As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories.

@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played.

That new Twins reboot is a ripper.

I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated.

Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good.

If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind. Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.

This one’s for @4boat.bsky.social #goad

Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich?

@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals

D’Amchokio

Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port.

No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature?

Suns happy to get the 4 points

So the rest of the home and away games will be littered with displays of faux masculinity by blokes who won’t be playing in September for the next couple of years, if ever. #afl

It’s Curtins for the Dogs

I liked footy better when I didn’t like it so much.

Lookin’ good @andrewgigacz.bsky.social

That Carlton trainer has just entered shit leg tatt protocols

Goss: Blues to toss Voss as boss after this loss

Graphic Design Burnie style 1980

Amartey would be hopeless at Pointless

BT: 8 1/2 minutes to “roll those dices”, minutes after failing to identify the player with the single black leg sleeve.

Today has that 1987 stay inside and watch the live Sunday game from Sydney vibe about it.

Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains.

@fmi-play-afl.bsky.social FMD. Duncan misses from 30m with 5secs to go, costs me an exact, puts me out of the Champs League Final and costs me a point in the League. Well played Ethan. This game shits me.

Does that mean Essendon has an Air Force? The Freo Navy? Who has the SAS?

Dizzy with anticipation as I head to my first ever suburban ground SANFL night game

It’s Cricket Australia and Big Poncho conspiring against the stadium roof in Hobart

Bay leaves are a scam foisted on us by Big Herb

Marked increase in apostrophe's also

Nilthorpe

Push in the back RIP

Oh shit, I missed the 3/4 time dancing in the crowd activation. Can I see it on Kayo? #fmd

Watch Walker kick 5 next week at home to the Eags and keep his spot for the next month.

Nice shepherd Curtin

I love this weather. #AFLPiesCrows

Is it Be Kind To Barn Doors Round? #AFLSwansBlues

Nicks manages to be outcoached in a win against Hinkley #aflpowercrows

@eregnans.bsky.social MCG Cricketers’ Suites are both Betty Wilson themed

Comment Wally May

He may be the Pope, but I reckon Bob Neil’s got his measure in ‘Bob’ Hall of Fame @swishtter.bsky.social

@fmi-play-afl.bsky.social This game shits me, from 6-1 to 3-3 with 1 second left on the clock.

When will Antony Green call it for the Crows?

I’m working tonight. Can I watch a replay of Election Night on iView?

How’s that foetal position looking Wilson?

Crikey, MCG cranking up Shot By Both Sides during the pregame is a first.

Why does it say “Live” on the shots from the Vatican? He looked pretty dead to me.

Jack Higgins running a 1000 minutes per second

Madness and The Sports, 44 years ago

Waiting to hear from Vatican Trade Radio, hosted by Mick, Mick and Mick, sponsored by Lourdes Sparkling Mineral Water, Wally’s Communion Wafers and Confirmo’s Coffin Sticks (now with improved white smoke)