“Dude, you look gay, you sound gay, you seem like you’re so deep in the closet you’re about to find Narnia.” - comedian Peter Angelo responding to an “wannabe alpha bro” describing “what makes you gay”.

From what I saw at Fist Bump and what friends have said about Fist Fest, it sounds like fisting is coming out of the closet.

It’s not just blue. It’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean.

One of the biggest annoyances of getting older is that you have less confidence that a fart is just a fart.

So Dr Carlton was at Spring Blooms this past weekend, and he and Dangilo talked about it on @butthonestlypod.bsky.social This part made me laugh: overcast.fm/+ABJYXIh3J0w...

New Cadet harness from @mrsleather.bsky.social arrived already. The design has two shoulder straps and just one strap across the back. Black+red for handy fun. Gotta have a buddy adjust the straps next time we play.

I laughed way too hard at this.

Currently in a S wide from Kink3D. Who wants to help see if I can shrink it with a chastity challenge? Like=1hrs Comment=3hrs Follow=24hrs Will tally the time up at the end of the day. Let’s see what damage bluesky can do. #chastitychallenge #teamlocked #selflocked #malechastity #gaychastity

Grindr overheats each time there’s a large gathering of Republicans… so now they’re hosting a White House correspondents dinner. thehill.com/blogs/in-the...

When someone says “You’re throwing it all away because of one mistake”, they’re appealing to the “sunk cost fallacy.” And they’re being manipulating and disrespectful. (No this didn’t happen to me, but someone might need to see this).

I made some swag for an event that is coming up. Want to get your hands on some? Come to Fist Bump at Flex in Cleveland on April 25th events.humanitix.com/fistbump-vol-2

Testing another cage. ✔️ doesn’t need a ball-trap ring ✔️ PA hook fits my piercing ✔️ appears to fit well ✔️ doesn’t enclose head (less smells absorbed, possible to pee standing) We’ll see how it feels after a few hours. I only wear one as an occasional kink, but I’ve done Locktober before.

This time around, Anna is fully on board with Miranda.

This voice, this song … a gay dj, singing about life … makes me think of Roy Orbison. It’s a powerful song. youtu.be/CMz9cFNhhLo?...

Make it make sense, please.

I could have benefited from this song multiple times in my life. And sometimes I need a reminder. Here’s one for y’all. youtu.be/s2kA1dMo6I0?...

Fist Bump is coming! Saturday April 25, 2-6pm at Flex in Cleveland. Tickets at link below, I got mine already. events.humanitix.com/fistbump-vol-2

New season, new look. 1/8“ buzz. Fresh out of the shower.

I don’t know if she’s a good witch or a bad witch, but I can tell she’s a lady of quality because she’s riding sidesaddle. On the other hand, she’s probably freaking Dorothy out.

A friend of mine posted this. I giggled...

Ryan James (HungerFF) interviews Sofftpaw about fisting and the fist council. This is one of the weekly FF and butt-centric podcasts I listen to. youtu.be/4m890CGlwhw?...

Upped my weights for my upper-body workout. I will feel it tomorrow. 🦾

Fresh haircut and trimmed the beard shorter.

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

Nailed it (at least for the moment).

Elbow Grease question: Sometimes I need a thicker lube - for example on thick vertical toys, where alphabet lubes run off. I use Crisco for that. A friend suggested Elbow Grease. Does Elbow Grease clean up easier? Does it stay on vertical surfaces? How satisfying is the experience?

Yes, but in a much kinder, gentler style.

I think this is really important, please watch! 

 I've been meaning to make this video for a while now. There's a common misconception about human rights and I want to try to re-frame the issue. Please retweet if you find this useful

Fisting is very satisfying for my ADHD.

One downside of hairy legs is catching lube when I top.

A good afternoon/evening. Took a new depth of duckbill fist today, and got my first Jack in the Box. And I made my buddy have a full-blown orgasm with my fist - he flooded my mouth with his cum. And he took 400 punches, two groups of 200 punches each. We both won today.

As long as I’m ranting mildly on the topic of generative AI… youtu.be/CsQtUSTSX40?...

The heads of Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, and Tesla all joined Trump at his inauguration. Since then, largely thanks to Trump's Big Ugly Bill, their companies have reaped $51B in federal tax breaks — paid for by huge cuts to our social safety net. This is what oligarchy looks like.

Notice a ton of commercials pushing AI during last night's Super Bowl? Here's why these companies are so eager to get you to adopt it in your life (hint: it's a bubble). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wxBHxpMFXA

Fist Bump February 2026 is in the books. Thanks committee, volunteers, people I met and played with. Topped 4x, bottom 1x. Fun!

This is a book, apparently.

I have a whole cabinet, although not many are horse-sized. Some of the biggest aren’t shown.

He asked Bluesky for advice, and this is the result. Those vibrators are powerful!

Haircut and beard trim.

Not bottoming today. Those blueberry pancakes are decadent!

Watch this get off Tik Tok unless you’re happy giving all your personal data to tRump and friends!! youtube.com/watch?v=Ktze...

“More than 20 percent of adults aged 18 to 29 report no sexual activity in the past year” - stats Scott Galloway has cited. Dang. Hey guys, come over to the fun side. We can fix that. We don’t recruit, but we do take volunteers… - one whose body count was well over 50 last year…

Ethyl chloride is a neurotoxin. A singular use could lead to random muscle spasms that could make it impossible to expel the heavier than air gas from your lungs making you drown on dry land. Drowning is a ghastly way to die, I’m done being nice to the other side. Just don’t fucking use it

Once you see it…

Well, kept that resolution 🤜 ⭕️

Good read. Check the comments as well.

My Hole Goal for 2026: Hankey’s Handyman 4XL. I have over a year to do it.

Tight holes are sad - Ryan James (HungerFF)