New Kink: Unlocked

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread: Just turned 32

Me when trying to use the bidet and finding out the hard way I have a hemorrhoid

Before and after my shower and grooming of my bed head

It’s my birthday if y’all want to give me anything!

I guess a good 32nd birthday gift to myself is my first nocturnal emission

End of 2nd week at the new job and now off for a week for Thanksgiving. Out of office on for the first time ever- seams like a good reason for another pipe

Friendly/unfriendly reminder that if you’re “famous,” it doesn’t excuse shitty behavior.

Complaining about the smoke in your eyes? That’s gonna be the least of your worries, boy.

Some rare video content for y’all

At a Kink Spelling Bee, first time styling my mustache handlebar style. Really feeling myself these days.

As soon as you hear that lighter click you better get down to serve while I smoke my cigars. Worship your gar huffing alpha bear 😈🐻

Seasoning the gloves @dodgerpup84.stash.zone got me! Such a sweet dog!

Here’s some content for y’all, ignore the Futurama and I anxiously adjusting my hair

Post march beer and cigars

I’m so sorry I haven’t post as much lately. I have been dealing with a lot of mental health issues, but I’m on the slight incline. As penance have a video of my cat making her signature garlic jalapeño biscuits!

The #big-stranger helping a friend enjoy his cigar. #gaybear #cigar #hairybear #gaydad #blowjob #nastypig

My cock always points towards sinners.

Shows ya how much cigars make my cock twitch

I’m taking a hiatus. My mental health is complete shit right now and I need to focus on myself for the time being. See y’all soon

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This is who runs this account

Must I go to work today?

Me having a good time with @slatemate1.bsky.social

Look at me ram @slatemate1.bsky.social! Such a good puppy

I don’t mean to brag, but I had my first 4 man commander night and became a solid threat on the table. I didn’t win… but I still became the primary target which made me feel prideful!

Welp I bought MtG cards today. Time to go down a rabbit hole.

I GUESS I’ll post a pecker pic

Summer Smoke. Driving to Chicago tomorrow! Nervous and excited for a big work weekend coming up in Andersonville. Who will I get to see?? #cigarfetish #cigardaddy

Summertime Smoke. 💨 #cigarsocial #cigardaddy

A bear in a Neleus tank top? A bear smoking a cigar? I feel very predictable. But cute. Predictable and cute. #CigarBear #CigarDaddy #Hashtag #Hashbrown #SummerInTheSouth #Sweaty

Getting Saturday started

#flashbackfriday piss, cigar, pits, buttplug, hedonistic cumshot

Finally nice enough for a cigar #gay #men #dating #gaybear

7 open to close work days in a row. This weekend off better drag it’s fucking ass

Sorry if I haven’t been responding lately. A lot of life has hit me all at once and not in a good way. So I apologize in advance for my distance.

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!

Going on a short hiatus. Long story short, had an amicable break up, still upset, just going to disconnect for a couple of days.

Got into Dad’s stash and couldn’t help myself

Announcement! I am rebranding! I will now go as Sam Polk from here on!

Nothing sexy, just wanted to share a picture of my puffy idiot daughter.

Trying my hand at ball stretching

If I get 1500 followers, I’ll be brave and ask my porn crush to rail me.

Choose your adventure, pleasure awaits regardless of which path you take.

Not the fattest cock, but here’s my contribution to #fcf