You ever seen a team sink their chances in a single play? 🇺🇸

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

Tweeting this everyday until I become manager

Apparently you are not allowed to use your hands while playing soccer which is WILD

Tweeting this everyday until I become manager

At least 18 NPR journalists have accepted buyouts and another 10 have been laid off as the public media network attempts to save money and reorganize the newsroom. n.pr/3RxYWqE

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

Posting this every day until I am Mr. Manager

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

Posting this every day until I am Mr. Manager

Forever tweet

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

I am begging the Seattle #Mariners to score *at least* one run

Please.

Three pitch Mitch #Mariners

Please.

I am begging the Seattle #Mariners to score *at least* one run

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

#Mariners minutes away from losing another series, Announcer: “Come on out to Hello Kitty Crossbody Clear Bag Night!”

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

Tweeting this every day until I become manager

Tweeting this every day until I become manager

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better

The Seattle Mariners stink

The Seattle Mariners stink

The Mariners are a poison that you should give to your enemies.

Open to work

Make me the Seattle Mariners manager. I am highly unqualified. I would be better.

Open to work

I am begging the Seattle #Mariners to score *at least* one run. As a treat

Does anyone eat dinner anymore? I just crunch on a few pretzels after work and start pouring wine

Yes I did

I definitely overpaid for Mariners baseball

Yes I did

I definitely overpaid for Mariners baseball

The best part is all the people crying about this article

We are so back

50 years of excellence

50 years of excellence

I’ve seen enough. The Seattle #Mariners stink

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Disputing the charges with my bank

Does anyone eat dinner anymore? I just crunch on a few pretzels after work and start pouring wine

I’ve seen enough. The Seattle #Mariners stink

Disputing the charges with my bank

I may have overpaid for Mariners baseball on TV

Time to lock-in for 6 months of my daily emotional state being dictated by a baseball team

I may have overpaid for Mariners baseball on TV

Dan Wilson is really pushing the limits of how much vibes and the power of friendship can carry a roster. Because it sure as shit isn’t his tactical in game decision making.