I'll be honest, I started doing a workout and then thought... No. Too tired. 2 sets of squats. Done.

Watching Send Help. I have never seen a Sam Raimi film I haven't loved.

This is a funny joke and I shan't rest until I'm acknowledged

My favourite Sophie Ellis-Bextor song

Hopefully gone for good from Oxford. This cruel sport has no place in today's world... #GreyhoundRacing

It feels like there’s a LOT pushing people to turn on each other lately. I wrote a song about the opposite of that. If you like acoustic/Lifehouse/Goo Goo Dolls kind of stuff you might like this. If you do I’d be grateful if it found its way onto a few playlists open.spotify.com/album/2NGtdq...

AI has made April fools even more unbearable

Sending all the love to all the wonderful trans and non-binary people on this #TransDayOfVisibility - you're brave, you're loved, you're you. I know things are bleak but we'll keep fighting and we will win. Together.

My new single is now available on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, and Amazon. Please do like, stream and share. It feels really nice to put music out into the world again, and I really hope people are enjoying the song. open.spotify.com/album/2NGtdq...

My new single is now available on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, and Amazon. Please do like, stream and share. It feels really nice to put music out into the world again, and I really hope people are enjoying the song. open.spotify.com/album/2NGtdq...

youtu.be/q8d2kNy5nG8?... New song written, recorded and released. This was a pretty rough one, it's basically about how easy it is to be told who to hate by basically everyone in charge. The world is horrible enough, let's not make it worse by punching down. Hope you like it. Please share!

youtu.be/q8d2kNy5nG8?... New song written, recorded and released. This was a pretty rough one, it's basically about how easy it is to be told who to hate by basically everyone in charge. The world is horrible enough, let's not make it worse by punching down. Hope you like it. Please share!

To everyone participating in the #NoKings Mass Protests today - you're all amazing! Be safe, be strong, be wonderful. I'm just some random UK nobody, but I support each and everyone of you. Kick some arse.

Spent the last few days recording some new song ideas. No vocals yet as my throat is still awful - and I've basically forgotten how to sing - but it's nice to be doing something creative

For example:

Every so often I read 1 star Trustpilot reviews to cheer myself up

I just microwaved my Quorn sausage roll, even though it says you're not supposed to. I don't play by your so-called "Rules", man.

Sending people to other countries to try and convert them to your ways but coming back with tales of how they're all corrupted and only you and your side are pure? There's one very cultish group in this "debate" and it's not pro-trans people.

Classic right wing tactic - the election committee has found 0 evidence for "family voting", but Farage says it's basically part of a cover up cos they're too scared to expose the truth

Confidence of a white man - lady asked her husband what the time was, he just said straight away: Half past 10. Didn't check watch or phone. It's currently 11:06

🚨 UPDATE: Reform UK has suspended councillor Lynn Dean after HOPE not hate uncovered racist posts linked to an undisclosed account. Thanks to everyone who helped share the story. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Blocking the pavement, assaulting cyclists, insulting passersby, impersonating the Highways Agency and all while wanted for a crime in Spain. And these guys have the nerve to say they are ‘patriots’. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2597257...

Oh yikes, seen whilst browsing Facebook marketplace. I love a bit of drama!

Just finished a bit of 3d Doctor Who art. Everything in the scene was built by me in Blender. I'm really happy with the colours. Great fun to make! And if you want to learn how to make these models my YouTube channel is here: youtube.com/@thevertexvo...

Latest: Oh, it turns out I don't have a license for this thing I've owned and have been paying for since 2021. Apparently I must have deactivated it, despite having never done anything differently since I bought it and it worked up until a few weeks ago. My fault.

Just seen a video of the Raise The Colours pricks dicking around in Oxford. Yelling at women, insulting them, threatening to punch them etc. But they're the ones who edited the video and put it up, so they clearly think they come out of it well. Utterly deluded, violent, racist cunts.

Company: We've switched to a subscription based model so you get all the latest updates and features! Product: Latest update for thing that I'm paying for has broken everything and the troubleshooting guide has absolutely no solution.

Thanks everyone for the birthday messages, cards and presents. Really appreciate all of you

It's bigger than my head! (And yes, I really need to shave my head)

Birthday trip out to Millets Farm. Got to hang out with some capybaras, see some awesome birds, and meet a giant scary face

Arse :( new Paramount Execs seem very very unpleasant

Deploring Israel's actions as a state isn't antisemitic. Attacking Jews and symbols of Jewish culture in supposed retaliation for Israel's actions is however *textbook* antisemitism and these are not complicated thoughts to simultaneously hold in one's head.

Woohoo, start of my week off work. I'm going to try to be productive and motivated, rather than just playing video games and eating huge amounts of chocolate.

Just had this flagged with me. This is disgusting. If Kemi Badenoch had one ounce of leadership in her, she would condemn this. I don’t want any faux sadness from her or Nick Timothy when one of us is hurt or worse. This is how low the Conservative Party have sunk.

Watching a horror film called It Ends. I can't find a trailer for it anywhere online but it's absolutely fantastic. Such a simple premise - 4 people get stuck on a road that just keeps going, and whenever they try to stop they're attacked. Not got to the end yet but so far it's in my top 10 films.

Oh good, the upstairs neighbours have picked a wonderful time to start doing DIY with a power drill. Really enjoying that.

Always love more David Tennant Dr Who stories. Great news.

I had a 3 hour nap earlier and now everything is awful

Does anyone remember a time when they weren't just constantly miserable and exhausted? Or is that just a me problem?

Been trying to play the Marvel's Avengers game again, and they've just managed to make it not fun. I don't know why, I don't know how. All the ingredients seem right, the cast are doing an amazing job, but the gameplay is just extremely dull.

...I'm excited by the Firefly news, but I imagine I'd be more excited if Adam Baldwin wasn't involved

Watching the new Starfleet Academy, thanks to Nus Braka there's finally a character I can cosplay

Once again, another needless death in the name of "entertainment" and "just a bit of fun". Whoever supports this cruelty is a monster. metro.co.uk/2026/03/13/e...

Got into a clickhole of reading 1 star reviews on Trustpilot, and seeing other things the people have reviewed. There are some truly unhinged people in the world.

@soozuk.bsky.social Eep sorry

Been playing Batman: Arkham Knight (finger on the pulse of popular culture, me) - and it's bloody good, isn't it. Really uses the video game medium to tell a damn good story. Plus it's hella fun to beat up dozens of paramilitary dickheads at a time.

Old people picking up medication from pharmacies are some of the biggest cunts you'll ever meet. This old boy is causing a stink cos you're not allowed more than 3 days worth of co-codamol

Re-watching Star Trek Discovery. Its biggest misstep, in my opinion, is making it a prequel to Star Trek. If it'd been set in 32nd century then all the issues people moaned about would go away. Klingons looking different, more advanced looking ships etc.

I have genuinely lost the ability to sing. I used to be quite proud of my singing, now it's just noise. I haven't performed live for almost a decade, so it's probably that