Is this Essendon supporter who I think it is?

BT starts by calling Borlase at the centre bounce

With a long stick I hope

When Essendon said that Scott would see out the season, they meant Autumn.

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BT’s called McAndrew “McDonald” twice so far

Serious question, does the Essendon Cheer Squad still exist?There was a banner today, but virtually no red and black presence in M3.

A happy 75th birthday to one of the all-time greats youtu.be/3edg69iBr2Q?...

Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember: “Don’t just tip a winner folks, back ‘em on Footypunt” youtu.be/LbnWuCA3yzc

I think Sandy’s skivvy came with its own vertical hold knob

Sunday arvo footy from the SCG, just like the 80s

Post a deep-cut quote from your favourite movie “Ooh Alvin”

Slept in my Smiths t-shirt and fell out of bed twice

Go Crows @adelaidefc.bsky.social

Barassi Way has a good ring to it but I reckon Haydn Brunton and his family might be a bit aggrieved.

Joey Johnny Tommy Dee Dee

🎶 I got wheels, I know how to use them 🎶

#AusOpen has hate speech all sorted

Skivvies Are Back

I give up. Is Patterson 2 or 51?

As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories.

@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played.

That new Twins reboot is a ripper.

I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated.

Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good.

If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind. Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.

This one’s for @4boat.bsky.social #goad

Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich?

@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals

D’Amchokio

Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port.

No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature?

Suns happy to get the 4 points

So the rest of the home and away games will be littered with displays of faux masculinity by blokes who won’t be playing in September for the next couple of years, if ever. #afl

It’s Curtins for the Dogs

I liked footy better when I didn’t like it so much.

Lookin’ good @andrewgigacz.bsky.social

That Carlton trainer has just entered shit leg tatt protocols

Goss: Blues to toss Voss as boss after this loss

Graphic Design Burnie style 1980

Amartey would be hopeless at Pointless

BT: 8 1/2 minutes to “roll those dices”, minutes after failing to identify the player with the single black leg sleeve.

Today has that 1987 stay inside and watch the live Sunday game from Sydney vibe about it.

Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains.

@fmi-play-afl.bsky.social FMD. Duncan misses from 30m with 5secs to go, costs me an exact, puts me out of the Champs League Final and costs me a point in the League. Well played Ethan. This game shits me.

Does that mean Essendon has an Air Force? The Freo Navy? Who has the SAS?

Dizzy with anticipation as I head to my first ever suburban ground SANFL night game

It’s Cricket Australia and Big Poncho conspiring against the stadium roof in Hobart

Bay leaves are a scam foisted on us by Big Herb

Marked increase in apostrophe's also