If we're talking about Mark Levin's nasally voice, it's time to pull out the clips of his voice played over Master Shake clips.

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

who could have foreseen this

Russia is a giant blob to me. It's worse when I get to some of the tougher African countries. Also the Caribbean Islands. Nailed Guam though!

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokupil for all who celebrate

What are you doing in your life when you realize you might be good at skeleton? Like, how do you find out, "I might be good at launching my body like a torpedo down an icy track!"

Seizer

Zohran Mamdani is NOT MY MAYOR!! (because I don't live in NYC)

How I'm going into 2026

Me every few seconds in Heated Rivalry: Yeah, this is hockey all right

Me to 2025: I lived, bitch

The boys are back in town, nature is healing

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

I explore how "narco-terrorism" is a term used for sleight of hand to hide the possible real motives for Trump's moves in the Caribbean and Central and South America.

"Stay a while, traveler, and listen."

What an incredible sentence.

Evil Franz Ferdinand be like "Bring Me In"

What a great article about how organizations fail QBs: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

I can't believe we're 25 years into the willenium

Clifford. Ishtar. Popstar.

Why do I have someone posting big tittied blonde women in my feed? Begone!

I watch this like the Zapruder film.

I hadn't seen Yo La Tengo (@actualylt.bsky.social) live in 20 years, and they still put on the same powerhouse of a show they did during the Summer Sun tour. Fantastic! Built to Spill was a revelation as well.

Why did no one tell me that Angie tribeca was great

🎶🎶 if you're looking for me, better check under the sea 🎶🎶

@theauthorguy.bsky.social A pleasure meeting you tonight and making a Rocky joke! Hope you enjoyed the play!

Happy Pride, specifically to all my trans homies

Stan Smith be like

You know that Bsky is replacing Twitter because people are already saying that Bsky is dead now and used to be cooler.

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You know what I hate? The fact that we have to pay attention to what the narcissistic asshole says even when he ends up walking back things.

Crispy Pops

PA-PAL CON-CLAVE (clap clap clap-clap-clap) PA-PAL CON-CLAVE (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

El Salvador's President Bukele is reportedly preparing to arrest the journalists who have reported on the secret deals Bukele struck with Salvadoran gangs that have enabled his consolidation of power.

World's smartest animal

I salute MY president

I know that an economic crash is really really bad but I can't help but feel oddly giddy, despite all the pain it's prepared to bring. I can't explain it.

The Flintstones was never good, it was just ON

I saw something and thought it was a cyber truck and then realized it was just a dumpster

I forgot that Phoebe Bridgers whips ass

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Even the snowstorm is going to give us eight inches today, who says romance is dead

Oh hell yes Max from @eve6.bsky.social is playing with Fountains of Wayne in my neck of the woods!!!

Reading the tremendous Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social and had to put the book down for a moment when I got to the red heifer. I thought it was a metaphor at first. Good heavens.

We just put our lovable idiot cat Arthur to sleep. He was a giant dipshit and I'll miss him.

J Cole on a beach somewhere just painting, living his best life

Yesterday-style movie where everyone has forgotten We Bought A Zoo except @zachsilberberg.bsky.social

Thanks @jeffgerstmann.com

I'm finding that I have a talent for graphic design maybe? That's a weird thing to find out in your 40s.