I’m full of truffle fries

The universe just dropped My Morning Jacket tickets in my lap for tonight…LFG!!! 🎃

It ain’t Halloween if I’m not dancing to Rocky Horror naked as I get ready for work! 🎃

Healing + thriving* *Got a heater with fake flames

Drug commercial jingles get stuck in my head all the time

This nervous, cold boy needs cuddles

Recruiter wants me to apply to a job in SC. More money, upward move, would have to leave atl (boo), but do I really wanna? It’s so confusing sometimes to be a boy

The lighting in the early seasons of drag race can only be described as Weimar-esque

Kadooze to me for staying awake during a 3 hour divisional meeting

Playing hooky yesterday makes me hate working even more today

Apple cider donuts have cured my anxiety

It worked! Escaped my enclosure and otw to get chili ingredients

Like this post and I’ll leave work rn to make chili

Still floating after Night Tapes last night

Welp

Coming to you live from my childhood bathroom

Clothing choices on the weekend: perpetual pot head or presentable

“Please be careful meeting people from Facebook marketplace in the Costco parking lot” — a text I just sent my mother

Had to work til 9 last night and alarm still went off at 5…..send help

Took this before I realized today is NOT Friday

Offered a Gen Z a job and they accepted with a heart emoji…..

Wednesday night plans: Little Caesar’s pizza Wine Binging Interview with the Vampire

Officially too cold to run shirtless so catch me serving Rose from now on

I know who the soup man is but I’m not tellin’

i’m not, not a morning person but if you bust into the office yelling GOOD MORNING like you're the sun itself, just know i’m not saying shit back

Th government’s not working why should I?!?

Will I ever be this loved?

Woke up to a hj, happy Saturday

Friday funday

The Kit Kat Halloween Counts are my new favorite seasonal candy

Would marry the heater in my office tbh

What if I’m sypip

Barely any photos from pride but trust, I was there, I was loud and I was sunburned 🏳️‍🌈

Just met Flo milli soooooo life is perfect

Like this if ur at atl pride and ill find u and kiss u

You added me to a Friday meeting, so yeah, Drag Race will be on in the background

TOPS is the perfect Wednesday night treat

Loving life blazed at shake shack

Brace yourself! I’m bringing low energy and high slay to ATL pride this weekend

Naming my kid Trashleigh

Certified menace today

Did NOT expect to be this feral today

Wore shorts and a sweatshirt to the farmers market this morning

I used to walk around the house growing up singing Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves….my mom still had no idea I was half gay (on my dad’s side). So delulu

My music take: ‘Sisters are Doing it for Themselves’ is solely responsible for me breaking my 5k time plateau 💪🏼

At home fartin ama

I wish Wendy Williams was still on my tv

HR orientation bout to put me to sleep before I speak help

Lorelei Gilmore is THE most unlikable character

Some folks keep photos of their families in their offices. I keep this