Oh dears, please tell me that TikTok is full of smug “Today is the day!” videos… Also, if you’re preparing for your Rapture, it’s not too late to donate all of your earthly possessions to your favorite animal charity! #rapture #rapture2025

Okay everyone, don’t forget to set out a full set of clothes in your front yard tonight for every member of your family - ideally with your raciest pair of undies! #rapture2025

If you are getting raptured tomorrow, will you please donate all of your earthly possessions today to your favorite pet charity? ❤️ #rapture #rapturetok

Dear #BB27 community, I’ll remind you that I have never watched the show, sharing my takes from your comments on my skyline. - PRODUCTION DID YOU DIRTY! - Yes, this pointless elimination is worse because it’s Rachel. We deserved (and she deserved) her fight. Why bring her back for this?! 1/🧵

Thanks, @srfrjulie.bsky.social for sharing! Can confirm the same was true at CVS in Gaithersburg and Poolesville… they encouraged us to send our friends, walk-ins welcome. Marylanders, get vaxxed! 🦀

Hey, Maryland! 🦀 Today is a great day to get your COVID & flu vaccinations - still quick as ever at CVS and walk-ins welcome! Still a $0 co-pay and they’re giving $10 coupons. Trust the science! ❤️

I haven’t watched #BB27, so my takes are based solely on comments on my Skyline. My final four prediction: Rachel, Will, Ava and Ashley. This seems smart - I’d like to see Ava in this mix.

Dears, I hope you’ll take a moment to get to know the incredible people on the OUT100 Reader’s Choice list! So many reasons to celebrate… I’m thrilled to cast my vote for @dgcomedy.bsky.social! Spread some love today. 🏳️‍🌈

Guys, maybe he’s just having bone spurs removed.

I don’t watch #BB27, but here are my takes from you comments on the skyline: - Keanu is letting his misogyny show - Vince thinks of himself as strategic, but really it’s more like “strategery” - Kelley is maybe kind of a bitch? But I’m also bored by her. My prediction: Vince is next to go.

Where’s that asshole Jake Tapper? Counting on him for 24/7 coverage.

Hear me out guys: LABOR DAY WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this. I think this is spot on. Encouraging you to read the whole thread, and share.

I don’t watch #BB27, but I’ve been sharing my takes based solely on my Skyline. THIS! I can’t decide my take on Vince because y’all are so split. On the other hand, Vince doesn’t know what he’s doing.

I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡 #EpsteinFiles

Unless the Epstein files are inside of a Cracker Barrel, I don’t care about their stupid logo. Like, whose job is it to manufacture all this fake outrage? It’s clearly a distraction from all the REAL outrage. Like over trafficking children. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

I don’t watch #BB27, but am sharing my takes solely based on your comments: Solid GOLD gameplay by Rachel - this is HER house and now everybody knows it. Rylie’s clearly abusive and, even without watching, I want to slap a CW/TW on this shitty little man. Glad to see him go. 1/🧵

@drjackbrown.bsky.social, when Bance called Trump “America’s Hitler,” it wasn’t a warning, but a promise to his supporters.

Russia, if you’re listening, NOW would be a good day to release the Epstein files. #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

I dont watch #BB27 but here’s what I’ve learned from the Skyline: - Keanu is dumb as a box of rocks. - Rachel’s still the GOAT(?) - Rylie is still terrible. - Will is a person on the show. How often do people get kicked out of the house, though? Was there a vote?

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I don’t watch #BB27, but here’s my take based on the Skyline alone: JFC, get Rylie away from Katherine. I think he’s worse than Mickey, who remains a terrible person. Rachel is the GOAT. Zach isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, is he?

🎯 Perfectly, terrifyingly said.

Another #BB27 take (a show I’ve never watched): I really hope Ava reveals herself as clever and independent-minded. Lots of suggestions she’s being played, but she could be biding her time?

I’ve never watched #BB27, so here’s my impression based solely on your posts. Keanu: I wasn’t sure at first, but now I’m convinced hes the loveable, hot-but-not-so-bright guy, like Channing Tatum in a rom com. Zach: don’t know if it’s my Skyline, but is he still not using the immunity thingie?

I don’t watch #BB27 - and I’m sharing hot takes based solely on my Skyline. I don’t know you get a veto, but Zach definitely should have used his! If he survives, my money is on him playing this veto ASAP and convincing himself he’s being strategic. Also, Mickey is kind of terrible?

I don’t watch #BB27 and everything I have ever learned about BB27, I’ve learned from Bluesky. Today’s assessment: Rachel is probably going to overplay her hand. Morgan, too - but I suspect Morgan’s the cleverer of the two.

Box Wine is talking about touching “14, 15, 16, 17” year olds. Interesting deflection from the Epstein files. 🤔 #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

Wait.. so he CAN call up the National Guard?

Show me your quick getaway vehicle.

God, he’s insufferable.

Elon Musk’s girlfriend throws Mariah Carey-level shade on conservative women influencers everywhere. 🍿

I’ve been following #BB27 here on Bluesky and am looking forward to developing some expert opinions - but I’ve never watched the show (nor seen any clips), so I’m drawing ONLY from posters’ reactions on Bluesky. Jimmy has some main character energy. And I’m guessing Rachel is the hot one?

Pierogi makers - vendors, grandmas - are not messing around. Would love to place a huge order with this market!

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

Okay, but the Republicans have been gerrymandering for years - so why aren’t the Dems starting NOW? Hell, even Maryland can flip that one red seat if we play by SCOTUS rules!

Costume party is over. Noem needs to resign. NOW.

I watched the greatest Superman, Christopher Reeve, deliver this speech about what "family values" really means at the 1996 DNC in Chicago.

So, it seems that the only natural next step in my self care is to buy myself a pony. (Or small horse.) So if you’re looking to find me, I’ll be in CAS, designing the perfect ponies and having my Simself practice ride the candidates. 😂 #Sims4

Let me get this straight: Zuck literally wants to create an AI to manage my life like I’m a Sim: direct my day, complete my tasks, maybe even tackle my whims. Soo.. How long ‘til my AI tries to kill my Sim (me)? gizmodo.com/mark-zuckerb...

Ageless post.

I'm an incredibly messy person and by god will my sims be too

Generational change is coming: Since Zohran Mamdani won on Tuesday night, more than 1100 young people have reached out to @runforsomething.net to explore a run for local office -- one of our biggest spikes of the year yet.

Wishing you a successful day , too, @abnewcrest.bsky.social - this totally made me smile! 😃

I honestly believe that @chrismurphyct.bsky.social gets it. But I hope his colleagues also read the comments below - the overwhelming sentiment is that we will NOT leave our trans community behind! ❤️

How are you coping with *waves hands* all this? It’s too hot for a long run, so instead I may: - Learn everything about Labubu - Buy a bunch of Labubu on StockX - Try to buy a pony - Order panang curry - Bingewatch Sims 4 builds - Drink wine

Where on earth is Congress?

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? [cue music] The Gang Rescues Kitsy

The rain has begun in DC!

Shameful behavior on the part of police. I am grateful for this vet’s service. 🇺🇸