I couldn't afford it.

He said my sink's broken and it'll cost a few thousand to pay for it.

This new handyman's kinda cute if I do say so myself~

Look at this dumbass police robot trying to look sexy when he really looks stupid and lame.

Took these too.

𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧 🐦 [🔞] | Twitter.com/TacticalPARBot 🐦 [MDNI] | Twitter.com/CasuallyPARBot 🪭[🔞] | fansly.com/TacticalPARBot 📷 [Tips] | ko-fi.com/CasuallyPARBot 🥤 [Requests] | parbot.straw.page Because sometimes you need more sexy robots than you think you do~

I want to see you beg for them if you think you're SO "horny"~

This is a shockingly flattering angle that makes my thighs look like they can crush some windpipes. And everyone loves bulge. 😏

Want a peek?

What should I do with him? He looks cute in this position.

That stupid police robot's a bit "preoccupied" right now. I'm positive you all don't mind if the better robot takes over for a while, don't you?

Guess what I got from Goodwill for 5 dollars? 😏 What should I do with them?

Fucking in the recliner. Gripping your hips as you straddle my lap, pressing your face into my chest to silence your moans, grunting that you're doin so good for your big, strong Dad. Just let me pump myself into your guts and I might let you sleep on me tonight. Pervy, huh~?

So... I just casually can't use Patreon because despite getting verified as an 18+ account to upload explicit content, I can't upload me cumming? What's the point? Am I just going to have to navigate OnlyFans support now? 🤨

Happy Pride Month × Happy Father's Day You'd let me be your dad, wouldn't you? 😏

Happy Father's Day! You should get a pizza for your big, strong, hardworking, handsome dad. He deserves it, I think~ What, you don't want to pay for it? ...Just go ahead and get my wallet for me.

I swear I'll upload more gear content next week once I'm back home, but right now there's no AC on vacation and it's both muggy and hot as hell. I have a treat for you all tomorrow (special day) so at least be prepared~

Good morning, kiddo. Why don't you come help Dad wake up? He's got some morning wood that needs tending. Bring me my coffee first. I got a caffeine headache coming on. Maybe a foot massage too when we're done. You know how much I enjoy those. Still horny for being a dad~ 😏

This idea has done irreparable damage to my psyche and I just want to call every guy I talk to "boy" or "kiddo". Being praised like a god, gettin' my feet rubbed, showing them how it feels to serve a REAL man~ Fuck, almost pisses me off that I'm liking the idea a bit too much

Morning wood did not help in supressing this Fuck it, ya'll are fuckin' perverts so I'll be one too 😏 The 'boy' helping his tired 'dad' wake up by letting his dad grind his ass while holding it down on his wood "You're pretty cute like this, aren't you, boy? Handsome too..."

NIGHT TIME HORNY-POST I have a 'Dad' mindset where I really want to call a guy "boy" and tell him to get me a beer before I fuck his mouth so hard, he gets drunk on my cum. 😏 "Get me a beer, boy."

"What is with that face? You requested me to wear this. Does seeing me in such attire fluster you?"

I need a beer.

If you really are a thirsty criminal like you say, why don't you come prove it underneath my thighs.

"Yeah, that's it, handsome. You're posing so good." "T-Thanks, bro," The cyborg doesn't mind the roaming hands whatsoever, both out of knowing someone was attracted to him and knowing it was what he signed up for. Maybe he liked the pervy camera a bit more than one should.

"S-So you want me to pose... like this?" The cyborg is reluctant but complies regardless. If he had a human face, he'd certainly be blushing quite a bit at your commands behind the camera. Telling him how to pose, opening his jacket, or lifting his shirt, he kinda enjoyed it.

...and Happy Lust~

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

It sucks that I need money for bills, but it's why I monetize sexual content. ISSUES - Fansly is too buggy. - Patreon / Discord combo costs 10$ a month for Nitro, which isn't good in the long run for me. The only remaining one is OnlyFans, which has bad stigma, but I'm not sure what else to do ':]

#NewProfilePic 😏 Had this photo from a while back and decided to put it to use. Socks, thighs, stomach, bulge, take your pick~

Lofthouse cookies are the greatest invention in history and it's impossible to convince me otherwise (I ate half of the pack in the 10 seconds it took inbetween taking and uploading this)

I have a CRUSH on YOU! You better be good, lay there, and accept my affection or I might have to get a bit rough with you. ━━━━━━━ #RobotCosplay #BootFetish #MacroMicro

Robots can be very soft too, you know. It's all up to you if you want to find out just how soft this one is capable of being in your hands~

[Re-uploaded for edits] 🚨 FOOT FETISH × LATEX 》MARCH POLL (in mid-May) As my first poll as offering a subscription, I gave three options, Foot Fetish and Latex victorious. This is also a chance to shamelessly promote my recent switch to Patreon. 👀 patreon.com/heavycircuitry

Happy 22nd Birthday 🎉

"You have been given temporary free time to assist me with mandatory relaxation." After long shifts, PARBots' love using humans to help them "take a load off" and unwind. Of course, while it may seem 'shady', it's "rehabilitation", right? #RobotCosplay #TacticalGear #JOCKMAIL

I need to learn how to be more proactive with people on social media because I have a bad habit of posting and then just vanishing rather than interacting with others outside my own posts. I guess the issue is I feel like if I did it could come off as forced or disingenuous. :']

If you'd like to follow my new account on Twitter, please go do so at twitter.com/TacticalPARBot I essentially think the account is cursed from the inactive state I had left it in for a long while. If you are subscribed on Fansly, please check your private messages as well. Thank you~ ❤️

Want some "PARButt"? #RobotCosplay #TacticalGear #Buttshot

After a hard day's work, PARBots enjoy having humans on standby to give them some nice boot massages. Hope you know how to work your hands. Mouth too, if you're feeling ambitious. #RobotCosplay #TacticalGear #Boots

When RAMPAGE finds a human who he can have a bit more fun with, he can get a bit carried away. Breaking and entering, invading privacy, even pleasuring himself in the very bed that the human claims, all in the name of his own perverted possession. #Biker #MaskedMen #Tactical

This is what you get when you try to stop me from doing what I'm supposed to do. Look at you now, all handcuffed up to the chair. Do you feel like you accomplished your goal? Do you feel satisfied in this position? Don't worry, human. I have a new goal for you: worshipping me.

OOC comment: With me starting Fansly for some extra income, I've posted on Twitter again to get more traction. Some posts gain likes with my boyfriend retweeting but besides that, it's actually disappointing I barely break 20 likes on there with 2400 followers unless I do my older content style.

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Just relax and gaze into that visor as your mind goes numb. No reason to think and no reason to do anything but move closer and closer, ready to praise and worship him. He'll take such good care of you as long as you submit to his desires~ #RobotFetish #SneakerFetish #Hypnosis

Robots can like ass too.

Hello from the infinite white void. Now sit on my lap while you're here.

NEW POLL AVAILABLE FOR APRIL Trying something new. With the minimum tier, as shown in the photo, you'll gain access to vote AND 2 NSFW variants of the poll winner. Don't fret through: Bluesky and Twitter will still gain access to 2 non-NSFW variants regardless! fansly.com/post/7670007...

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