I think LGB without the T should be treated like MAGA at pride

Don try to be interesting. You already are to the right people

Listen I know what they’re trying to say but this feels like bad wording

I think we should ban LED headlights why am I getting blinded every fucking night

Rent should be 10% cheaper in February

the best 1:35 in tv history

real journalism

asking grok for something should make you ineligible to vote

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Nvidia is now 16% of the US GDP. We are so fucked.

hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.

I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates: REQUIREMENTS: - C- Average - Started an Associates Degree and never finished it - Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.

the tides will turn. we will win against fascism.

Zohran Mamdani is going to win in New York???? How will I, as a farmer in rural Connecticut, survive??????

I think 80% of the Republican Party is just in religious psychosis

he’s talking about a pastor

mans been busy I guess 🤷‍♂️

You expect republicans to do the right thing???? Why is Democratic leadership so willfully blind?

Now I have to pretend I thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny 😔

First Colbert, now Kimmel. Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval. Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

“Free Speech” for Republicans just boils down to wanting to say slurs with no repercussions. Absolutely brain dead.

Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on. Why should I care if they’re mad?

democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about

“fuck your feelings” crowd very upset that other people don’t care about their feelings

I like how the Republican Party is like a million of these guys telling ME im too emotional

Billionaire Trump donor Elon Musk owns X. Billionaire Trump ally Jeff Bezos owns The Washington Post. With this acquisition, both CNN and CBS News would be owned by billionaire Trump donor Larry Ellison. Oligarchs’ monopoly over our media is spiraling out of control.

they want us to believe they don’t LOVE political violence?

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

“We’re not silencing anyone.”

I’m gonna start treating transphobic Christians how they treat trans people. Oh you’re religious? Isn’t that kind of like psychosis or like a mental issue? Like don’t you think straight or do normal things?

hes still alive :/

wish i had this brain

the right likes to think they’re intellectually superior for not taking science seriously and believing conspiracy theories. feels like an exclusive club of those “in the know” even though they know nothing.

Gavin Newsom is not the best but he’s absolutely cooking them

The call is coming from inside the house. A thread:

I think they should call what the Texas democrats are doing “Pulling a Ted Cruz”

They’re okay with an insurrection but not a flight out of state. Republicans truly have worms for brains.

If Cuomo or Adams win, the third party leftist parties are going to start mobilizing in ways we haven’t seen before. The fallacy of Democratic unity will be shattered.

Democratic fearmongering over Zohran Mamdani is so stupid considering he’s going to win. I thought you’d vote blue no matter who? What happened?

Senators need to start fearing for their seats. Every single Democratic Senator who has helped Trump pass devastating policies and helped kill thousands in Gaza should not be in power. We need leaders, not spineless political snakes.

Over half a million Americans over the age of 80 are still actively working. This is a failure. www.businessinsider.com/older-americ...

NEWS: The U.S. added just 73,000 jobs in July—far below expectations—while the unemployment rate rose to 4.2%. May and June payrolls were revised down by a collective 258K, painting a trouble picture for the economy.

“good on the economy”

they keep proving us right

Can’t wait for these to be at goodwill for $2.99

every accusation is a confession