Per every Saturday. I run a Beyblade tournament at 11 AM. It’s a smooth event. The players are hyped for it and they are some of the nicest and sweetest gamers I come across every week. I tell them every week they are my favorites because it’s true.

I took an edible, gonna repaint my toenails and watching a movie.

Science is hard. You gotta prove it, test it, and reproduce the results. Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.

Cartoonist: Lectrr

Julia Child was on to something drinking while cooking. It’s brilliant.

Seriously, Bluesky? Fuck JKR! And fuck you! Trans women are women!

The perfect place for this would be on Las Vegas Blvd! It would be a great place for so many people and it could sell new and used books! It would be the perfect place for me to hang out while my husband plays poker! Sure I would leave with a carload of books but I sacrifice I am willing to make.

I want.

Do I care that some of the books I read are considered young adult? No. If it’s a good story then it’s a good story.

Is it weird that when I’m the default judge for a #mtgevent that I now want to start calling dudes that argue with my rulings “donuts” a la Gordon Ramsay?

Schadenfreude.

Taco taco taco.

I don’t understand people being shocked by what comes out of dotard’s mouth. There is nothing too low. There is nothing too vile. He will say anything and deny he ever said it.

#punisher doesn’t like cops. And if you watch tonight’s #daredevilbornagain you will see what he will also do to cops who would dare to emulate him.

TOP CHEF CONTESTANT: Thank you Tom, I have made for you a Portuguese sofrito with shaved white truffle tuile and almas cavier creme dollop. Please enjoy. HELL’S KITCHEN CONTESTANT: Chef Ramsay, I put ranch dressing on this soggy bowl of stale Cap’n Crunch.

My mouth has constantly gotten me in trouble. I’m 46. I’m not changing now.

Yes as Americans we are all in the same shitastic dingy. However I have no problem saying I told you so to trumpies who have been screwed over this time around. It’s only April.

It’s been a weird morning. I woke up with Eminem’s cover of My Salsa stuck in my head. Then it was replaced by Mr Burns’s See My Vest. Okay so a weird morning for other people but by my standards normal.

Go one further it should have random sharp edges and fall apart right before it explodes.

This is the Playwrights’ Center, which first brought me out from NY to Minneapolis on a writing fellowship. It was where I taught, learned, developed work and had a great time for years. I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!

Sorting #mtgtcg and Flickerwisp came up. Gotta warn someone that it’s coming up. It’s incorrectly listed as an Elemental. It should be a Nightmare Horror.

What did I do today? I kept my head up. I got some work projects done that I normally do on Tuesdays. I felt good about that. Went to the dispensary and will be enjoying the spoils of that later.

Sometimes a Nazi salute is just a Nazi salute. Given that a longtime Nazi did it, no need to overthink that. For fuck’s sake.

What is a film you can watch over and over for no good reason? I have a lot of them but the first one that comes to mind is Clue.

My first tweet was something stupid. So instead I’ll dig up something philosophical “Be excellent to each other.” “Party on, dude!”