Does glyphosate kill algae?

Calling it: Gatorade and RoundUp collab.

I normally despise puns, but... Thoughts?

If anyone needs their pool painted American flag blue, I'll do it for 14 million dollars. 1 week warranty.

I'm honestly surprised they haven't tried to say the reflecting pool is blue, but we're just looking at it wrong.

Wait…. Did anyone else know that “dumb” is spelled with a b? 🤯🤯

@nytimes.com need help writing a follow up? I'll do it for free. Here's my article: "No." (Feel free to proofread. Grammar wasn't my best subject.)

I love teslurrr.

Seems appropriate to bring this back.

I can’t think of a better example of “people seeing what they want to see” than Trump at the NBA game. MAGA: The crowd was cheering USA! USA! USA! Others: The crowd was booing! We have audio. We have witnesses. But people still see what they want to see.

flesh-eating screwworm

DC Arch public comments are now open. As much as many of us would like to simply submit “FDT,” comments are far more likely to be considered if they raise specific concerns about the project. Federal agencies are only required to consider substantive comments,

Brought to you by the party that killed PBS and would’ve canceled Mr Roger’s Neighborhood. Disgusting.

A New World Begins: The History of the French Revolution

I will not be performing at the Great American State Fair either. I'm sorry to all my fans. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

A lot of people don't know the word "smart" has an "a" in it. Most people think it's "smrt"

In trying times like this, I'm reminded of a quote from a great American philosopher: It's really kind of simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins 'round and 'round. - Garth Brooks

...Apparently we should've all been there! We'd be rich. /s

Can’t afford the gas to get to work? Sell your body!

Should we start referring to classrooms as “ballrooms” so they get more gun violence prevention?

Appropriate.

Do they still think he's playing 4D chess?

From April 1 to June 30 all sales proceeds will go to: Arizona Humane Society.

I miss boring politics.

It’s jarring to see competing headlines reporting both the erasure of a civilization and changes in oil prices.

The wrong day to file taxes.

Serenity now.

Trump or monkey? m.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCT...

“Proactive in a defensive way” 🫠

Watched Colbert’s interview with Talarico. Worth your time. Up to 1.5 million views on YouTube.

jorts are BACK! I’ve been waiting.

Perfect

terrible script + overpaid celebrity = sb commercial

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I call for yewnitee.

The dumbest timeline.

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Every e-commerce website needs this.

Daddy??? Wtf.

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What have we become? www.wired.com/story/what-t...

Here is the video message of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell regarding the Justice Department’s criminal investigation related to the Fed’s building renovations. Watch it. youtu.be/KckGHaBLSn4

@nytimes.com. Rag.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

USA: Crude Oil > Children

Five years ago.

The grocery store gets it.

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