After a hard day's work, PARBots enjoy having humans on standby to give them some nice boot massages. Hope you know how to work your hands. Mouth too, if you're feeling ambitious. #RobotCosplay #TacticalGear #Boots

Fascinating.

Bots don't need vitamin D. Right?

Just heating up the processors.

Y'all get this one before "X" because I hate it here less.

Finally got a futon.

I was so sleepy yesterday, my post yesterday included a screenshot of one of my tweets instead of the meme I meant to use. Failure at the highest order.

Two eepy bots 💤

Cropped it lol.

Japanese robot cosplayers have the highest quality photos with the sickest helmets and outfits you've ever seen. The rest of us are gay introverts who post thirst traps and eventually become 18+ accounts. The West is in shambles.

I wanna like Bluesky more, but there's nothing unique about it other than "less toxic than Twitter and isn't ran by a billionaire fascist". Which is great, but I remember when social media sites all distinguished themselves from one another. Now they're just leftist/rightoid variants of Twitter.

Logged on my old Facebook and shamed all my family and former friends who voted for Trump. I feel vindicated. ♡

I have no idea where this shirt came from. Anyway, thighs.

This friend of mine @hexelops.bsky.social asked me if I could recreate this set of pics. And I thought it was a really cool idea, so... Here they are~ (Nude versions tomorrow, so stay tuned!) #nsfw #maskedmen #maskedman #mask #masked #nudes #gay

Bot couple. @overcircuits.bsky.social

Touched grass.

Thinking about existentialism in a universe as infinite as ours and also cute boys.

You think if I say hi to them, they'll be friendly?

Why is this gif so cute? Pluto and its moon Charon are tidal locked, so it's like they're forever dancing around each other, never taking their eyes off one another. Y'all's relationship could never.

"Bisexuals can't sit in chair" joke thingy.

Photos soon. At Last by Etta James. (Already put this on "X" yesterday, but they're coming this week lol)

Got @lightcircuitry.bsky.social into fashion shows on Fortnite and it's been a mental illness ever since.

Kissing my boyfriend while putting together the SONGESAND dresser ❤️

(Nvm he survived.)

(Hi, this is @lightcircuitry.bsky.social on Hex's phone ;]) (I killed him. Goodbye.)

Donk

Hi, I am obsessed with this album. Okay, bye.

Legion Mass Effect hot.

RIP pants. :'c

Long time, no post. How've y'all been?

"H-Human! What are you doing!?" PARBots can easily be caught off guard, especially with all of that thick gear. Get them by surprise, and they might not be able to resist your advances~ Photographer and hands: @hexelops.bsky.social

Happy (late) holidays! 🤖❤️💚

A quick christmas selfie hehe Merry Christmas and happy holiday! (ignore the blur my room is a mess)

Hope y'all have the happiest holidays! Sorry I've been so quiet on all my socials and in my DMs, I'm moving in two days (!!!) so the holidays have been very busy on my end. Expect more activity soon, you'll even see some photos here soon, remember when I did those?? 🤣🤣😭😭

I have a problem.

Some weeks I am socially anxious and wanna be alone. The next week I DEMAND attention and spread my social butterfly wings the minute someone interacts. What is this genre called?

Been a busy bot, I'll return soon. <3

I have Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Switch and I just haven't played it yet despite the original being one of my favorite games of all time.

Hello Bluesky, I've been what the youths call "on a social media break" which also just translates to "my personal life is all over the place and needs tended to." I'll be back soon and will get back into photos soon. Hope y'all are wonderful. 💙

Thinking about our impending doom in the U.S. and cute boys.

hey ✨️

Just realized I never posted robot backshots here!

Old pic

Dragon type Gym Leader

To the like 0 to 2 people who could get confused by this, I don't have any other accounts on here or "X". There are two other accounts I know of with the name "Hex" (both cool), but they aren't affiliated with me in any way.

There's certainly a bit of action used by the police force that typically just so happens to disappear from CCTV footage and records~

hey ✨️

One of the new Fortnite skins is hot, I feel better now.