No Doubt fan dismayed to learn their favorite album is old enough to buy tobacco: "Tragic Kingdom, smoking cigars??" A palindrome for @joshuahhh.com

amazing: this entire panel could be played by Tim Robinson

considering moving? I made a thing: input the potential home, input all the places you might go to, see where you'll want to walk and bike, see what that'll feel like and your average time traveling (green: walk, blue: bike) closeness-to-things.netlify.app

Thread of and about called shots

I feel like Gwern Nicotine is its own category of info hazard "Brilliant, trustworthy writer finds a narrow path to modest improvement with dropoff into great pain; audience thinks they can all walk that narrow path; many cannot"

@nedroid.com My wife and I love this comic so we printed it out. Now our 3yo loves it too. But he especially loves Mr. Caruthers. He always says "I wanna see Mr. Caruthers". We say "there's more Beartato and Reginald" but he is not satisfied, he wants the whole Mr. Caruthers extended universe

did anyone make a login library/service called "kenny" yet

solomon: we'll cut the baby in half dad 1: no, you can't do it! dad 2, who happens to be michael jackson: 🎵 but the kid is not my son 🎵 solomon: why didn't you just say so? ok dad 1 he's all yours

for the record I'm not Taking a Stand here, I just can't help posting this

I wish I had someone else learning rails at the same time, maybe a step ahead of me, so I could frequently: - ask "what's the mental rotation I need to do to make this make sense?" - rant "this is absolutely dumb, right?"

I've got a lingering cough for weeks. Doctor said I'm not contagious but idk how to broadcast that to everyone I'm around. ... I should just carry a cigarette, then ppl will think it's just a smoker's cough!

alex honnold: I free soloed that iconic yosemite climb zoomer: no cap? a: yeah, el cap z: lol a: what? z: as if anyone could free solo that a: I did! z: no cap? a: el cap! barista: here's your drink z: cap? a: yes, I free soloed it! z (taking a sip, it's black coffee): no cap :(

joke got memory holed on Twitter bc it has a link: when will.i.am dies does his name change to will.he.was?

every so often I find some angle that seems so obvious to me, that the rest of the world continues to get absolutely, flamboyantly wrong and sometimes someone else writes a blog post saying the exact same thing! sometimes with a solution, even!

omg is one of these Connections going to be "all you need"?

my new bit is gonna be reposting my Very Good Tweets that did not go superviral, to prove that it was surely because of The Algorithm

nosferatu? looks more like a teethsferatu to me!

proposal: I'll let the Brits call it "Cluedo", if the US versions of Lord of the Rings write our hero's name as "Fro"

you, amateurs: prompt engineering me: by psychokinesis creating a square shaped Claude using skills I have learned from amateur psychic T. Chase www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo...

I bet this feels good as hell for a curve: a.carapetis.com/csf/

Ron Paul fighting Neil Degrasse Tyson? Absolutely here for this

I haven't figured out what to post here since we stopped saying "sheesh"

I don't think she lived happily ever after; she clearly had a stroke halfway through this sentence

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

logging on to twitter to see what my IRL friends and some online friends are up to logging on to mastodon to see what my old academic friends and some of the ex-twitter friends are up to logging on to bluesky to sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

joined in this thread now my notifications are all "sheeeesh", "sheeeeeesh", "sheeeeeeeeeeesh", and y'know what, dear notifications, same

how did the numbers threads stop? I mean I know there was a lecture on computational complexity; after that did *everyone* collectively decide "nah this isn't fun anymore"?

Buffalo win

order of magnitude mnemonic songs: I would walk 12,000 miles and I would walk 12,000 more just to be the man who walked (almost) around the world's equator

anyway I'll probably be back once there's an android app

oh no I commented on numbers thread and then left for 3 days, 312 notifications

biggie's a gemini, turns out. what's the sign of tupac? 2 sin(pac) cos(pac)

gosh if this is just "twitter, but shitposts only", I'm so into it

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