This is a threat

I finally updated my phone and I feel like my oldest played phone games really describe me as a person.

Nick put this lil’ grogu figure up here and said “they’re high-fiving” 😭

Musical & Comedy should not be a singular category in any awards show 🤠 period.

I know we just signed a 2 year lease but at this rate, I’m moving to Canada asap 😵‍💫

Every New Year gets easier but man is it a breath of fresh air to finally have him blocked on everything this year.

This aged well

Wouldn’t it be crazy if I got a dog tomorrow?

Tis the season of triggers 🤠

People that still use Bluesky are hot.

@looking4alicia.bsky.social you're truly one of the most amazing people i've ever met. you've accomplished so much and survived so much and deserve so much love and light and creative fulfillment and i hope this upcoming year brings you all that and then some. i love you so, so much!

I WON JUMANJI ON MY BIRTHDAY BEST DAY EVER

You are my anchor. Full stop. I am in every way better off in this life because you are my best friend. You are one of the most creative, thoughtful, fuckin hilarious, intelligent and protective people I know. I am lucky to be seen by you. May 28 bring you unfathomable joy, I love you soulmate🤍

Today is our girl Alicia’s birthday! We are so very grateful to have this lovely lady in our lives and so thankful for her constant hard work to keep this place organized. We love you so very much babe 🖤 please give this hottie all the love in the world today 🖤

We stumbled upon a Latin bar by accident & I think I reached genuine flow state

I feel like my brain has been spiraling all month & it really caught up to me tonight 🚬

surprise! we teamed up with the art team at @streamlabs.com to bring you some limited edition holiday cuteness! which design is your favorite?☃️ get them here while you can! streamlabs.com/gp_tv/merch

Imagine proposing to your gf in the one place you were planning to retire with your ex wife bc it had significance to her family & childhood. That poor girl has no idea how truly terrible you are.

7 years with GP today. 🤍

Came home with two new babies

Making French bread at 6am: ☺️ Spilling entire coffee on myself at 7am: 🚬😔

Imagine looking over at a red traffic light just to see me going absolutely apeshit to Crazy Frog.

Sleepy household

Waking up to my man making me breakfast before we go see an early morning showing of wicked 🥺 I really got so lucky.

I’ve been craving the bad French vanilla 7/11 coffee for weeks, but the last three times I’ve stopped in one. The machine is broken.

i asked @looking4alicia.bsky.social how she would describe me to someone and she started with “a warm hug at the airport after traveling all day.“ 😭

I need to get work done but mom poppin out the wood work after 5 years of no contact last night has me spiralin’ 🤠

It might be a silly lil tin cup at the thrift store to the average man, but not me. 🥺

I love that I raised a cat that’s just as excited for bed time as I am. Lil’ baby sprints to beat me to the bed every night when he knows it’s time. 😭

I love the days where I get to binge half a season of Orange is The New Black with @looking4alicia.bsky.social

Lily Allen’s new album is therapeutic for someone that was cheated on 💅🏼

This feels like the least Halloween-y October I’ve had in years 🖤🧡

Seeing people that you know hate each other pose as friends publicly is wild to me.

My first year of twitchcon fomo in a long time, but I’m so happy to see my favorite people together this weekend. 🥺🤍

Chicken & Dumplings in the crockpot, making Pumpkin Browned Butter Chocolate Chunk cookies & loaves of bread after. 🤠

This time last year I was so hopeful for my future & I’m having a real hard time with it lately

I love turning on Nick’s PC while he’s at work to update the games I want to play with him later 💅🏼

I think I broke my osmo at the wedding 🤠

✨Luna ✨

Nick just called Hollow Knight “depressing Mario” 😂😂

I have a collab AS a model next week and I’m freakin’ out 🤠

Going to a concert the night after flying cross country was my worst idea. Death to me.

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🥹🤍 feeling pretty lucky to have a friend like you @looking4alicia.bsky.social

“Now…who’s nuttin’ on Clark?” - @looking4alicia.bsky.social

Heckin ready to run away from the real world this week. ✈️🤍

If there were a year for me to quit social media, it’d be this one. 😬

I’ve edited 4 videos this week and I think my eyes are falling out. Proud of myself tho 💅🏼