When we went to vote today, the poll worker saw which street we lived on and exclaimed “Another <Our Street>! You guys do so well! Almost every house on <Our Street> votes!” And we both beamed with pride. #Vote (My BFF from 1st grade told us to choose this neighborhood and she was so very right!)

Married 25 years today.

Almost finished with a little blankie. Two sidelong rows and needs blocking. #crochet

I opened one wallpaper ad and now 1) all my ads are wallpaper ads and 2) I am obsessed with wallpaper.

Me: Wally, please don’t loll on my blanket. It’s not even finished. Wally: don’t make soft pretty things if you don’t want me lolling on them.

Me: Maeve, could you not? Maeve: Ma’am, you’re talking in my sleep. #dogs #crochet

My husband of nearly 25 years just admitted he has never seen Brian’s Song and now I feel like I don’t even know this random-ass dude. #GenX

The Italian national anthem is a right banger. (Kimi Antonelli won the Miami GP.)

It’s a little chilly here tonight so the dogs have crawled halfway up my ass.

Why don’t they make cars like this anymore? Vintage Mazda “Carol” with right-hand steering wheel espied on Bardstown Road. It still had its temp tags on and I am SO JEALOUS!

OMG, I loved this album.

Cologuard had someone call to tell me to use the kit I got & I don’t care how much your job sucks, it doesn’t suck as for this poor kid who has to call Boomers and GenXers to cajole them into doing something they don’t really want to do. Do you think you can do it by next Friday? Sure thing, kid.

I don’t have a Prime subscription because Amazon are evil. There’s loads of ways to pirate their content for free if you really want to see it. I feel ZERO guilt about stealing stuff from these pricks. Spend your money on something more worthwhile.

@cbsnews.com Bootlickers.

Don’t forget your antihistamines, kids.

A rotten little girl who ate poop on the walk and then barked at a baby puppy from the porch and regrets nothing.

I feel like I need to note that these robots ARE NOT OUR FUCKING FRIENDS. They’ll be herding us soon enough.

Over the Garden Wall #crossstitch

How far I got listening to my newly borrowed audiobook before someone started their goddamned gas-powered fucking leafblower. At 7 pm on a goddamn Wednesday. I hope their dick falls off.

My #crochet chicken brood has expanded and recruited one of my mom’s trinket-holding chickens.

Doesn’t seem like this is how we should have to live

There are people who sit on their sofas, work on their crafts, and don’t have to pick tiny hairs out of their crafts or constantly reassure little creatures that they are still loved even though you are spending time doing something else. And I kind of feel sorry for those people. #crochet #pibble

One reaps what one sows, one hopes.

Good boy takes sunbath. #pibble

So, our national fool is going to speak on April Fool’s Day. And no one in his press office said “Hold up, how ‘bout we do that Thursday?” #DJT

One of my baby’s first words was “moon.”

Found a super-quick #crochet hen pattern so I dug through my stash today to find all the stripey yarn I’ve bought and never used. My evening is now planned. I also found some sparkle yarns so I can have some disco chickens, too.

Watching the #F1 practice session and noticed this interesting logo for the @anthropic.com #AI #chatbot. It’s interesting to me that the chatbot has presumably trained on the entirety of human knowledge contained on the interwebs but doesn’t know their logo is a cat’s butthole.

SCHLAPP: “How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” CPAC CROWD: “YEAH!” SCHLAPP: “NO! Wrong answer… let’s try it again. How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” CPAC CROWD: *CHEERS AGAIN* 😬 (From @atrupar.com )

#Notebook superpower activated! Something I bought three years ago for $1 is now in use!

The only thing that makes this palatable is the stripe of chocolate sauce that makes the whole thing taste like chocolate. Without it, the pistachio layer tastes like dirt and the almond layer tastes like…nothing. But I needed some emotional support to get me through the UK game. #BBN

Me: Maeve, I need you to move. I don’t want your fur in my work. Maeve: Nah.

Made quiche for dinner and now the trash is full of egg shells, egg cartons, and bacon packaging so Wally is stationed next to the can just *staring* at all that wasted opportunity and if my floors weren’t shamefully dirty I would take a picture. This is old but will have to do.

Someone who obviously knows me sent me this today. It’s nice to be seen.

Lazy Sunday afternoon waiting for the storms.

My kid’s got #F1 jokes. So proud.

John: Hey, who wrote The Great Gatsby? Me: Scott Fitzgerald. J: You didn’t call him F. Scott Fitzgerald. M: I call him Scott. He’s my friend. J: 😶 M: OK, F. Scott Fitzgerald. J, over giggles: Whaddya got against him!

TFW you’re posted up on the sofa to watch basketball but you have to get up and open the front door (even though it’s freezing cold) so your nosy dog can monitor the neighborhood (or she’ll pace). #BBN

Spent an hour this morning texting with the kid, helping them make a ‘90s playlist. All that remembering is exhausting!

A rainy cold night. Perfect for climbing into bed with my #thriftbooks haul.

The forsythia is blooming but there’s a tornado warning so I took a pic cos these yellow petals will probably be gone tomorrow. (It’s also 73°F, I have on shorts and I’m as sweaty as a can of beer on the 4th of July.) #Spring

I picked up a hook for the first time in a year and look what happened! #crochet

The most Kentucky weather picture I’ve ever taken. Blue skies and black clouds. I couldn’t convey the weird-ass phenomenon of skies in flux with warm and dead calm air. The walk was like a humid summer day with no air moving. 🥵

This motivates me to pick up my medical Spanish books again. I need to be better than these dumb motherfuckers.

Our motherfucker #djt damaging the financial stability of my English friend. Is there no end to the fuckery?

Bags 1 and 2 #F1 #Williams FW46. Glad to see #Lego using paper bags. I stole the model from my husband because it was Williams and I have been a Williams fan since the ‘90s. Surprised and delighted to find my driver is a woman!

Husband got himself a couple of #Lego #F1 cars and I was forced to take the #Williams off his hands. Just getting started…will check back.

No zoo walk today. Pouring rain beyond the ability if my hat to repel. I wonder if the eagles will notice no one came by to say “hey” and mourn the loss of their soars.

My husband got me a cool present. #F1 #Lego