In Germany, the Germans wait for the foreigners to jaywalk before deciding its ok for them too

sbeve

I'm anti car. Why? I want them all to myself. Muahaha fuck you all

Correction.

my genuine response to people confused about current events

@androodle.bsky.social you cant hide i know what kind of man you are.

For men and boys growing up is realizing what it takes to be a man. And then realizing that is bullshit. And then having no idea. And then growing even upper is not being able to coom.

Me when I see a cat:

Everybody is looking for something

I'm extremely left wing and tbh I treat this platform as a dipstick for how normies are doing and damn uhm we are fucked

i'm gonna steart taking skeets from @thesbeve.bsky.social and posting them in overwatch all chat to threaten my enemies

I think I'm done with Anime until the shock of being laid off by my japanese company wears off. Feeling quite johnny silverhand rn

the god of ants:

That is all.

I'm still wondering if you ever gave me up. Rick Astley, please advise.

Why is the USA so good at kidnapping random innocent people

Happy New Year! Maybe the last one I have in Germany but I'm so glad to see one last city wide fire work show.

Stop looking at this post. There are plenty of other posts you could be looking at rn

I’m gonna hold your monkey’s paw when I say this,

4 Games that defined my 2025: - Kingdom Come Deliverance I and II - Cyberpunk 2077 - No Mans Sky - Team Fortress 2 for some reason Runner ups: Overwatch 2, Dispatch, Ghost of Tsushima, Outer Worlds 2. This year has really been mostly old games.

i have 84 hours in nms and most of that playtime is just having it open in the background forgotten while i do other things.

hiiiii y’all it’s my first new #promosky since June 🐴 🐴drew/droomf 🐴 28 🐴 he/him 🐴 mdni 🐴 horseposting but not sure if it’s a bit 🐴 final fantasy, monster hunter, overwatch, animal crossing 🐴 primarily shitposting but I love making new friends here :) ↺ + ♡ are like giving me a sugarcube

puns rock not because they are funny but because they are very very satisfying

Guys work out for the boys, and gals apply make up for the girls.

I've been playing an awful lot of No Mans Sky recently. It took like maybe 4 hours to really get it but now I'm hooked. Not sure how long I'll play though, a lot of upgrades seem RNG based and I really hate rng in video games generally.

If you see this, QTP/repost with a game that released the year you were born.

Man I really hope we get some aliens up in here. futurism.com/space/scient...

Officially planning to go back to the US now

snowball fight but i'll also double it and give it to @pseudomortal.bsky.social

re spect women in the tune of pantera

does anyone still use ebay

Have you ever met someone who identified as an extrovert?

you could stop wearing underwear today and nobody would even notice

Just received a termination letter in the mail from my employer. Crazy they can't just wait till Monday to look me in the eye. Bring us all back into the office under the guise of "improving communication" and then pull stuff like this. Just lmao man

I'm feeling full and sassy

I had my first ever therapy session. Let's get better folks

happy give day

Time feels like a midnight ride finality waits outside

Been reading the sword of truth by Terry Goodkind. This guy has a fucked up mind. Seriously smelling the unleaded gasoline of the us 80s and 90s with every chapter of this fantasy novel. At this point kinda just reading to see how much more fucked up it gets. I heard there is an evil chicken.

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

The economy is collapsing and you’re dwerking.

Sweet dreams are made of geese