We did it Joe

Me sitting down for my lamb Christmas dinner with my friends today

Nice n spicy nik naks god tier

Did a little Only Connect get-together, lads.

Important PSA: By chance I received two sachets for the shaker fries from McDonalds. Does it intensify the pickle flavour for the better? No. Does it leave a weird coating of even more of that white stuff on the fry? Yes. Don't be tempted by double sachet, lads.

accidentally committed myself to doing a PowerPoint presentation in the style of gameplay from Super Mario within 3 days . . . Never played it. Good luck me.

Can I log the waitrose advert with Keira Knightley and Joe Wilkinson now on my letterboxd?

This bangs.

Enjoying seeing groups of four JLSters in red yellow green blue taking over the tube

I really can't be bothered to go and see Wicked.

Why does nearly every major quiz competition force me to go through Euston?

I really regret saying something like "glad Piastri's just got all his bad luck out the way" back in Azerbaijan all those races ago

Antonelli reckons it was Norris who dislodged the kerb water onto the track Pure Mario Kart banana skin tactics lol

Good to reminisce on apparently a pretty damn good day

Yes absolutely cannot deal with this

I'm 30, I'm not gonna be able to take 4 Brits in the top 6 for 71 laps #MexicoGP

I'm so glad this isn't a proper race 👀

I do love having a bob but I feel like I'm serving Lord Farquaad today

A Charleston should not be in week 2 of Strictly...its all gone woke

Nobody's Son by Sabrina Carpenter is just Land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz and I don't care

Being the only person in a cinema screen always feels like an achievement unlocked

GOOD MORNING SPORTS AND MUSIC FANSSSSSssssss

Had a dream last night that I went and saw One Battle After Another every night of my life.

In a Premier Inn tonight and it's one without the purple lighting round the bedframe and now I want my money back please Sir Lenny Henry.

Shoutout to all the New Zealand comedians announcing their tours today on what is my pay day ✌️

Watching BBC News debunk Trump's claims is like watching a segment from Lolly Adefope's character on This Time with Alan Partridge

Sorry if I'm antsy today, I'm wearing tights for the first time in ages so feel trapped

2010's Jason Derulo by Jason Derulo is everything 👌 👌

This 👏 is 👏 why 👏 I 👏 support 👏 a 👏 billion 👏 F1 👏 drivers 👏 now 👏 #AzerbaijanGP

Papaya rules, Lando, you must crash into a wall now

CHAMPIONSHIP BACK ON

SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH operator

Just tuned into quali

There's a player on the netball court next to mine called Alexia and it's messing with my tiny miiiind

I'm having a steak dinner tonight and I can't stop thinking about it

Imagine KidzBop trying to write the lyrics to their cover of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter

I am so sorry Lando but..but.. ISACK

This is why I support the little boy Isack Hadjar

I'm on the one show I always wanted to do tonight. See me, after waiting all those years for my chance, not able to join in the sing song because I didn't know the lyrics ✌️

Went to the dump for the first time in ages and they now rip open your general waste bags to check what's inside Feel strangely violated and judged

Shout out to Thomasina Miers for supplying me with pork pibil and margs

Seeing them put Clarkson, Hammond and May Top Gear repeats on Sundays at 8pm on BBC2....

Me picking out a subtle f1 top to wear at the cricket today

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SPRINT RACE IS ON RIGHT NOW 😒

Found out today that me and one of the girls I manage have a mutual love for a specific roundabout in Chesterfield.

The people on this train don't know I'm listening to Dennis Waterman

I saw F1 at the weekend and I've just eaten a burger with sesame seeds on BOTH buns. Nothing can stop me this week.