It’s all good, I’ve had a few drinks. I’ve whacked on my father in laws copy of Darkness on the Edge of Town.

Does nobody fuck with Bread Sauce anymore. None of my wife’s family like it?! I’m staying home next year

My in-laws like Classic FM. They just played a piece of Christmas music called ‘the shepherds pipe carol’ I said “lucky carol” and no one laughed… No one.. I’m wasted in this family.

(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve

I’ve stuck with Welcome to Derry up to the penultimate episode but it truly is the worst tv show I’ve seen in a very long time

Beast in Me is an average Netflix thriller but you won’t find a better tv moment this year than Matthew Rhys drunk dancing to Psycho Killer.

Everyone’s always Karen O but no one is ever Andrea Zollo

If Claire Danes did some comedy she would be America’s Anna Maxwell Martin..

After seeing all the Spotify wrappeds on instagram I still have no clue what a ‘sleep token’ is

Unpopular opinion - *whispers* Nick Cave is overrated…

Sometimes I like to go to bed at 7:30pm, turn out the lights and play Lift to Experience really loudly

This World AIDS Day, if you hear any politicians talking about the fight to end HIV transmissions globally by 2030, then please remember to interrogate whether that politician and their party have done anything to fight cuts made this year to global HIV prevention and treatment x

My Alt-Country side project just dropped

The fact that I haven’t posted in 6 months is a window into how exciting my life is

I’ve started a political party called Reform as well but my policies all involve getting cult indie bands from the 90’s back together

TikTok shop is just QVC for millennials

Rewatching Girls is weird. They’re all using iPhone 4’s

I’m glad I quit smoking as this job would have me on 2 packs a day

I probably should use this more

Stanley Tucci in Conclave looks like he’s in Fugazi.

That edible just hit and now I’m sat in front of the TV muttering “exceedingly good” and laughing to myself

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

My kids at work want to do karaoke for our end of year party. Can’t wait…

yeah, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

💯 best dude ever

The blood test scene in The Thing still makes me jump

Let’s never forget Wilford Brimleys epic meltdown in The Thing

80’s Kurt Russell was such a babe

This is how you spend Sunday morning

A wonderful little short spending a day with DC icon Brendan Canty youtu.be/1WRVnR3wEWY?...

It’s a new show on Netflix where Ted Danson goes undercover. Didn’t he do that already?

Bob Balaban…that’s it, that’s the post.

Sofia Falcone’s mullet is giving us ‘Gotham City has a thriving DIY scene’ #ThePenguin

Tried to watch Saw just now. It was terrible. I don’t remember it being that bad when I was high at the cinema in ‘04

My new pastime is finding a cover of Pancho & Lefty I won’t get emotional over

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Yeah, it’s a Minutemen song