still thinking about how good Ryan Gosling’s hair looked in Project Hail Mary 🥴

watching a review of luigi’s mansion 3 and might buy it now x

safe to say there’s a lot of DnD to digest rn going between playing in a campaign to watching dimension 20 and critical role and it’s all so fun 🤓

gagged getting a throat swab 😔

Showed up to work an hour early, how’s you Saturday going?

supposed to be asleep but slayyyter’s album got released at midnight so

do I succumb and get YouTube premium so I don’t have to keep finding adblockers? Is it worth it?

insane how good raye’s new song with hans zimmer is x

I don’t trust people who lick envelopes

kinda wanna dress up as Sharon Osborne from the x factor era for halloween and just laugh at people all night

breath of the wild is so fun but using the x button to jump will take getting used to

upgraded to a switch 2 so here’s my friend code for people who may not have it x

a good boy got it for me so now I’m playing pokopia 🥰

it’s too early in the morning I’ve just sent a message to trans pennine express customer support on Twitter from my alt 😭

big shoe

do I get a switch 2 yes or yes?

hair is cut and feel much better :)

wearing some puma briefs for the first time in a while and can someone tell me why theres a 30 page document of washing instructions on the waistband? 😭

motherquake

this episode of drag race ukvstw was a fever dream

me every time I hear a noise playing the last of us part 2 x

I bought Divinity Original Sin 2 five years ago and that’s me just completing it now 😎

wish the games would go back to looking like this 🥺

unbeknownst is such a cunty word idk how to explain it

catching up with a good friend and talking about what kind of man will come into my life and she said it’s a shame my options are limited to hipster men with moustaches 💀💀

manchester grindr is wild wdym someone is 500m away and isn’t on my grid 😭

just won £2 on a scratch card who wants me?

haven’t watch a Christmas film yet so I’m convincing myself knives out counts because of the jumper that Chris Evans wears

why has Lindsay Lohan not released another cheesy Christmas film this year? Now what am I going to watch?

a straight guy went to fist bump to introduce himself and I went for a handshake and it looked like the most awkward game of rock paper scissors 😂😭

come to think of it there were so many cuck chairs in our portugal villa

enjoying the sun before the torrential rain x

it’s 10am and I’ve convinced myself it’s called a tissue because that’s the noise you make when you sneeze

befriended a lesbian on the train down to Manchester, truly happy pride 🥰

Hair is cut for Manchester Pride :)

weapons was spectacular no notes x

for people that do before and after pics can you do the before pic on the left because I get confused x

Customer in work asked me what time the Chelsea kick off started??? Do I look like I watch football??? Diva, Google it

miss slayyyter on repeat this morning

colleagues at work thought I was crazy. VPL refers to wether or not the bulge print is showing right???

Vanessa Kirby is mother

getting my dinner paid for me tomorrow x

colleague asking what a furry is at 11am on a Sunday 🙂‍↔️

it’s so heavy in this heat 🫠

in the mood for an unhhhh marathon

oh Ethel, fuck me eyes is a bit of a banger

in the mood to watch everything everywhere all at once again and have a lil cry

customer at work said I was really rude and I started crying? 🥴🥹

someone had LDR on their grindr bio and I thought it meant long distance relationship but it was because lana del rey was in glasgow 😭

got complemented on my ass the other day and I’m like thanks, I walk around in work and sit and play video games and that’s it 😂😭