First-of-year Louisiana Waterthrush singing in the woods.

Let’s do this.

Bluebells

Ready

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Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

Eastern Towhees starting to get into the full drink-your-tea version of their song.

If Karma Chameleon comes on and we don’t all sing “survival” in falsetto voices at the appropriate times, what are we even doing here?

I guess the upside of ICE agents being deployed to airports is that they’re not out on the streets terrorizing communities.

Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric.

It is quite telling that since the horrific story of Cesar Chavez re: sexual abuse broke earlier this week and calls to change the names of schools and other public spaces named in his honor, not one conservative voice has stepped forward to object that this would be tantamount to erasing history.

If I were on LinkedIn, I would list “dog noticing” as my skill.

“Second Wind” by Billy Joel. A crime against humanity.

We really ought to stop naming things after people, period.

Welp, that’s 20 years that neither of us can ever get back.

Muslims belong in American society.

You know how much I hate to brag, but I already updated the clock in my car to Daylight Savings Time.

We are so back, baby!

Ospreys are back, bitches!

Looks legit, no?

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

Peenting and flight display sounds of American Woodcocks, Poolesville, MD, 2/28/2026.

WTF?

Not watching the SOTU is self care.

Looks legit?

Just thinking about that phrase, “Still waters run deep,” and how it doesn’t really make sense because still waters by definition do not run at all.

The Naked Muppet

Fox Sparrow in my yard this afternoon.

Fox Sparrow, Olney, MD, 2/7/2026

Hunkering down on a blustery winter day

Greg Bovino to join Harvard Institute of Politics

Heated rhetoric like when Trump said that the day of retribution and reckoning was coming soon for Minnesota?

They counted the bullet holes instead of performing CPR

The Senate may choose to vote together on the DHS and LHHS bills. Thus, a filibuster on DHS may mean no funding for NIH. What my colleagues are saying: “Shut it down, public health will understand. I’ll work without pay again.” - anonymous NIHer

It’s clear now that the “me” in “Don’t tread on me” was never shorthand for “people in general.” The “Don’t tread on me” people have no problem with them treading on us. In fact, they seem to get off on it.

I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”

Just in time for the storm @aba.org

Two of my five American Chestnuts (hybrids, actually) have finally put out shoots.

This protest in Minneapolis is going to cost George Soros a pretty penny.

Not a huge Stephen Miller fan TBH

The US must take Iceland! How else can we ensure the robustness of our Strategic Bjork Reserve?

Canvasback and Redhead, Gunner’s Lake, Germantown, MD, 1/19/2026.

This is exciting! www.dhsprogram.com?fbclid=IwVER...

"Some workers work indoors. Some workers work outdoors. Some work in unmarked Chevy Tahoes, doing jobs that Fascist Busytown residents are encouraged to ignore."

Dear Reviewer 2: THE DAY OF RECKONING AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Who radicalized him?

Very happy to hear that my kid’s pediatrician will continue to follow the vaccine schedule recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics.