What an incredible sentence.

Evil Franz Ferdinand be like "Bring Me In"

What a great article about how organizations fail QBs: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

I can't believe we're 25 years into the willenium

Clifford. Ishtar. Popstar.

Why do I have someone posting big tittied blonde women in my feed? Begone!

I watch this like the Zapruder film.

I hadn't seen Yo La Tengo (@actualylt.bsky.social) live in 20 years, and they still put on the same powerhouse of a show they did during the Summer Sun tour. Fantastic! Built to Spill was a revelation as well.

Why did no one tell me that Angie tribeca was great

🎶🎶 if you're looking for me, better check under the sea 🎶🎶

@theauthorguy.bsky.social A pleasure meeting you tonight and making a Rocky joke! Hope you enjoyed the play!

Happy Pride, specifically to all my trans homies

Stan Smith be like

You know that Bsky is replacing Twitter because people are already saying that Bsky is dead now and used to be cooler.

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You know what I hate? The fact that we have to pay attention to what the narcissistic asshole says even when he ends up walking back things.

Crispy Pops

PA-PAL CON-CLAVE (clap clap clap-clap-clap) PA-PAL CON-CLAVE (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

El Salvador's President Bukele is reportedly preparing to arrest the journalists who have reported on the secret deals Bukele struck with Salvadoran gangs that have enabled his consolidation of power.

World's smartest animal

I salute MY president

I know that an economic crash is really really bad but I can't help but feel oddly giddy, despite all the pain it's prepared to bring. I can't explain it.

The Flintstones was never good, it was just ON

I saw something and thought it was a cyber truck and then realized it was just a dumpster

I forgot that Phoebe Bridgers whips ass

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Even the snowstorm is going to give us eight inches today, who says romance is dead

Oh hell yes Max from @eve6.bsky.social is playing with Fountains of Wayne in my neck of the woods!!!

Reading the tremendous Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social and had to put the book down for a moment when I got to the red heifer. I thought it was a metaphor at first. Good heavens.

We just put our lovable idiot cat Arthur to sleep. He was a giant dipshit and I'll miss him.

J Cole on a beach somewhere just painting, living his best life

Yesterday-style movie where everyone has forgotten We Bought A Zoo except @zachsilberberg.bsky.social

Thanks @jeffgerstmann.com

I'm finding that I have a talent for graphic design maybe? That's a weird thing to find out in your 40s.

Like, is anyone surprised?

Dude, I got treated for asthma and people just live like this? Exchanging oxygen and co2 without struggling? Exercising without gasping for air????

I don't use Insta or Threads, but FB has been a joke for a long time. I can't tell you the last time I opened it and found something worthwhile. At this point I only have it on my phone because of inertia.

The reason that Democrats are rolling out the red carpet for fascism is that they hope they benefit.

Just finished reading Number Go Up by @zekefaux.bsky.social and HOO BOY that is a ride.

I'm thiiiiiiiiis close to ditching Meta for good

i don't know where are the boys in relation to the town, guess i'll turn on this thin lizzy song and think about it

It's funny, when bsky started up I posted a lot. Now I find myself just reading other people's thoughts. I don't know that that's a bad thing.

Nosferatu whips ASS

I'm going to be watching Babygirl today. Wish me luck.

I worked very hard on this for some dumb reason, Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Some sad news: the last of the California Raisins has been eaten alive. As with previous band members, the Raisin was served ortolan style and he went down singing. I think it was the sunglasses one

Hey here's a picture of the world's dumbest cat

@michaeldewey.bsky.social Just picturing you eating something and mumbling this under your breath.

NOOO RICKEY HENDERSON