Why does every fountain drink version of coke zero suck except McDonald's?

There is nothing that makes me appreciate having a penis more than washroom lines at a musical intermission

Gonna tattoo racing stripes on my brain for speedy thoughts

MFF Animals With @murrtin.wtf @sheppy.gay & @kaelfangs.bsky.social

I succumb to the concoction that is malort in honour of my dear friend Henneike whenever he isn't there to foist it on others.

Frostbite weekend in Seattle was great! Met some awesome new people and old friends, hope to meet some more :3

All the EE drama's got me like

lion king soon :D

Lost the mff lottery :c Might be the first time in like 8 years I'll miss mff, unless someone has some room for a shep

I started saying owo and uwu ironically for shiggles a while ago. ...it is no longer ironic help uwu

I think we're safe from the AI uprising for at least a little longer

yeah I know where I'm heading next

Stupid fucking god dam stupid dogs they don’t even know how to stupid because they’re so fucking stupid @sheppy.gay #fursuit #pride #bluedog

CW: WS. The puritanical payment processors have essentially declared piss illegal and thus any games/media/porn/content featuring it can no longer be sold or featured on a site using credit cards. That we're beholden to two companies that de facto dictate what legal content can be sold is absurd.

Y'all just have these times where it NEVER ENDS?

With Trump basically declaring war over Twitter, my friends wondered what the first furry president would be like

Making Sun tea :3

My flirting style is being a dog.

5 am bad decisions at end of con just staying up all night for my flight :'3

Smooching cuties like

How I'm feeling for FWA~ Say hi if you see me in this boy (a friend letting me borrow for the con >:3)

My favourite past time: playing spot the furry in the airport

Just got laid off... Been with the company 12 years and its that sudden. No warning. Just 'restructuring'. I don't know how to feel or what to do.

Getting dog food. Excuse the sniffing, dog with camera smelled yummy @sheppy.gay

HAPPY EARTHQUAKE VANCOUVER. Did anyone feel it *drop*? That was so weird, like an actual drop, then shaking.

It may have fallen out of vogue lately, but I'll shout it now: I am Proud to be Canadian! 🇨🇦 🍁

Why does ninji have button nipples

I've read through all executive orders released today and it's grim. Even worse then leaving WHO, or defining 'sex', the scariest part is his consolidation of power. The EO's are letting him clear house of all top government workers, with oversight by his DOGE committee, to ensure compliance.

Who'll join me under the lights~? 📷: @costcoexecutivemember.com

We need a word for being super busy doing chill stuff. Busychill.

It's all about efficiency

4am nuggies party at ANW~

I remember when I was a kid, I would type with perfectly proper prose and fully correct punctuation; how hard was it to simply use punctuation and paragraphs? now I feel like I've developed my own style of talking, method of 'me' through text that's much more... Free form

Had a real nice week visiting family and friends. Gonna be nice to get home to my own bed. A few photos of highlights :3 Sledding and family games

Happy airport new years :D

..... ball~ 📸: @costcoexecutivemember.com

I'm going to post my fursuit photos and not hide them I'm going to post my fursuit photos and not hide them I'm going to post my fursuit photos and not hide them I'm going to post my fursuit photos and not hide them I'm going to post my fursuit photos and not hide them I'm going to post my fursuit

So I guess you can just mark adult stuff on here now, so can do AD and main all in one? 👀 That's kind nice...

Alright fuck it installed this back on my phone with password. Gonna try using social media again after a year break... bluesky seems a lot more friendly than Twitter

Literally me right now post mff :'3

Anyone I haven't seen, catch me at mff tomorrow :3 I guess I've kinda stealthed but I'm around!

I experienced my first major company reorg and it feels like I survived a battle I didn't even know was happening

The most disappointing part of Baldurs Gate 3 is the ugly dragonborn penis :c Who else is a fellow slit bro with me?

1 bluesky please, hold the twitter