Fist Bump February 2026 is in the books. Thanks committee, volunteers, people I met and played with. Topped 4x, bottom 1x. Fun!

This is a book, apparently.

I have a whole cabinet, although not many are horse-sized. Some of the biggest aren’t shown.

He asked Bluesky for advice, and this is the result. Those vibrators are powerful!

Haircut and beard trim.

Not bottoming today. Those blueberry pancakes are decadent!

Watch this get off Tik Tok unless you’re happy giving all your personal data to tRump and friends!! youtube.com/watch?v=Ktze...

So looking forward to this! Last year was my first non-local event. peachpals.social/polar-fist-2...

“More than 20 percent of adults aged 18 to 29 report no sexual activity in the past year” - stats Scott Galloway has cited. Dang. Hey guys, come over to the fun side. We can fix that. We don’t recruit, but we do take volunteers… - one whose body count was well over 50 last year…

Ethyl chloride is a neurotoxin. A singular use could lead to random muscle spasms that could make it impossible to expel the heavier than air gas from your lungs making you drown on dry land. Drowning is a ghastly way to die, I’m done being nice to the other side. Just don’t fucking use it

Once you see it…

Well, kept that resolution 🤜 ⭕️

Good read. Check the comments as well.

My Hole Goal for 2026: Hankey’s Handyman 4XL. I have over a year to do it.

Tight holes are sad - Ryan James (HungerFF)

A New Year’s resolution, should you wish:

Growing my beard out, because enough people already call me “daddy”.

Enough of my friends here will approve (including the one I facelifted it from).

I’ve run the numbers. In 2025 I have given about 2 fists/week and taken > 1 fist/week. This time two years ago I had one successful bottom session and zero top sessions. (Vers top here, so 2-1 seems about right).

3 - top-leaning vers fister.

After watching Dorothy take out one rival, Glinda set her up to take out the other as well, rather than just send Dorothy home. Does that make Glinda the villain?

Yesterday I hosted some friends for a small FF party. One took his first doubles. Two took their greatest depth so far. All of us had a lot of ffun, and are still horny today. Roads allowing, I’m seeing one of them (my “weekly regular”) this afternoon.

Thoughts on this t-shirt? Yes or no, and why?

Last year’s Polar Fist Retreat was my first non-local event ever. I signed up on the first day this year. peachpals.social/polar-fist-2...

I was explaining this to @beavvt.bsky.social and he recommended I make a graph hehe. It was a working fisting weekend. 😘

Show your playspace” thread.

It is currently 14° here, or -10c for those outside of the US. It will be up to 32°/0c at 5 PM. That sounds awful to even say out loud.

Two union suits from @mcecreations.bsky.social Black Friday sale.

Merry Fistmas!

Happy Hole-O-Days.

I am happy this will never be a problem for me.

Love this.

Cage question: my balls are good sized, and high-and-tight. I’ve tried a number of cages and rings (including Kink3d curved) and always get problems with my balls, regardless which ring I try. And this isn’t just when I close my legs - I can just be here in sweats with legs spread. 1/

Here to get my flu shot and C19 booster before winter travels.

Two years ago today, I had my first intentional meetup for fisting play. We only got a few fingers and toys in that day, but it settled my interest and gave me a good friend @bottomboy412.bsky.social as well! I’m no expert now, but I can confidently and competently give and take.

I just had the privilege of giving a new fister his first session. He’s got hands just under 9”, listens well and follows directions. He was going in straight, curling fingers inside, and even a few punches. On bottom he handled my fingers well, took a 6.8” round dildo and a Gapekeeper 75.

Love this!

Yesterday afternoon I went to meet a fellow I played with a few times, although so far he never took my hand. He asked me if it was OK if a buddy of his was there, and I said yes. I almost got my hands into my friend this time. Likewise for his buddy. But I got to take both of them 🫱 in my hole ⭕️

I was in the basement to clean out the litter box. As I grabbed some gloves, I almost started to turn them inside out as I do in the playroom. Then I realized I don’t have to this time. Picture of my kitten because he’s cute. He’s probably watching a bug.

I spent more than I ought to last week and this. But since I’m not buying for anyone but myself, I guess it’s ok. Thanks to Mr Hankeys Toys, @mcecreations.bsky.social, and @friendlytoys.ca.

My new stocking cap from @cumrados.bsky.social

I’ll never not giggle at this

For anyone who thinks calling a someone a bottom is an insult, hope no one lets you inside again I said what I said. #noshame #slutshaming #pigbottom

Santa is about to fist a good little boy.

The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.

Attorney Michael Popok pointed out that the SCOTUS ruling to not take Kim Davis’ anti-SSM case shows they didn’t have four votes to even take it up. To me, this is big. And she has to pay her $350k judgment.

Five love languages for fisters: Words of affirmation- I love to fist your ass Gifts - I got some X-lube so I can fist your ass Acts of service - I'm here to fist your ass Quality time - How long do you want me to fist your ass? Physical touch- can you feel my fingers when I fist your ass?

I generally don’t post politics on this account (PM for my PG account). But this is worth posting! NYC Mayor - Dem NJ Governor- Dem VA Governor- Dem VA AG - Dem* California Prop 50 - pass overwhelmingly (65%) And someone in the White House is losing his shit more than normal.