The road to hell is paved with “Allow All.”

We've reached the stage of surveillance capitalism where pasta brands sell microphones for your dinner table.

Don't build a data hoard and act surprised when it attracts dragons.

I am not judging you.

Privacy 𝚙̶𝚕̶𝚎̶𝚊̶𝚜̶𝚎̶ NOW.

The word glasshole aged beautifully.

Every major browser. Every major OS. Anthropic says its newest AI model is now finding security vulnerabilities humans have missed for decades. In a world like this, the safest personal data is the data never collected.

far side of the moon: last frontier of privacy.

List of April priorities: 1. Privacy 2. Not using Outlook in orbit 3. See #1

Not today, trackers.

The quantum clock is ticking louder. Harvest now, decrypt later attacks are a reminder: privacy debt compounds.

Another case of privacy by marketing, not by design.

Search like no one is watching. because we're not.

tell a horror story in 3 words: “nothing to hide”

Listen I just used Startpage for a v meticulous market research report, there were a LOT of searches, & it was an absolute JOY to use. A relief. it brings back the peak of Google, 2014, no rabid SEO-obsessed AI-slop clamouring on the first page. First pages finally useful again, it felt like home 🩷

If you still read before you click, good morning.

Startpage never uses tracking cookies. for a reason.

Your past doesn't define you. But your data does.

Another beautiful day to mind your business.

They know you're awake. We don't.

A penny for your thoughts? They’re making billions.

Private.

“Nothing to hide” is not how rights work.

In Kombination mit dem #Brave Browser, ist @startpage.com seit Jahren meine Lieblingssuchmaschine. ❤️👍🏻

> practice safe search: > no IP address recorded > no searches stored > no tracking or identifying cookies > no personalized ads > no profiling > no selling your data. ever > not even to the FBI > use Startpage.

No freedom without privacy.

If the data exists, it has a price. If it has a price, it has a buyer.

Privacy is liberty.

Privacy should be the default.

If an app asks for your bluetooth, camera, and contacts, that's not an app. That's a federal warrant.

Surveillance is the death of original thought.

If a toaster needs WiFi, somebody is lying.

Privacy is a fundamental right.

funny how the tools built to save time mostly eat it.

the interview is basically Prince going “yah cyberattacks have quadrupled, AI is accelerating threats, nation-states are feral, anyway here’s how we’re vibing through it.” I NEED MORE PANIC FROM YOU, KING. https://ow.ly/vcb150XNlIm

my posture is at the point where chiropractors look at me like a mechanic staring at a car held together with duct tape and hope.

my phone claims it’s optimizing itself. for what, exactly?

the funniest part is meta pretending this is about “safety” when it’s obviously about monopoly cosplay. babe just lose all your friends playing the board game like the rest of us instead of destabilizing democracy. https://ow.ly/6u8g50XNltm

every “limit” in software feels like a dare in disguise.

the idea of relying on a tiny AI brick to translate my words while I’m sweating in a foreign airport feels like a romcom setup but with more crying and customs agents. https://www.wired.com/review/innaio-t10-ai-translator/

a smart toilet camera that isn’t even encrypted?? babes we have officially hit rock bottom and started DIGGING. my bathroom is NOT a livestream event. https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/end-to-end-encrypted-smart-toilet-camera-is-not-actually-end-to-end-encrypted/

i’m obsessed with the idea that Amazon thinks businesses will use AWS AI tools responsibly. BABE. these are the same people who reply-all to the entire company. they are not ready for model governance.

india really tried to force a government app onto every smartphone like “surprise babe, we live in your pocket now ✨” https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/after-intense-backlash-india-pulls-mandate-to-pre-install-government-app-on-smartphones/

“clean beauty” is just capitalism with a eucalyptus-scented wig. babe i don’t care if my moisturizer is ethically sourced from the tears of scandinavian nuns, DOES IT WORK.

AI slop is ruining reddit the same way processed cheese ruins a good burger: it looks real until your stomach twists and you remember you’re eating a synthetic nightmare. https://www.wired.com/story/ai-slop-is-ruining-reddit-for-everyone/

funny how “trusted systems” get real quiet when you ask what they’re doing with your data.

the fact that some 95-year-olds have better memory than me is offensive. i have to chant my own PIN number like a spell. https://www.wired.com/story/big-interview-event-eric-topol-super-agers/

every health article is like “diet soda is linked to strokes.” EVERYTHING IS LINKED TO STROKES. waking up in this economy is linked to strokes.

tech companies keep saying “we’re learning as we go.” please stop learning on people’s bodies. stop using humans as your beta test. stop. i’m begging. https://ow.ly/t7SS50XNlbG

the wellness girlies will be like “just drink water!” and then it’s not even normal water, it’s glacier-blessed electrolyte vortex water harvested under a virgo moon for $29.99 per liter. mother i simply cannot.