WAIT, I CAN HELP! hodagrpg.itch.io/motherflip

Fire. Flames. With 3rd party stuff of this caliber coming out, Swyvers is an RPG to watch

correct this sentence: 'what are the things she is seeing?'

Incredible.

i don't care if you use bullet points or prose but please fucking stop pebbledashing bold/italics everywhere and just write well

Last call for tomorrow... luma.com/nmyzkzhq

I feel like writing an ode to an orchid

hey, if you're from the West Midlands and your dad welded this insanely overbuilt steel dice tower for you in the 80s, I have it now, lmk if you want it back

oi bruv. If you follow @melsonian-arts-council.itch.io 's new Swyvers campaign, you'll get a free copy of the core rules. It's free dosh innit. www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

I've joined over 300 artists, arts organisations, academics, think tanks and campaigners who have signed this open letter. Add your name. Tell Scotland's political parties and cultural institutions to deliver a basic income for artists:

What makes a TTRPG a TTRPG? answer: table. you can play TTRPGs without dice; without players; without a GM; without a story; without prep. You can subtract anything, except the table. Think about it. what, are we just sitting in a circle now? Too wierd. Can't do it.

The Odyssey (1987)

And the Heistable Hovels PDF Compilation is now available!! hodpub.itch.io/heistable-ho... We have to put a big thanks to @francfrancfranc.bsky.social for organizing the Jam, @hodagrpg.bsky.social for the amazing cover and banner, and @thelostbaystudio.com for the Pixel and Paper for the MD tool!

That's it! thoughts: - I'm tired - way more fun than 5e last year, but big combats are still a pain - 10/10 would marathon again. - DONATE TO EDINBURGH FOOD PROJECT! www.justgiving.com/page/joe-bla...

Session 6. The final battle. Time skip -- it's been months of siege. Few knights remain. As we discuss when to employ the Shepherd's Harp of Minhiriath to summon tree-shepherds, they hear a terrible screech and shadow covers the land. A Nazgul lands, astride a hideous winged Fell Beast.

Belated session 5 report. The First Knights of Lond Daer are invited to the mansion of Johan Fleet, businessman. He says he has been swayed by their deeds of construction, and wants to discuss how he can help. The Company instantly smell a trap.

' how many shadow points do I get from sucking the dick of a nameless slug? ' - A player, 19 hours into play

Session 4, and we are back at the outset of the War of the Ring. The Knights of Lond Daer have secured the alliance of the Fisherfolk. The plan is that they will launch a distracting sortie against the Orcish siege camps, while Fisherfolk in blacked-out skiffs attack Corsair galleys in the harbour.

mfw I've been playing the One Ring RPG for 15 hours straight Donate to Edinburgh Food Project!!!! www.justgiving.com/page/joe-bla...

Session 3 takes us back to 80 years before the war of the ring. The founders of the Order of Lond Daer are returning from their voyage, now tasked with building up the town's defenses. What boons and allies can they gather? Will it be enough?

Session 2 roster: Hadirion, dwarf captain Prestor, elf Callan, Man of Bree captain Tom - Man of Bree Gildor - Elf (same as last session!) Myrtle - hobbit (me!) It is 70 years in the future. 7 Knights of Lond Daer are watching the coast. The night watch takes over and hears something from East.

We're now 3.5 hours in and going strong! Donate here, still plenty of time to fundraise! www.justgiving.com/page/joe-bla...

session 1 roster: Arthar the Beorning Oswald the Man of Bree Lass Kalan the Elf Gildor the Elf Barrow the Ranger Onar the Dwarf Anaras the Man of Gondor

it is 8am. The One Ring RPG 24 hour Marathon for Edinburgh Food Project begins in an hour. Maybe worth mentioning I've played The One Ring RPG once before in my life, lol. pictured: Lond Daer and Environs

Last push for donations, we play tomorrow! I'll live-tweet the game. donations are hugely appreciated!! It's gonna be epic, swapping timeframes every 3hrs between just after the battle of 5 armies, and defending Lond Daer in the War of the Ring. The campaigns will interplay with each other!

The Gourmand requests your help assembling the first course - one delicious, and incredibly rare Black Swan. Rare Bird is a little heist and setting for Swyvers by @lukegearing.bsky.social and @melsonian-arts-council.itch.io. Art by Alice Carroll infinite-twin.itch.io/rare-bird

been rewatching flight of the conchords. jermaine clement has an extremely powerful sexual aura

just spent twenty minutes googling "hit me when I come cool guy talking song" www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4AK...

writing rpg rules is wierd. I'm telling the reader how to explore a space that doesn't exist yet: one that I insist they have to supply themselves. I am writing around a space that I have wilfully left empty. It's like painting in the dark.

Disappointing

windblown-vagrant.itch.io/hex-crawling... front page got a nice make over by Lazarus.

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I'm running/playing The One Ring RPG for 24 hours straight in May Money goes to edinburgh food project If you donated and want to contribute an NPC or item, hit me up :) www.justgiving.com/page/joe-bla...

A Complete Unknown (2024) - 0:36:20 Dir. James Mangold Runtime 140 minutes 🚬 x 119, or one cigarette every 1.18 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/a-complete-unknown/

Atomic Blonde (2017) Dir. David Leitch Runtime 115 minutes 🚬 x 31, or one cigarette every 3.71 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/atomic-blonde/

cabbage, my favourite vegetable

Banned from r/DnDBuilds for commenting "Fighting Man 1" or "Magic-User 1" under every post

🚨 IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE WRENCH IS NOW LIVE!🚨 My new GMless, diceless game of stormy night murder mystery is currently funding on Backerkit and I'd love your support! Back it here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...

joeb.bearblog.dev/eotenheim-se... who up Wulfing they Wald? @lostpages.co.uk

I am being sincere on main joeb.bearblog.dev/reflection-t...

@betterlegends.bsky.social am I doing this right

Playing Wingspan with my Collins pocket guide out to check if the birds you're playing are legal

What's My JND? 0.0033 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

LOOKING FOR RPG ILLUSTRATIONS? YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! COMMS OPEN! ADD A PROVEN *WINNER TO YOUR TEAM! *big nerd

just wrapped a 3 year #dnd campaign. i feel Crazy rn

Down with the internet! dsell.me/how-to-stop-...

why the fuck am i listening to GARBAGE when i could be listening to the best music on the PLANET

Anyway, join this blogring so I can keep up dsell.me/join-the-new...

I take a strange delight in noting that as my RPG preferences grow more esoteric, the 'content' i consume grows ever boring and objectively crap

experiencing sunlight in February got me feeling like this mf