Sure, Windows, I’ll reboot my computer and reconnect to the VPN and enter my PIN for every single app TWICE WITHIN A 10 MINUTE TIMESPAN. I don’t have, idk, work to do.

Golly gee whilikers I love how clicking “enable editing” on an excel spreadsheet resizes the window for no reason

I am very concerned about the theme song for season 4 of White Lotus.

God I love cancelling a meeting

I adore this gif

It isn’t my fault that speed limits are too low! I’m not going 55 on a freeway, and I’m not sorry about it either.

Either my neighbor burnt a ton of toast or I’m having a stroke. This may age hilariously—stay tuned.

Me at car dealerships

Ready 2 party

Idk I just think it would just be super rad if Windows didn’t ask me to sign-in twenty times over the course of a single workday.

I got charged for parking by both hotel and valet company and have been trying to get it resolved for almost 3 months. Like, it’s only $70, but also: it’s $70! 🫪

Microsoft: On a scale from 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Power BI to others? Me: 0 MS: Why? Me: This is not the type of thing people recommend to one another??

Brad is a very cozy kitten today. #bradthecat🐾

Driving a thirsty SUV that requires premium fuel is a WILD choice right now. —sent from my Acura MDX

as a reminder:

This is how Sunday always feels. Super chill existential dread.

If there’s ever an actual fire in my building, I am fucked. The alarm has gone off so many times that now I just grab my noise cancelling headphones and wait for it to stop.

It’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me

I am exhausted y’all

Every time I have a gummy I want to post pole on main

Minivans are the most practical vehicles on the road, and the ick people have for them is so goofy.

There’s something about a toasted blueberry bagel with whipped cream cheese that just really hits the spot.

Finally watched Sinners, and WHAT THE FUCK GRACE

I love telling my cats “bone apple teeth” when I give them dinner

Obligatory favorite sweater selfie but make it burdened by corporate America and late stage capitalism

Damnit, co-star, you’re right. I AM the most elaborate and sweet dessert.

People who “don’t like cats” are emotionally immature.

How do people function without emails grouped as a conversation?

Considering it… just for the bit. #heatedrivalry

I’m literally just trying to work, Winifred.

My Sims #HeatedRivalry cottage is 🔥

Not me saying “fuuuuck, Hollander” while tearing apart freshly baked focaccia

My 33rd birthday is next week, and I was toooootally fine about it until I noticed 3 white chest hairs just now. I have mixed feelings now.

More of the Hollanders’ Volvo XC90 in season two please #HeatedRivalry

Camera on vs. camera off

Ok I’m halfway through rewatching and I just realized ShANE is JANE and ILYa is LILY 🫢

WELL I FINALLY JUST WATCHED THE COTTAGE

What a fucking day.

Wow I just thought about little bunny foofoo for the first time in at least 10 years

“I’m coming to the cottage.” BEST ending to an episode.

My therapist just sent me a text message reminding me about my appointment in the morning, and I replied back with “aye aye cap’n!”

Some astrology Instagram page told me 2026 was my villain era, and now this. Buckle up because I’m apparently going full-on bitch mode.

If wine drunk in the bathtub were a viable career, I’d love my job so so much

Watch out, December to Remember Lexus Sales Event, a new holiday has entered the chat:

…I’m just glad my computer was locked so she couldn’t send any Teams messages.

The stars are so tacky, Mercedes.

Laura Linney is easily one of the most talented and underrated actors on the planet. She could turn the phone book into an enticing script.

So I uhhh… I listened to the Severance soundtrack a bunch this year, if that gives you any insight into my mental wellbeing. #SpotifyWrapped

You’ve heard of #WomenInSTEM. Now get ready for #QueersInCorporate.