/Kiwi Accent "Victor Wembanyama. Wemby."

*to the tune of "Rasberry Beret"* Landry Shamet

All of these WrestleMania matches end before they can actually go anywhere interesting. I'd kill for them to be allowed to hit 3rd or hell, even 2nd gear.

If you dislike something, that's cool and it's fine to share that but if you're gonna start offering up 'takes' and 'criticisms' beyond disliking that thing and they are dumb as hell, people will tell you you're dumb as hell.

MJF didn't take Darby the least bit seriously and had no preparation while Darby had been waiting his whole career for this chance and caught the champ with his pants down. The story is clear as day once the shock dies down. #AEWdynamite

I'd see a Point Break musical first run.

When I die, play Mike Jones's "Flossin'" to begin and end my funeral and also maybe at my wake and also while I'm being cremated for good measure

People complaining about Okada/Moxley just shows how spoiled we really are here. The blockbuster match in any other year.

Gabe Kidd shoulda won that you cowards #AEWWorldsEnd

Every single match-up in the Continental Classic is worth watching. Not a single dud on the bracket. #aew #aewdynamite

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

Kenny reuniting with the Bucks right now feels like the beginning of a "one last ride" with the Best Bout Machine and I'm not ready for that. #AEWFullGear #AEW

Not ending that match with Briscoe giving the world's highest Froggy Bow is such a mistake #aewfullgear

Takeshita, no one could ever make me hate you. #AEWwrestledream #AEW #wrestlesky

Brodido has that rare aura where they're equal to the sum of their incredible parts. #AEWwrestledream #AEW #wrestlesky

This is the greatest presentation of Statlander ever. She truly feels like a world champion. #aewwrestledream #aew #wrestledream #wrestlesky

Kris Statlander is arguably the most consistently great wrestler in AEW.