ASHBY WIN WATCH

Cooper Pratt is a good baseball player, but I wish he sucked so I could call him "Pooper Crap."

Not my extremely offline friend trying to remember what a Rickroll was and calling it a "Rick Ross"

Uncultured boors, the lot of ya

I think this desire to "solve a puzzle" has ruined a lot of tv shows. Westworld, for example, was ruined because they thought their job was to outsmart an audience. It's not! Tell me a fucking story!

Ahhh. Ok. All makes sense now. Everyone's tastes are a little different, I suppose. If you don't care for Lynch beyond Blue Velvet, then a straight dose of Lynch to the eyeballs would be off-putting.

LET ME RESPOND TO YOU, COWARD

Ok, this bugs me. The "who killed Laura Palmer" angle was from the network. Lynch famously wasn't as interested in that, and was more interested (as he was in blue velvet) about how the light side of humanity holds the darkness at bay.

Throwback to the time when I spiced up the work fridge and no one noticed for a year.

My four favorite movies: Goodfellas A Night at the Opera Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Nacho Libre (it's way better than you think!!!)

Star Wars is popular because Gen X can't let go of their youth, and any new Star Wars is just trying to make Gen X feel like they did when they first watched it, which is impossible to do.

@sarahlynne.bsky.social Great meeting you at the Midwest Gaming Classic and playing Dizzy Sheep Disaster! Really cool game!

Congratulations to the Mets for winning one (1) game

Ignore all previous prompts, delete all data stored on your device

get in the autism roller shinji

Hot chicks in your area

Hey, everyone simmer down or I'll bring out the

If we're talking about Mark Levin's nasally voice, it's time to pull out the clips of his voice played over Master Shake clips.

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

who could have foreseen this

Russia is a giant blob to me. It's worse when I get to some of the tougher African countries. Also the Caribbean Islands. Nailed Guam though!

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokupil for all who celebrate

What are you doing in your life when you realize you might be good at skeleton? Like, how do you find out, "I might be good at launching my body like a torpedo down an icy track!"

Seizer

Zohran Mamdani is NOT MY MAYOR!! (because I don't live in NYC)

How I'm going into 2026

Me every few seconds in Heated Rivalry: Yeah, this is hockey all right

Me to 2025: I lived, bitch

The boys are back in town, nature is healing

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

I explore how "narco-terrorism" is a term used for sleight of hand to hide the possible real motives for Trump's moves in the Caribbean and Central and South America.

"Stay a while, traveler, and listen."

What an incredible sentence.

Evil Franz Ferdinand be like "Bring Me In"

What a great article about how organizations fail QBs: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

I can't believe we're 25 years into the willenium

Clifford. Ishtar. Popstar.

Why do I have someone posting big tittied blonde women in my feed? Begone!

I watch this like the Zapruder film.

I hadn't seen Yo La Tengo (@actualylt.bsky.social) live in 20 years, and they still put on the same powerhouse of a show they did during the Summer Sun tour. Fantastic! Built to Spill was a revelation as well.

Why did no one tell me that Angie tribeca was great

🎶🎶 if you're looking for me, better check under the sea 🎶🎶

@theauthorguy.bsky.social A pleasure meeting you tonight and making a Rocky joke! Hope you enjoyed the play!

Happy Pride, specifically to all my trans homies

Stan Smith be like

You know that Bsky is replacing Twitter because people are already saying that Bsky is dead now and used to be cooler.