Want More? (Whoops! I forgot to post this one here!) #Noms #Tobi

[Kinktober.] Day 19 - Sex machine

30th years ago on October 20th 1995, (Square) Enix launched it's best game to date. Happy 30th Anniversary Terranigma!

🚨🇬🇧 Surveillance in the UK is rising as it plans to roll out mandatory #digitalIDs for all its citizens. Why is this deeply concerning? ❌ Increases state control ❌ Infringes on your privacy ❌ First step to creating a surveillance state #CyberSecurityAwarenessMonth #DigitalID #NotodigitalID #UK

my existence on social media is defined by: - loveletter bombing my wife - gooning - "hey, you could switch your email provider for a more private and secure option, how about that?”

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Yes yell at me more when I cut your transportation budget!

"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.

the weird girl with big beautiful eyes that barks when you enter the room really is the love of your life btw

It’s been a while since i felt this bad about myself. Time to think of that picture again.

Panda social battery is drained, need to recharge badly

I really want to use Fedora. I literally wanna install it right now. I still have some jists with it tho: - Dash to Dock extension needs additional optional seperators - Discord screensharing without glitches, performance issues etc. - More mature symbiose with NVIDIA and GNOME Mutter (Wayland)

just one more minute

Lilium expression sheet

PSA for everyone going to protests

it's so fun being a switch because you'll just go from "i wanna melt in your arms like a baby" to "i'm gonna straight up abuse you"

You've never had pumpkin pie like this before~ Pumkat belongs to @acstlu.bsky.social

Lasst sie kochen, Halo ist nicht umsonst für seine KI bekannt

[Kinktober.] Day 18 - Magic potion

Daily October Number 18 - Apocalypse #art

vielleicht mag mir ja wer den tag versüßen und mir 1000€ schicken einfach so wie wärs? ich hätte bock

Yeah, today is one of these "I'm pissed at big tech and anyone pretending to be the good guy in this space" days

You could also stop introducing AI features i'm not able to remove. But since you start to behave like a 2020s tech startup and buying up AI or ad companies like Anonym, i don't think it will change anytime soon. You sabotage the adoption of Firefox vs. Chromium-based browser with shit like this.

Not really sure what the endgoal of that will be, because i'd love to have my friends migrate away from Discord, but it's the same uphill battle as getting friends to migrate from WhatsApp to Signal, no matter how many advantages it has. There always has to be a nuke to make some people switch

Guess i gonna look into Matrix and Marrix server hosting since it seems a more viable alternative to Discord, and more than Revolt/Stoat in it's current state.

*seductively removes labcoat like it’s a robe*

Some Lynnzoi moods

🎉Biggest #privacy win of the week: Bill C2 was blocked! 💪 Can't believe we missed this, it's a HUGE victory for Canadians - and the whole world. 🔒 🇨🇦 ➡️ Learn more on bill #C2: tuta.com/blog/canada-... 📢 You can still sign the petition, the more, the merrier 👏 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

You gotta just block these accounts without interacting. They're doing this the night before No Kings so they can selectively grab quote posts and replies about how nasty people are being. It's extremely transparent. Just block and move on.

Don't take the bait and engage with these gov accounts, simply block. You can subscribe to this block list or use the list to block individually. But either way I do NOT want to see y'all dunking on these accounts which are clearly here just to antagonize us and spread propaganda.

legit ich und @undefinedowl.bsky.social 💕

Ich verstehe langsam, warum ich mich schon früher in Lars wiedergesehen hab.

Is it still gay even if your homie drinks the tgtf potion? 👀

YOU: go on mastodon??? i'd rather INSTALL LINUX ME: *emerging from an open grave* yes.... you SHOULD also install linux

Absolutely not. Give #Linux a try :)

him: "hey everyone, i want to introduce you to my vitamin D deficient loser wife"

I don't want to live in a hole anymore, it makes me feel poor

For my friend @swasbi.bsky.social

if you scheiß ein in the game you scheiß ein in real life

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

sagt mal wen wollt ihr damit eigentlich verarschen und warum ist es überhaupt zum trend geworden, überall 20 kilo protein reinzuballern

My wife wanting me to beat her up so bad that she bought me a fight pad lmao In other words: @undefinedowl.bsky.social is so precious and sweet and i will treat her to so many things when i get my hands on her again, thank you honey 🥺💓

How, Microsoft. Just. HOW.

Since i'm frustrated with the direction of Firefox - more AI, Google Lens integration and now Perple*ity as search engine - and Brave, which has it's own suite of AI and crypto bullshit atop of a solid browsing experience, i'm glad to see Helium as an alternative to that. github.com/imputnet/hel...