Sniff 👏 Your 👏 Friends 👏 Pits 👏 @rasker.dad

Oh no, looks like Zay had a slight wardrobe malfunction on the mound! Who's gonna tell him it was a sold out stadium? Art by @sellon.bsky.social

He's so fucking tough 😤

Boy, it must be a hundred degrees in here... It's so hot, my fur's sticking to the couch. Yuck!...

It's Blitz! Maybe when the NFL finally has the "Coyotes" you can be free. Oh, and you have to win a superbowl too. Until then you belong to me, birdbrain.

It looks like Blitz here is thinking about a different way to cool down with him in the lockers... 🦅🏈 #nsfw #raenyart

I look forward to all the Blitz porn. Yinz better be drawing him hawt

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.

and they were roommates

i like sports now

These ads....fucking Slop Bowl

Let the record show Pittsburgh beat these bums

Blitz is too busy dominating the Pats offense he should be dominating meeeeeeeee

Needless to say I'm very excited for football season! By @randoramble.bsky.social

Give the kicker the MVP

Go Seahawks!

yeah...

Last year's SB was also awful but at least it was funny seeing the Chiefs get walloped. This is just sad

Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?

TRY NOT TO CUM: Seattle Seahawks Mascot edition (impossible)

Thought Coldplay did all these Halftime shows

Take a shot for every questionably AI ad

It's Bobby Spillane's night

If YOU would like Brody to annoy you in DMs now is the time

Roc is carrying the Pittsburgh mascot scene

Getting into character can be a complicated process; that's why we made this instructional video to take you step-by-step! Welcome to the team! Now go make some memories~ 🐯🎈

Shirtless Louie 👀🐶 comm by @/toasty_greyhound

Mascot pervert

Commission for @brazenbrody.bsky.social 🍑🍑🍑 there’s still plenty of spots open!

let's play BASEBALL

Seahawks dominating the Rams! Commission for @jethrobuck.bsky.social

Morning 🐯

rooting for the Seattle Seahawks at the Super Bowl purely because they have the sexier mascot

Hopefully i dream of mascots tonight

First day working as Tex's mascot apprentice?? Gotta do a test fit! You're gonna be spending a loooootta time in there~ 🐯🔒🎈

Pens are actually unstoppable

Time for me to do what every grown up should do: get really into Kurt Vile.

Got a lot of reading done this month

Crazy how having buttsex with the Nashville Predators mascot would fix me

Valentine’s is coming soon! I also have a trip coming up, so I’m looking for more commission requests💪🏻 feel free to pay Valentine’s day price, or regular price! I want everyone to have a chance so if you can’t pay full price, here ya go❤️❤️

studying film

Nothing, just jealous of a chair

Gnash - Procreate #furry #nsfw

me when I lose the NFC championship 🎨 : @tasteslikeraccoon.bsky.social #TiedUpTuesday

Can’t do anything without being a goofy hornball.