Allister lost his collar, and I endured 2 days of being snuck up on and hearing eerily silent zoomies until his collar was finally located 😹

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-AI generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 5 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

Anime is what got me more seriously into art but I had always been doodling. For writing, my 3rd grade teacher was blown away by my ideas & got my writing into an anthology of children’s works. I think feeling good about my writing went a long way.

My friend Tiff's father has been a professional Santa for 50 years. Because of a major hospitalization, he's missing the most important time of the year AND hospital bills are piling up. If you can help, you're helping great folks. www.gofundme.com/f/support-sa...

The Fellowship of the Ring. My friend fell asleep & didn’t even wake up when her mom screamed “oh my lord!” at an orc being beheaded. And her brothers were at the same movie by sheer coincidence. Also Alice in Wonderland in Germany. Different language (that I also speak) totally changed the vibe.

Only 18 of these stickers left, and they’re not getting a reprint. If you want one before they potentially sell out at my event this weekend, get one at unicornhunterdesigns.storenvy.com

Horatio seriously just woke up from a nap with a giant ball of his own floof sitting on his nose, and what did he do to remove the offending floof from his nose? He straight up ate it. In one bite, before I could stop him.

My Christmas books have arrived! Some are from my mom and some are from my dad.

The goodest floof.

One of the AI things for more information on a lost cat post in a Facebook group said “how to make cat calling work”. I already don’t trust AI but I stgjfrujf.

I have a near-future thriller coming out next June about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

A very acrobatic cat.

Yup

A band I was in for 5 months kicked me out yesterday. This was so abrupt. We just played a show out of town and had another one coming up. This is the 3rd time I’ve been kicked out of a band, but only the first time that it came completely out of left field like that. I didn’t see it coming at ALL.

New video! youtu.be/jVJEvU-LMEY?...

Painted some more dnd minis last night, and might do a couple more tonight.

Refusing to work with Israeli academics means refusing to work with one of the main sources of dissent within Israeli society. To be sure, their views are not uniform, but that is a reason to avoid broad based bans,

A floof.

Attention WA/Seattle area! Oscar is a 5 year old male (fixed) cat looking for a home! His owner recently passed away and my brother is looking for a new home for him. He's up to date on all his shots. If you know anyone who is looking for a companion, let me know! Boosts are appreciated.

New video! #booktube youtu.be/vdXymb4L-kU?...

My 2 main nicknames for Horatio have always been Floofins and Mr. Moo. Somehow, I recently combined them and have been calling him “Mr. Moofins” lately.

These are most of the stickers I have available. If you think any of these (or cat necklaces or keychains) seem like good Halloween presents, Christmas presents, cool new things for yourself, etc. you can check them out at unicornhunterdesigns.storenvy.com

Look at the smol lion 😻

Telling moment: I was walking back from the rally, but a couple miles from it, carrying nothing but my gigantic American flag. An eight year old on his bike sees me with it and yells "No Kings!!" with absolute conviction. My friends, they have lost the flag.

I just keep thinking about the first guy to put on the frog costume reading the news today and seeing frogs literally all over the world what a fucking thing, man that 25 year old did more for the country in a week than most of the NYT op-ed section in a lifetime

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Happy 3-year gotcha day to the twins 🐈 🐈

Firing someone purely for their political affiliation is illegal and is a violation of free speech.

A lot of setup goes into making these videos. Thankfully I have a lot of help from Allister 🐈

New video! youtu.be/DHiqyQW9Wjc?...

I filmed another random reading vlog because why not. youtu.be/5AqJfiqW0vY?...

My band’s very first post that includes our new singer in any way, and we get a weird comment from someone who had auditioned, saying “I guess you didn’t get my audio”. Don’t be that guy. 🙄 Once he actually hears her sing he’ll eat his words.

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

My nose ring made my mic shock my lips at band practice today. I wondered why I was the only one, and my drummer noticed that my nose ring was touching the mic. Why that only happened today, I don’t know.

I was able to get just enough to put gas in my tank to get to and from work today. Still need help with the rest of the month though - 2 slots are open or my Ko-Fi is also an option! Thank you 🙏 🙇‍♀️

I wrote to Powell’s to explain that CK’s book doesn’t belong on a most anticipated list, & their response was “we try to enforce that everyone belongs in our bookstore”. Um, Powell’s, guess what you’re doing *the exact opposite of* by actively promoting a queerphobic white supremacist’s book.

My Fitbit died and I switched to an Apple Watch, and the only thing I’m unhappy about is that it doesn’t play an alarm directly, but rather on my phone. Like what good is playing an alarm on a phone that’s in a different room going to do?

I had an ultrasound to determine the cause of my debilitating periods, and apparently there’s no cause. So why am I spending 1/4th of my life feeling like I’m about to keel over and die? And of course my mom says “just try exercising” 🙄 Not helpful!

Reminder (mostly to me) that international press has more accurate information about what is happening in the US

Summer Void stickers are available at my online store! unicornhunterdesigns.storenvy.com

Horatio, shower-cat extraordinaire.

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

It’s wild how a band can be the most friendship-building activity ever, and yet also what can destroy a friendship fastest. (Just talking past experiences and others’ experiences, everything’s great with both of my bands)

The age of enshittenment.

When I was little, I didn’t have an imaginary friend. I had HUNDREDS of them! And I actually kept track of them all. What was probably going on is that 6-year-old me couldn’t draw. So while adult me can just draw any ideas she has, little kid me had ideas literally following her around.

The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents. In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.

One of those cat trees that looks like a legit forest.

❤️

About this Florida vaccine story: When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough. We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated. “Oh, they’d have died.”