Back at work today and honestly, shoot me

Helps that I'd gladly be in a Tommy & Stevie sandwich

Need to go to bed but this series of Blue Lights is INCREDIBLE and I can't turn it off. I love that the absolute best drama on the BBC is set in Belfast.

Drop something SKELETAL

Heaven has forsaken the masturbator.

Can't believe this is happening 🫠🫠

I hope she sings Verona 🤞

I feel like this colour scheme is Willoughby Tucker coded enough. Knew I bought that Chevrolet tee for a reason ✌️ Praying for the Misuse Oh & Thoroughfare setlist version tonight 🤞

The walk to the Ethel Cain gig has me gagged. I feel like I'm in Dibly

Forever gonna associate TLOAS and particularly The Fate of Ophelia with that sunny Monday morning I spent in St James Park 🥹 Felt like an Indian summer and a nice French lady took my photo. This is why music is SO important to me. Soundtracking Memories 🥹 Thriving in autumn☀️🍂

Forever gonna associate TLOAS and particularly The Fate of Ophelia with that sunny Monday morning I spent in St James Park 🥹 Felt like an Indian summer and a nice French lady took my photo. This is why music is SO important to me. Soundtracking Memories 🥹 Thriving in autumn☀️🍂

Photos really popped off 🥹❤️

Me and Katy had a little chat last night about my favourite deep cut 🥹 Katy: what do you vote for? Me: choose your battles!! Katy: oh wow, you're a real fan. I don't even remember that one *she then proceeds to sing a few lines of Choose Your Battles for me* 😭😭😭🦋

Me and Katy had a little chat last night about my favourite deep cut 🥹 Katy: what do you vote for? Me: choose your battles!! Katy: oh wow, you're a real fan. I don't even remember that one *she then proceeds to sing a few lines of Choose Your Battles for me* 😭😭😭🦋

First Katy Perry gig since 2014 tonight 💙

Not drunk but not not drunk?

Off the plane from London and out tonight for the bestie's birthday. Collapse in a heap tomorrow then it's katy perry on Sunday and back to London on Monday for Ethel Cain 😅

48 hours in London & 4 shows done ✔️ 1)Clarkston 2)Hadestown 3)Punch 4)Gaga! Next up: Katy Perry on Sunday & Ethel Cain on Monday

Lady Gaga nearly had me fucking SOBBING during Hair tonight. One of the best, most emotive vocals I've ever heard in my life.

That was one of the best performances I've ever seen. It felt so real, not "acting". Really heart wrenching. Julie, the queen you are.

Me? At the theatre on my own again?

Lads... the Cheryl Tweedy was sat below me with Kimberley Walsh and there was nothing I could do 😭 like when I say Cheryl, I'm talking Happy Tears, All In One Night, Let You, not Fight For This Love. That's how serious it is. I am gagged.

Theatre trip #2 of the day and it's to see my fave 🌹🥹 New cast and some might say Persephone has Cinderella's Eyes 👀 You can't mistake her biology!

Almost ugly crying. Absolutely adored that.

Free seat upgrade 😍😍😍 love this for me

Time to go see this Heartstopper king 🥰

Ticked Horizon 22 off the bucket list ✔️

V excited for today. Second time seeing Hadestown, I think it's my favourite of all I've seen so far 🌹❤️

Slaying. Maybe should up it to 50. Gays The Word, the best bookshop in London, will absolutely be seeing me this week

Anyways 😇

Only person in my office who took a lunch today because apparently email inboxes require the bravery of the emergency services. Thank fuck it's a 2 day week for me.

Caroline #bbuk

Praying that something even half as iconic as bald Kerry comes out of Big Brother this year

Leg day done 💤

A woman just called me a bastard in primark because the lift went straight up to floor 4 and she wanted 1 and didn't push the button 💀💀💀

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The more I listen the more I fucking adore the new Mariah album ❤️

She's home 😌

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow AND a new Mariah Carey album on vinyl. Girl who is going to be okay.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Have two of my faves: Britney Spears - Vegas 2015 Taylor Swift - Dublin 2024

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I fear I am in my Sicarius era with the way my hair is curling 🤣

Leaves changing, got a pumpkin spice latte and listening to Taylor Swift. Thriving, I fear.

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I think this is the best shape I've ever been in 🥳

Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order: 1-10) Golden Girls

Older pics I still love

Big walk, two coffees, read some of my book and legs trashed by 2:30 on a Saturday 🥳❤️

I had a Vietnamese caramelised banana latte and tasted heaven.