Jesus, take the wheel.

When I see footage of Florida orange Groves, frozen by the cold weather.

The video of this is KILLING and look at her face 😭😭😭

Imagine thinking that Jelly Roll album was better than Snipe Hunter. 😆

Is music bad now, or am I just old?

Acquiring Isak continues to look like a complete waste of money.

HUGO AGAIN!!! 😮‍💨

HUGOooooooooo!!!

Goddamnit. Can someone recommend a good men’s health podcast?

Devastating. They’ll have to drive the Ferrari because the McLaren is in the shop.

It was right under his name on his CV.

Good lord, what a Friday news dump! This almost got lost in the shuffle.

Just the absolute best. 💔

😆

Can Minnesota pay Tom Homan $50,000 to get ICE out?

We were out of school for a snow day, but my dad was the principal of an elementary school, so I had to go to work with him. I watched the Challenger blow up in a classroom, by myself. I was 9.

Add Joe Kelly. 😢

“Hell yeah, NTI day 7” he says as the entire family gets farther behind and dumber.

““Nothing will change because there are no rules and no one is in charge,” one coach told me.” Sports: a microcosm of life.

Can’t believe awful shooting is this team’s biggest problem.

Dook doesn’t have that really hateable guy this season, but Isaiah Evans is building a resume.

They have let Johnny K cut his own hair. 😆

Duke with 3 extra passes to find the open 3. Mikel with the contested shot off the dribble. Not sure I’m mentally up for this tonight.

We’re here at Lumon Field, and I bet that punt returner wishes he was a severed employee.

JSN and Puka are WAY more open than I assumed they would be tonight.

attn: everyone asking why athletes aren’t speaking out on Minneapolis, please meet two-time MVP, three-time world champion, three-time Olympic gold medalist Breanna Mackenzie Stewart.

Imagine choosing to wear a visor at this game.

All you have to do is not have stupid turnovers. 🙄

Corbin, Kentucky, stand up!

ICE has murdered another American. Again. Don’t let it be normal. Trump’s personal police force is kidnapping children, gassing neighborhoods, terrorizing families, murdering our fellow citizens with impunity. (1/3)

Kel is back. 😍

lol. GBO 🍊

That Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Mickey both wanted cirrhosis of the liver.

Indiana Jesus > Miami Jesus

Miami lost three games this season and their last offensive play of each one of them was a Carson Beck interception

Most cathartic championship game ending in years.

You just got trucked by a man who who has a promise ring

I’ll never understand why you field a punt inside the 10.

Counterpoint: this app is perfect

Cristobal with the full Satterfield playbook.

@thegodpodcast.com Please allow Rueben Bain to drop to Cincinnati at #10. 🙏

Chilling.

Starting every day now humming the tune to “Killing in the Name.”

Axios is reporting that Elon Musk has contributed $10 million to Fight For Kentucky, a super PAC supporting Nate Morris in his GOP #kysen primary for U.S. Senate in Kentucky against Andy Barr and Daniel Cameron. Polling has consistently shown Morris in a distant third place so far.

This has been my working theory of the origin of most of the men who worship all things MAGA. “Jennings is also an insecure little boy, the kind of teenager who sat home alone on a Saturday night cutting and pasting photographs of himself alongside girls who would never give him the time of day”

"charlie had knowledge of celestial beings because he asked if it hurt when i fell from heaven" "charlie was a chemist and believed i'm made from copper and tellurium because i look Cu-Te" "charlie was a magician because he said when he looked at me, everything disappeared"

Trying to cram it between the tackles on 2 consecutive 1 yard to gain plays with the opponent loading the box must be some kind of siren song for football coaches.

I can’t watch 3 more hours of shit quarterbacking.