I showed my family this Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving episode (my favorite), and my dad was the only one to giggle. Oh well!

The Friday before an entire week of PTO… This is what every workday should feel like.

Revelation from therapy this morning on my absolutely hateful self-talk: Scolding myself into feeling better doesn’t work.

My idiot best friend did this to his brand new tC in 2008, before I knew him. He sold the car 6-7 years ago, but I will never let him live it down.

Only 14 unread emails?! Wishing y’all a Monday morning that’s just as pleasantly surprising! ✨

The irony is truly incredible CNN

Being tall makes floor lamps complicated

It’s after 8 pm and I’m still working, but I have very cuddly company. #bradthecat

FUCK I love instrumental jazz

“Dicked Down in Dallas” as a karaoke song????

There was a 20 minute wait. To be seated. At CHILI’S. Galinda’s marg really does slap tho

Going to Chili’s tonight for the Wicked margs. WaTcH tHiS sPaCe

Hey @developer.microsoft.com! Why do I have to do this every single time I take my first screenshot after rebooting? 🫨

So I’ve started a TikTok series where I count all the cars I own, and um…

Mamdani won, I just WD40’d my squeaky desk chair, and I’m getting a haircut this afternoon. It’s a gr9 day!

On my way to steal Jonathan Bailey

Uh oh spaghettio

twinsies

quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time

baby’s first ren faire

brb moving to nyc real quick to vote for my boyf #zohran

If you spend most of your time in build/buy mode when you play #TheSims, I highly recommend Design Home. The daily challenge has been a fun addition to my morning NYT and LinkedIn games routine!

the reminders animation has been so consistently bad for years now. was really hoping #iOS26 would hammer this out. at least the text didn’t disappear from the notification like it sometimes does when i long-press

good morning from my chrysler vans and tiny terrarium

FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! LFG!

this is me not posting pole on main bc i’m a good boy 😇

stop doomscrolling and drink some water xoxo

highly recommend the blue ridge mountains at sunset

yoooooooo i haven’t seen #techroncars in years! i’m pretty sure i collected every single one back in the day!

the original sims intro really gaslit 8yo blake into thinking he could get a purple nissan sentra for his sims

sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of my headlights being crystal clear

damnit i miss troopers

what if i told you there were 6 cars in this photo

FUCK i need a sugar daddy

this doesn’t instill much confidence @newyorker.com

this past weekend’s wedding theme: garden party in the mountains. it was a vibe!

i keep confusing capital one and youtube 😩

the “little bird” ringtone in iOS 26 is giving white lotus

drowning in performance reviews while the world burns; wishing i were back on hilton head, drinking fancy cocktails and living my best himbo life

cozy in bed at 10?! omg am i becoming the adult i actually want to be???

another monday morning while the world burns

servo’s on the fritz, bless her heart. the “uh huh, yes” at the end kills me. #thesims

this is how daily life feels

Why don’t people in movies lock their car doors?

Not to sound like a LinkedInfluencer, but… I’ve managed teams ranging from 8-23 employees, and I have to say: It is so mind-numbingly easy to treat your people how they ought to be treated, to give them the grace they deserve, and to understand their families take precedence over work.

Looks like Brad and Winifred are taking some unplanned PTO this morning

DC gays for halloween 2025

Although a Volvo C40 makes a brief cameo in #FreakierFriday, Tess Coleman now drives a Genesis GV60 and Anna owns a GV80. It’s obvious product placement, but I think it works. Someone sensible like Tess prioritizes research and reliability over brand loyalty. She isn’t a Volvo snob, and that’s ok.