Spotted on my walk today. St Leonards, UK.

I had an idea for a choose your own adventure the other day and I have forgotten it, entirely. I am so mad at myself.

My agenda for the day includes: eat pasta for lunch, go for a walk, catch up with a friend, organise a few drawers. Top day!

On writing a darkroom scene: It is easy and boring to talk about the heaps of sweaty bodies undulating over one another in ecstasy. Even if you get more precise, with squeaking latex and shiny leather, you are still toeing the boundaries of cliché and expected prose.

Fixing a brat is easy! You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵‍💫YES SIR🌀😵‍💫

Occasionally I write very small things about writing on Tumblr www.tumblr.com/tom-yarrow-h...

I've fallen into the Boxing Day hole: I don't know the time, meals just Happen Whenever, and I am exhausted without having done anything

Happy holidays y'all!

Merry Christmas ya kinky animals

Going to see Pillion tonight 👀👀

So excited to see I received my first online order! Felt like a victory lap going to the post box this morning

I'm desperate to finish Game Of Thrones book 1. Does anyone have a Libby account for non-Sussex locations?

Someone told me yesterday that reading LABYRINTH made them want to write again 🥹🥹🥹😭♥️

Horny vampires want YOU in their castle. #diypublishing #vampires #soloadventure

Oh I am so excited for Deviants Market tomorrow

Is anyone else watching Dragula 🥺

A had a day with no plans today - which are normally writing days - but instead I took myself for lunch and fantasised about a meet cute with the girl working there

The compliments I have had from readers today 🥹😭😭😭😭 You're so cute I love you

Doesn't this look so cute 🥹

I am thrilled to share VAMPIRE: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. 7 endings, 1 secret weapon, a vampire. Think Nosferatu, Curse Of Strahd, Dracula, Astarion, Castlevania, and a healthy dose of TTRPG inspiration. Fuck him, fight him, or flee his castle... 🦇🧛‍♂️♥️🪾☠️ #vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing

Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway! Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour! Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter! Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!

I've also been working on my plans for 2026. Probably the most boring thing to talk about on here, but... I'm putting together content calendars, tracking sheets, investment planning.

I am trading at Mart O Mortis tomorrow, and I have a new book to share with you! Market exclusive for tomorrow - pictures to come 👀👀

Come say hello at Daltons next Saturday 6th December 🦇🌹💦😵‍💫

First draft and edit of a new story: DONE.

Need to get my shit to the printers before next Friday. Horny muses, I beseech thee.

The intern has been helping me type up this vampire story. He shout get rewarded with a cap which says "Tom Yarrow makes me cum" to wear at events.

Someone chain me to my desk in a kinky and productive way

Rex's Artist Spotlight! 😉💚🌕 Here's to the Orcs who make every night a little wilder! To the artist @yy62401 love what you created!!! #monsterboyfriend

Got tagged in an Instagram story, and it was a review/share of Dildo Obituary! Such a privilege to have people buy, read and share my work.😭

Welcome to Blue sky @deviantsmarket.bsky.social ! So chuffed you're here ✨♥️✨

Spooky kooky vampire stories today!

Don't be shy, just enter the labyrinth :)

I'm not very well with some kind of nasty cold, and all I want to do is curl up with a reasonable book. Any suggestions?

Letting orcs fuck you can lead to side effects such as: Extreme muscle growth, some monsterism, monosyllabic vocabulary, milk producing pecs. subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

Choose your own adventure... For Adults Only.

Had an absolutely incredible day at Deviants Market today. Blown away by the interest in my silly stories.

New prints available at DEVIANTS MARKET: Sunday 12th October @ Komedia, Brighton UK. £3

I am trading THIS SUNDAY at Komedia in Brighton, as part of the Deviant Market. Come say hello 😍 Special release announced TOMORROW 🥴

Still here, still writing. Coming to you with new stories soon 👀

I have had such a brilliant day at the Deviants Market (Brighton) - so many beautiful people!

Not now daddy, kitten is writing smut for Substack

my therapist told me i should try sucking off a bunch of people in a parking lot

Great, now I want to fuck the Duolingo Owl

Day 48 of Duolingo Sex Dog: Duolingo: Woof! (Piss on me) Me: Woof? Duolingo: Incorrect. You said ‘I am a window’. Ft: @pupprefect.bsky.social

Good thing those friendly orcs happened to stroll by!

I will be selling copies of LABYRINTH at Deviant Market 8th June - Komedia, Brighton, UK www.instagram.com/p/DJrXAN7suJ...

"I am glad to see you" The hero of Kvatch decided to serve the blades. ⚔️ I haven't seen any Baurus art, so.. #OblivionRemaster

Dog boys in the mirror, every single day. subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

I'm just here for the funny hats. subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver