anybody home

when i was in elementary school i used to type penis 100x in a row and then force my family to listen while Microsoft Sam said "penis" 100 times

i just met the owner to a tiny boutique in south philly and I love her everyone go order something from let's get fabalous yes its spelled fabalous no i didn't question it

i feel like we as a society moved past the Murdaugh saga way too fast

is this like being used by anybody

i forgot this app existed i've been twitter banned for almost a week now and im like dang i wish i could tweet my dumbass thoughts and this whole time i could have been doing that here

best part of my job is learning everyone's information. i will be looking your house up on Zillow and taking the virtual tour thank you

i am fucking under attack

hey it's me kat

the got milk campaign still holds america by the balls

i love hallucinating like what fun little thing will i see this time

twitter mutuals follow me

shot gun farting

i'm rewatching the walking dead and Dale is about to die and i'm pre-angry about it

i fuck with YOU ALWAYS

i miss him chat am i cooked

mr business had a lovely christmas and we hope you did too

hi bluesky made another tie dye

my stomach hurts

i made a tie dye hoodie

hey did you hear about the italian chef who died

are any of you playing animal crossing i need friends add me

i need more followers pls hello i have nice boobs and i'll follow back if you answer my three riddles

hi bluesky can i have some attention

Christmas tree

what "feeds" are you people following what's cool what's hip tell me what to do i can be easily influenced

i look like this now .or i did two days ago anyway:)

feeting my little thoughts

im tweeting or whatever

actually the same can be said for a couple people on here. once they left twitter, despite having other means of contacting me, they went completely silent. people love to say "everyone is BUSY!" but why is that only applicable to everyone but me lol

there's one friend i had on social media who would literally only ever use me to dump on and now that she's not on twitter anymore she literally does not speak to me lol glad i could be of service when your best friend dumped you, glad to know i'm good for nothing else to you

i'm gonna try to kill myself again this weekend if you don't hear from me anymore i finally succeeded

orbit packages their gum like they don't actually want you to chew their gum

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i make breakfast and then shit on company time

feel like shit just want him back

is happiness real

sometimes i forget pilgrims progress wasn't required reading for everyone

im kinda surprised gen z hasn't picked up on bloodhound gang i feel like they're a band kids these days would love

but the good news is i just successfully used a razor to shave and didn't cut myself like an emo bitch

tried to kill myself a couple weeks ago but i think that's actually part of normal holiday tradition so it's okay

changed everything so now i can use this as a diary and nothing else

maybe i am invisible

anywhere?

anyone?

friends?

my neighbors need to stop having fish for breakfast

sometimes my neighbor looks at me funny and im like what . what's your problem but it's probably bc he hears me call mr business a faggot butt boy all the time

do u people even remember me

i can't believe im the only person on bluesky.. wow