**latest, not "last". It's about growing up Jehovah's Witness briefly. Please give a thumbs up and a nice comment if you like it, or a thumbs down and mean comment if you don't

**latest, not "last". It's about growing up Jehovah's Witness briefly. Please give a thumbs up and a nice comment if you like it, or a thumbs down and mean comment if you don't

my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads youtu.be/WetaHYstq_Q

Here it is with a better recording

Can you tell which Slipknot guitar solo this is from in standard tuning? (Also played slow and sloppy)

But mine was loudly asking what “S&M” was at a wedding reception, because I overheard someone mention the term. My mother nervously told me to be quiet because everyone could hear me. I probably made her look so bad 🤣

hey! Ex-JW here too! Thanks for this!

Just listened to the full album; it’s tastefully, and intelligently, funny! 10/10.

a standup comedy "lyric" video from my newest album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS available wherever you stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rniv...

At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference

New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel

Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music? Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...

Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...

My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...

Oh no he watched the Elon Musk video

That’s 800,000 people who were conned out of $2,500 each, and not only are they gonna vote for him AGAIN, but they’re gonna be like, “Bro, Trump’s next Fartcoin? This one’s for real this time”

Next up, Hugo Boss will design the uniforms and to save on embroidery costs DOGE will have the Secret Service stitched as SS

Everyone knows you do the most amount of personal growth between 25 and 25 and a half

Ted Cruz set the standard for selling out your wife to MAGA and JD over here is trying to franchise it

Whiskey makes you call your ex at 3am. Cocaine makes you want to start a business with her

JD Vance looks like a guy who has an emotional affair with his AI assistant

They should put his face on a confederate statue instead

If he makes it too expensive for Americans to survive here, the immigrants will deport themselves. CHESS NOT CHECKERS

7 year anniversary of this tweet on the old place. Kept it to hammer this chud later in his replies. Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social

Our cover of The Simpsons Theme is live on all music streaming platforms.. with a special guest at the end! (my 6 year old daughter) Spotify: t.ly/aoTB8 YouTube: t.ly/kejrD

Fleetwood PAC

The Anthem CEO knows how to read a room

I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at: New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28 Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel

Defcon 5(th step)