Merry Christmas from the gay cardinals!

Gonna spend 2026 naming things people like after myself and declaring things I want to do to be national security issues in case anyone objects. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The Trump-Lutnick Theorem: (100 - 13) / 100 = 700%. Proof: Given that 2 + 2 = 5…

I’m renaming it the Bart Center

The algorithm is really onto me

The United States (according to DJT)

Venezuela stole my stapler.

I feel like “the shock to them” may be undermined by how he posted about it on his social media platform.

Prediction: Mike Johnson will say that he hasn’t seen Trump’s post about Rob Reiner.

I hate to brag but the cashier at my grocery store just whispered to me that she wishes other customers went through check-out the way I do.

Five years ago (Dec. 10, 2020) the NEJM published the results of the Pfizer mRNA Covid vaccine trial. Science and evidence in the service of human well being. www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

Who has made this 🤣

Anybody on here get a higher Spotify age than I did (81)?

Finally found this acquaintance of many years back on its winter roost.

Feeling the Black Friday love. Thank you for reaching out, online retailers! 💜

Happy Thanksgiving to all, even the haters and losers!

Who will protect the 500 additional National Guard members while they’re busy protecting the National Guard members who were already here?

Who else is anxiously waiting to see how Trump and his allies will use today’s shooting as a pretext for deploying more troops in US cities?

Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric.

I hope she’ll be joined by her cousin’s friend’s testicles.

Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way. by Ezra Klein

What about all of the Epstein emails that *don’t* mention Trump?

Northern lights, bitches!

No thank you, Travelocity, I would not like to stay at the Swastika Bungalows, even with the 10% discount, but thanks for asking I guess.

Who remembers this?

Can we effeminate men get some share of the credit for ruining the workplace?

Cuomo can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

After tomorrow can we please never hear from or about Andrew Cuomo ever again?

They’ve been trickling in for a couple of weeks but this evening is the first this season that my neighborhood seems to be full of White-throated Sparrows.

BREAKING: Paul Ingrassia to join the Harvard Institute of Politics.

The snake is growing. ✊🏽✊🏻✊🏿✊🏾✊🏼 Vanderbilt, Texas, AZ…now’s the time. The world is watching. The resistance is here. #NoLoyaltyOaths #NoKings #DefendHigherEd

I’ll bet George Soros has wicked hand cramps from signing all of those checks to No Kings protesters.

Dartmouth joins in www.thedartmouth.com/article/2025...

Dartmouth is OUT! Thank goodness... a friend at U of A and I have been playing "Who will be the last of the 9 standing?" and it's not gonna be us!

It heartens me to see that so many of my neighbors hate America as much as I do.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Guess I’m a terrorist now? In dad jeans?

Democrats really need to tone down their rhetoric

The Young Republicans in the group chat were practicing politics the right way, by Ezra Klein.

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

Pam Bondi is preparing to indict Maria Corrina Machado for mortgage fraud.

Trump can still win the Nobel Peace Prize if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

Even if there were zero Democrats in either the Senate or the House of Representatives, Republicans would still find a way to shut down the government and blame it on us.

"Unlike Trump and Hegseth, fascist leaders are fanatically militaristic. And there is nothing fanatical about throwing a military parade, renaming the Department of Defense the 'Department of War,' or purging non-MAGA generals."

How your email finds me.

First-of-season Yellow-bellied Sapsucker! Welcome back!

Very disappointed to see the NIH’s official Facebook page being used for partisan politicking today.

A new paper in The Lancet, one of the world’s foremost peer reviewed medical journals, estimates that USAID prevented 91 million deaths across 133 countries over 20 years. The paper estimates that Elon Musk’s DOGE funding cuts to USAID will lead to 14 million deaths by 2030 (4.5 million children).