getting teared up at how cute arthur morgan is

woke up with energy to exercise today!! maybe i can be normal

can't find my pickle recipe

brought my setup to my gfs for a lan party. this included my drawing tablet as i wanted to doodle. guess who forgot her pen!!!

PICK IT UP.

this was so.sweet and so well done im. crying sorry for the typos it's so sweet i love all my friends and my mom thank you all

trying to get better about sharing my art in prep for a stream tonight with @rottenturnips.bsky.social, so here's a sketch of some lore characters i've been doodling! meet patch and eliza, childhood frenemies and stowaways aboard my cruiser! they're quite stir-crazy, and don't get along so well...

puppy got too high to do matrix multiplication

was lucky enough to get to be on @rottenturnips.bsky.social first stream for 🌸˚˖✧🩷˚⋆Happy Homestuck🌸˚˖✧🩷˚⋆ i was forced to redraw one of those panels, take a quiz, and some other stuff, so here's the doodle page from that if you hate your eyeballs LMAOOOO

i was going to stream tonight but on my way back from your filesystem i got hit by a (virtual) (not real) (digital) car and then i was a little fucked up

nilered video title: Extracting estrogen from receipt paper and injecting myself

its time for the puppy arc get the 2014 snapchat dog filter

me after sobbing myself to sleep "my life's a partyyyyyyy my home is da club"

i miss streaming what if i went live

thank fucking GOD for the one button rotation in WoW my sick drugged and high ass cannot remeber how to play unholy death knight right now but i can just spam 1 and enjoy midngiht

shoutout edwin franklin hall, thomas harold hall, and norman smith hall

i need to attach a chain to my vape pen so it doesn't go anywhere like a bank pen

white knuckle is the best game i have played this year but i had the most fun with lunacid recently. me and a friend played around the same time and did a blind playthrough, it was pretty whimsical to share secrets we found

NOTE TO SELF DO NOT STORE JOINTS IN A BACKPACK EVEN IN A SEALED CONTAINER IT MAKES THE WHOLE BACKPACK SMELL VERY MUCH LIKE WEED

the girls are growingggggggggggggggggggg

when a time traveler goes backward, would the future be deterministic the second time around? i think i could say with reasonable certainty that the past is deterministic, but the future holds some degree of entropy maybe? would biff be able to use the almanac, or would random chance stop it?

words cannot describe how spectacularly erect i am

i feel like if i liked beans it would be a lot easier for me to live cheaply but the texture and smell make me want to cry

make sure you THINK before hitting the penretha franklin

real ones remember when he made a hypno kink blog post which is maybe THE least sexy thing i have ever read. he also claimed that he trained chatgpt to hypnotize him. hope he's happy looking up from the fiery pits!

nothing will ever make me feel as good as my 2014 copy of garry's mod with over 400gb of addons subscribed to it did when i was 11. i was just jamming every last piece of bullshit i saw into that poor dell laptop and praying it didn't burst into flame LOL

realizing that a lot of my hobbies boil down to new ways to play pretend with my friends

dunno if im in the minority here but as pedantic as it sounds i hate when people call it "coding" instead of "programming" or anything to the effect of "writing software"

Caught myself groaning with desire at a big jar of pickles ugghhh

scanning the vod of my stream today, god i must have played 45 mins TOPS of that game in a 3 hour stream, honestly can't believe i yapped THAT much and still had enough to yap at dinner and to friends now

war thunder is hilarious every game is either five minutes or an hour and you spend the same ratio of the time doing nothing regardless

what if being trans is new game plus. you get to select a new origin but carry your equipment over from the previous run

anyone else tried prototyping in ms paint instead of figma? it's doing wonders for my joy, not so sure about my productivity

12 Dino Drawings (title pending) I asked my friends to pick a prompt off of a list so I could draw 12 of my friends every day until Christmas! Day 3 is the sweetiest @playfairdotwav.bsky.social who chose toy (and obvi she'd kill it as a barbie doll) I could yap 5ever about Playfair, ILY BUD!!!!!

ever burp so hard you wanna weigh yourself after to see if you lost any weight

did i lose whamageddon if i was practicing bass and accidentally started playing last christmas??? is there a referee i can call

my mom: "your tiktoks show up on my feed sometimes!" me: "oh haha which ones have you seen..?" mom: "ah haha i don't really remember specifically" me: *bluescreens in panic* my tiktok:

its my birthday 👉👈

fuck godaddy btw

eating a mt. olive pickle out of the jar wrapped in a paper towel and a warm cherry coke to feel like i'm eating concessions at some shitty middle school sporting event

deeply excited at the prospect of war thunder infantry

greg tech new horizons has consumed my life

my titties hurt and i'm out of weed

the number of people i have seen this happen to including myself is now seven.

people who actually finish games,,, any tips for people who don't do that? i always find myself getting distracted or losing focus 3/4 of the way through

Hiya! For those who don't know me, I'm KappnTortle! I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain! If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)

studying for a physics exam (pray for me, i'm a programmer and physics is maybe my weakest science) and i'm reminded of the sage words of violent jay: "fuckin magnets? how do they work?"

as a little kid i was always like "damn android 18 is so cool. i wish someone would turn me into a cool flying robot girl" and honestly i'm amazed i didn't figure out the trans thing earlier than 22

love how many problems in windows are solved by "run a small linux emulator lol"