Imagine a guy going to see the Melania movie because he's a Brett Ratner completist.

If a soda has 7 grams of protein, it should have the consistency of maple syrup.

My most Bill Simmons movie take is that Daniel Day-Lewis should take a supporting role so he can also get a Best Supporting Actor Oscar to bolster his legacy.

Imagine being a beautiful bird and the humans name you "Lesser Goldfinch".

As a dad with a daughter applying to colleges, one of my favorite things to do is to forward her emails from schools that I know she also probably received.

Say what you want about the Oscar nominations or snubs, one thing is for sure: all the stars will be out on Hollywood's biggest night.

I'm monitoring this potential Sunday snow storm like a hawk because I bought tickets to see Hard Boiled in a theater like a month ago.

There should be a weekly podcast that's just a compilation of all the best top-of-the-podcast banter that the hosts do before they hit their actual topic.

Imagine being the first ever citizen of Greenland to go into bankruptcy from medical debt.

Jim, we're going to overtime, Jim. They're all tied up, Jim.

This Denver Buffalo game looks great on TV. Incredible shadows.

Walgreens's dedication to making sure every pharmacy counter transaction takes 25 minutes is inspiring.

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, everyone!

If Mötley Crüe were alive today they would record "Vapin In The Boys Room".

The Rip is actually a sequel to School Ties.

Excited to get home from work tomorrow and watch Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in The Rip, a movie about making the perfect mix CD in 1999.

One Battle After Another has hit HBO. Immediately turned it on to see my good friend Bob Ferguson trying to deal with Comrade Josh.

Does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?

They just announced the theme down the 2026 Met Gala: Enchantment Under the Sea.

They should bring back the Marlboro Man, but for something non-carcinogenic. It was nice to see him on billboards.

RIP Scott Adams. He became a supreme moron later in life, but no one can deny that those early years of comics helped us make sense of the topsy-turvy world of office work.

4K restoration at the Film Forum this weekend.

Nothing makes @kenjennings.bsky.social happier than when all three of our players are off to a good start.

I saw No Other Choice yesterday and I'm still thinking about that reference to The Waterboy.

If someone on the Jets gets an interception, he's going to celebrate like Rod Tidwell.

I didn't think Susan Alexander Kane was a bad opera singer 🤷🏻‍♂️ #tcmparty

Hidden gem alert:

Zohran Mamdani has been mayor for nearly 20 hours and still hasn't said anything about bringing back Mars 2112.

If today's weather is any indication, 2026 is going to be cold and blustery.

The Marinated Beef Thin Ribeye Roll Bulgogi from H Mart is wildly good. Bless that store.

I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Eddington. Decent movie. 👍🏻

Why are they playing this Pop Tarts Bowl on the 1987 Giants Stadium turf?

Just got out of Marty Supreme. It was like a 2:30 stress dream. Josh Safdie should make a movie about forgetting you have a class all semester and now it's the day of the finals.

It's hilarious Love Actually has a wish-fulfillment fantasy about the upright British PM finally telling off the uncouth American Pres. It's like a movie of one of those "and then everyone clapped" stories about standing up to a bully, but for an entire nation's inferiority complex.

It's wild how Avatar: Fire and Ash has at least five villains and they're all despicable. Miles Quaritch and Varang are so much fun.

I love James Cameron so much: Pandora hamburgers Na'vi-sized orange prison jumpsuits

The Donald J. Trump and Jon Bon Jovi Service Area.

I like to sweat it out at least once every Christmas.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'? I know you can hear them, but are you really listenin'?

🚨Banger Alert 🚨

I must have had hundreds of targeted ads for Wonder served to me across various app and I never once was tempted to look into it.

Evil idea I had: Wicked-esque retelling of It's a Wonderful Life from the perspective of Mr. Potter. It turns out he and his naked greed trickled down and were what really saved Bedford Falls.

Tubi should buy Warner Bros.

I like to think of myself as the alternate in a jury of @tedleo.bsky.social fans.

My Christmas song playlist has nine different versions of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

I know I think this every year, but Vince Guaraldi really did cook on this A Charlie Brown Christmas album.

Imagine sitting in a stand in 40° at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just to watch Shaggy do 30 seconds of "Angel".

You know who was an underrated hottie? Mrs. Frink.