fantasy #itfddy

I just realized I made this months ago and never posted the template, so here you go. Please don't get rid of the watermark

April 25, 2025 will forever be remembered as the day that I DIDN'T shit myself on a machine at Planet Fitness.

Me: Zodiacs are fun, but I have no faith that they're any indication of personality or proclivities. *finds out my Sun, Moon, and Rising are apparently the same as Mara Wilson's* Me: Welp, it's about time for my writing career to take off.

I dunno if established actors got the memo that they can just... not audition for the magic TERF's stuff. Folks be like, "Yeah she sucks, but casting directors want to see me in it, so what am I gonna do?" Tell em to jog on!

I dunno if local book/game stores got the memo that they can just... not order the magic TERF's stuff. Folks be like, "Yeah she sucks, but people want to buy it, so what am I gonna do?" Tell em you don't sell it! Then introduce them to Bone or some shit like that.

The best way I've found to do a set of 8 is to forget you're doing a set of 8 and give up on the way to 10.

You have to dig down deep to find a premise this false. My jaw is on the floor 🤣

Breaking: RFK Jr. hints that after spending half his budget on discovering cause of autism, he may plan on tackling the boom of the "left-handed-ness pandemic."

I'm officially past 100 A5-size pages on my first draft. Part of the fun of doing most of my writing on my phone is that I was on page 105 before I even noticed 😂

Y'all are so busy waiting on the government to come and save us all, meanwhile I already know that the collapse of America's economic system is just Wylo the Kobold's secret character arc.

Day 107 of my writing journey 🤓

I've been wearing the same pair of glasses for almost ten years now. Today two new pairs come in the mail. It's over for y'all

Happy Trans Visibility Day! If you think I'm gonna slink back into the realm of invisibility after today, y'all got another thing coming. I'm only gonna keep being more visible and more annoying from here on out! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Tell me why my Spotify Smart Shuffle thought it was a good idea to play not just "All You Wanna Do," but the LIVE BROADWAY SAMANTHA PAULY version of "All You Wanna Do." Does my phone want to see me burst into tears at the freaking gym?

I have a bit role in an upcoming audiodrama. Suffice to say, it's gonna be a super interesting one. 😁

A quick message to new TTRPG players: There is no such thing as a natural zero on the traditional seven dice. The lowest anyone can roll is a nat one, and the highest is the number the die is named after. So that's why when you roll a percentile and it's 0 + 00, that means it's 100.

Going into trans men's selfies and replying "that's a dude" to kick off the onslaught of accidentally validating trolls

I scream the lyrics to Chappell Roan's "The Giver" in my car awfully loudly for someone with massive bottom energy.

I mean, one way that autistic people bond is through our gastrointestinal issues 😆

I had a dream last night that I went to a family therapy session in short shorts, and we seemed to be making real progress, but then I sharted on the couch, and suddenly the rest of the session was spent with them making ME out to be the bad guy for sharting on the couch! 😒

I don't think Mark Cuban realizes where he would stand when the "Revolution" happens

Hey billionaires. What if I told you that I could take your X billion dollars and triple it by 2026? All you have to do is give it over to me and I'll work my magic. *Puts my hand over the phone* Shh! Shh! Everybody shut up!

You're telling me Thanos has the ability to snap half of all life in the universe out of existence, but he didn't have the power to get rid of his scrotum chin?

See me personally I think having a machine that I can instruct on computational tasks that it executes exactly as specified is amazing. Having it access databases on other machines is incredible. I don't need it to also expend resources to talk like a human and be wrong more often.

Partner: I didn't know you two were friends. Me: Oh yeah, we've been mutuals on TikTok for a few years now. Partner: But have y'all actually talked and had conversations together? Me: ... Me: ...Well, we've sent each other videos we like.

I think the closer thing he has to a payday at the moment are the donations to his defense fund : www.luigimangioneinfo.com/pages/contri...

My therapist will often bring up suggestions for ways to better go through the parts of daily life I struggle with, and I always react sort of ambivalently towards them. Part of me always feels guilty about it, cause I'm just like, "Is it just that I'm too lazy to really put in the work?" 1/🧵

it's absolutely worthless as information on the case anyway. According to those who've watched there's nothing useful even if you've casually kept up with the case. Tell WB to take a hike. #luigimangione

Don't stream the Luigi Mangione documentary. This isn't like a reverse psychology thing where I actually want you to go see it. Don't give a massive conglomerate like Warner Bros Discovery control over his narrative.

The funny thing is that, although some crucial parts are omitted, this is a technically accurate sequence of events.

I used to identify as a lesbian. Then I bought a clear phone case with a blue and purple gradient tint, which led me to identify as bisexual. Spend your money wisely.

*learns about the myth of Cassandra* Haha what a wonderful and interesting myth that is totally fictional and not in any way applicable to reality *becomes a leftist*

There's one half of my brain that's like, "If you see a Nazi doing Nazi shit, you punch them hard." But then there's that other half of my brain that's like, "Jail would be the absolute worst place for someone like you."

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Fun fact: If you go up to Felon Muskrat and say his full name backwards, you'll confuse him long enough to get in one good punch to the face.

we need to give maggie simpson a gun again

🧵I don't want to hear any of y'all saying "at least you're safe in the state where you are now." First off, this is affecting all of us on a federal level. If I have to flee the country for my safety, I don't know if I even can now. (1/4)

Labeling Gender Affirming Care, for people of ANY age, as chemical and surgical mutilation is a deliberate attempt to distance GAC from what is actually is: Life saving medicine.

Just watched episode 3 of The Last of Us last night. I cried three times, and I think I could've easily doubled that if Frank didn't look so much like Jordan Peterson.

"Oh my god, you're so funny." Thanks, I use humour to cope with the fact that my human dignity is being systemically decimated by a fascist government 😀