Right. I see why it's important to follow safety instructions. And of course I, too, wish to avoid any potential damage. But where am I meant to find a bike on such short notice so I'm allowed to use this elevator?

The irony of this being one of the (rather limited) breakfast options available at my youth hostel on the very day I'm going to a Taskmaster taping is... 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 😂

In honour of @alexhorne.bsky.social's 15th (prime number) birthday, a prime number of Alexes have escaped from the @taskmaster.tv cloning facility and decided to set you a task! Featuring a @thehornesection.bsky.social remix by Stylus and the contributions of many amazing fans. 💕

#iykyk @octopody.bsky.social

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three marksandspencer staff speaking in another language. I asked them "Are you not entertained?" They didn’t start cheering or chanting my name I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.