🚨NEW BINFACE POLICY!🚨 I am delighted to announce yet another amazing new pledge that no other party can or will offer. Find out more here! CB x countbinface.substack.com/p/new-policy...

My uncle was an electrical contractor. If you plugged him in he got smaller

A few pics from our 24 - 31 May 2025 'Ultimate Shetland' tour. shetlandwildlife.co.uk/holidays/wil... #Birds #Shetland #Scotland #Wildlife

Black-throated Divers are scarce birds here in Shetland so it was lovely to find this absolutely gorgeous summer plumaged individual at Scousburgh on Saturday evening. #BirdingScotland #UKbirding #Birds

The GOP’s “Big Beautiful Bill” is Robin Hood in reverse: it takes from the poor to give to the rich.SNAP (used to be Food Stamps…which Tabby and I used back in 1972) is gone. Medicare is going.

Our supersized Liz Earle Beauty TSV’s here, and available now ahead of Saturday’s 9pm launch: 250ml cleansers & 100ml moisturisers - all four, with cloths & gift box for £60 (4 x £15 easy pay), with £3.95 P&P. Worth £124 (save £123, that’s 67%!) Only at QVC UK 🩵 www.qvcuk.com/liz-earle-su...

Number of Celebrity Traitors contestants I’ve beaten in elections: 1 Grade that I will have Claudia Winkleman’s fringe listed when I win power: 1

Donald Trump: The First Man in History To Hoax Himself. Read my brand new newsletter here and now! countbinface.substack.com/p/trump-the-...

Sunshine and Shetland pony #Shetlandpony

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When I first moved to Shetland I got this caddy lamb. I got him on May 4th so he just had to be called Yoda #maythe4thbewithyou

George Benson decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow. It severely restricts his movements in the summer months

The long-staying Purple Heron (only the 7th Shetland record) has been with us for nearly three weeks but has moved from the Clumlie area to Brow Marsh. A beautiful bird to watch in the equally beautiful evening light we had this week here at 60° North. #BirdingScotland #UKbirding #RareBirdsUK #Birds

A couple of hills from Glen Gairn today 🐾 Tom Breac and An Creagan. Dipper, Ring Ouzel, Snipe and White Tailed Sea Eagle seen.

Old walls,new life #Shetland

ORCAS!!! This morning we had an absolutely incredible encounter with Orcas (six of the 27s pod) as they travelled down the east Mainland of Shetland, culminating in breathtaking views as they hunted right in front of us for over 15 minutes! #MarineLife #MarineMammals #CetaceansUK

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Pink and blue #Shetland

@countbinface.bsky.social Rip off here your excellency 🙄🙄

Delighted to report that I’ve had my second full-page column in a British newspaper, courtesy of the mighty Daily Star. And for an extra-special Binface exclusive, give yourself an Easter treat and sign up to my Substack, at BetterThanX.co.uk. Peace and love, CB x

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Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a really wonderful weekend.

I often take tour groups to the wonderful ruins at Jarlshof but I love to go in the evening, when it is quiet, to feel the stories of the stones #Shetland

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I've just been delivered a ping ping table. Which means someone out there has a pong pong table. DM me & we'll come to an arrangement

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Spot on as always!👍

I'M LANDING IN LONDON NEXT MONTH! Brand new Binface, at the Museum of Comedy, as I work up to my next full tour. Get a taste of the finest bin juice in the galaxy on Weds 7 May at 7pm. Tickets here! loom.ly/ZvaLYCo

EXCLUSIVE! Count Binface, Donald Trump, Postman Pat and pod-racer Sebulba together at last! Along with ace impressionist @lewismacleod. Get it in your ears here, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w...

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I am wishing you the very best.

Count Binface vs The Grand National. Read it here, read it now! countbinface.substack.com/p/the-grand-... #grandnational

First day tour guiding for the season and met the wonderful Miss Goatie. She raises loads of money for the #RNLI every year #Shetland

Go see his excellency he's fantastic live!😂😂👍

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Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fun day tomorrow.

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If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

Wild seas and a little sunshine #Shetland

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A conservation success ! Join Fundación Vida Silvestre Mediterránea at their private Ariant Reserve in Mallorca this spring to learn about the incredible reintroduction of Black Vulture to the area & their continued work in protecting populations – book at chrispackh.am/blackvultures

Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon? They always Pikachu. Not very good, I know. I’ll show myself out.

Happy Sunday best pals 💛

If you missed the second leg of my journey into Ancient Greece on @channel4.bsky.social last night - you can catch it on demand here! www.channel4.com/programmes/a...

My favourite fur 🐾 and my favourite flowers🌼❤️💛

Often an older horse will become an aunt or uncle to foals after weaning. They teach the wee ones how to live in our landscape and weather. This is Double Diamond who has taught so many children to ride and is now sharing his wisdom with the next generation of #Shetland ponies.

Back at GMB tomorrow see you then ❤️

Bargain! Love it💚

Launching live Sat 9pm at QVC, but available right now, meet your fabulous four-piece, spring Superskin collection from Liz Earle Beauty Co 💚 £66 (saving 57%), 4 easypays x £16.50 plus free P&P! And for the first time ever, a tube version of the 50ml night cream 👀 www.qvcuk.com/liz-earle-su...