why didn’t the Penguins score any goals? are they stupid?

"surely the protein bar with a human mans name will not turn out to be tied up with jeffrey epstein" stupid stupid stupid

in 2026, where we have the synthesizer, the trombone, etc. you should not be making folk punk

Barbra Streisand disguised as a boy to make video game parody songs call that yentlfloss

my brain is the butt of my head and these posts are my poop

my husband is ALIVE I just want to FRIENDSHIP

the future is tamale

All Day I Dream About Sebulba

queefed at damn ymca yoga lady next to me says "don't worry we've all let out a little toot in class" well Barb it was actually my pussy so jot that down

it's 10pm do you know where your hole is

dark souls text

monsters pubis

flat stanley tucci

wait...if YOU have a cuck fantasy, and I have a cuck fantasy,,then WHO'S FUCKING MY WIFE ???

The Protein Bar is Named David

ok so Wile. E Coyote tattoo where he's painting the fake tunnel on the wall. but the tunnel? yeah, it's your butthole

demolition derby announcer just yelled to the crowd "where are my female supporters at?"

horse mosh pit

gotta ride a horse

edible hit you know im on that mf wikipedia page for the titanic

john goodman fred flimtstone. Im horny

poking a knife into the balls and shotgunning the piss out he damn weiner

disney gonna have to hire a full time mop guy like the nba if theyre putting nine inch nails music on the tron coaster. because of my pussy

whatever happened to doritos for women

enrico balatro

does anyone know which side I push for poop flush please answer soon

slamming a taco shop hot dog and chili cheese fries before the concert and turning the nine inch nails into the nine inch shit

trading in 500 Sephora points for a tiny bit of the substance

got scared cause I thought of the sims burglar music :/

P. Mahomes more like Pee MaPants

good morning go birds

luxardo banana

They don't tell you this but you can do your taxes from the bathtub. Cops cannot stop you.

she Kylie on My Nogue til im Spinning Around

Really getting into serums these days

My main takeaway from the sabrina carpenter holiday special is that she and chappell roan absolutely hate each other

Pug is a boring breed. Only weird fucked up freaks should win dog shows

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