{{

Phrasing.

I guess not ...

Yeahhh. Mask is staying on... ////

TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT!

I think they're mad at me.

{{ WOAHHH.

You have a good face. You're just intimidating.

i hope this hurts.

I'm 'bout to take a blow, and I'm smiling!

Sorry, Ingo. That'd be me. I'm the pussy here apparently.

I'm what?

Another FUCKING lawsuit Helpy what did we do

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A KID GOT HIS FINGER STUCK BETWEEN FREDDY'S JOINTS? THAT'S NOT EVEN MY FAULT

I need you to understand man Helpy says the most nonsensical shit it's not funny anymore

Do you have ANY idea how scary it is to hear a tiny little helper bear say "They grow closer" while I'm trying to buy plates? DO YOU?

Sorry, Kel that's like. my only employee.

Mokou you don't have to aura farm I'm trying to be gay here

{{ michael and kel: ooh mwah mwah mokou at one of the dining tables:

{{ 2 gays and mokou

{{ ive had Michael for nearly a month now and the second i introduce him to a wider audience shit gets gay. hell yeah

What are you doiiing?

Mokou if I die you get the restaurant

... { Leaning awaaay. }

... I'm hideous.

{ Taking off the mask. }

I'm dead and possessing my own corpse.

... How well are you with, uhm. Oddly well preserved bodies?

That second part, sure. { ... Wait. } Probably not, though. I, need ?, thismask. For. Reasons.

Fuuuck.

... We can still do it, though.

I'm just too self-hatred

Uhhh nah.

{{ unless stated otherwise Michael just always has the mask on to conceal his face. corpse man.

I don't think I can get high. The bear mask is for a reason.

{ slamming fist against the ground } IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

{{ please dont make me do nekomata

CALL ALL YOU WANT! NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP GO AHEAD AND [Scream] INTO THE [Receiver]. THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY. YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice]. UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic]. YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....

Fell asleep in the Pizzeria. Now I'm snowed in. Fuck.

He Thought The Forcefem Was For One Day Only He Mad

{{ my fault for waking up i guess

michael is sooo hot

I don't cook this stuff.

Motherfuckerrr

{{ i really do love mike and mokou's dynamic. it's the best boss/employee duo ive seen mokou has to just sit there and think "this guy writes my checks" as he does yet another stupid thing

... Sometimes, I miss my friends. They were assholes. And were partly the reason my brother died, but -- I miss em'.

You wanna talk about dead weight? Look at you. You’re not famous. You’re not powerful. You’re not [[a big shot]]! You’re a man-shaped wound that never stopped festering. A parasite.

{{ YESW UESSSSSS