Reminder to my east coast lovers…

Happy Valentines Day🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻💍

You can’t be serious, surely Shirley can’t be Sirius👅

I’m sure we have time for both. 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻💍

Hopefully my wife grabs it, runs it over, burns it, buries it and salts the earth😳

They were already done with me before that became an issue🖕🏻

Passed, good for another month

I’d be shocked if 25% get it🤷🏼‍♀️

Ummm, cuz we are🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻💍

Did you get it off the screen?

You oughta know👅

The fools that voted for tRUMP counting on him not deporting them, we warned you. Only 18 states care enough to try and stop him. 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻💍

You’ll get used to us, most of us can turn off the accent when we so desire👅 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

Here are 4 magas

ICYMI

Be sure to be on time👅🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

Coming out on February 1st! I can't wait. Let's go play with pirates together, shall we? :) mybook.to/ShipOfDreams

Coincidence or staged?

How could you not, have you seen women?❤️❤️🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

Well then I support placing conditions on California’s tax revenue supporting red states.

They handed me money and said give it back to your wife, as they pushed me out of a van😳🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻💍

She’s helping her get dressed, right?

That’s all I’m saying 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

We needed a nap, probably from the rigors of Sunday Brunch👅🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

It’s the lifestyle for me❤️💋🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

It annoys her to no end that the minute I lie down I’m asleep🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

The timetable upon which conversion therapy has fallen sharply out of public favor is a lot more compressed than many seem to appreciate. We are inches away from going back to a world where this could easily be tomorrow's cover, and most people would find it wholly unremarkable. We may be already.

Where’s the Sommelier, I need to know what pairs well with PopTarts

She said, I want your honest answer🤷🏼‍♀️🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

Few things in life are more devastating 😳🙄😭🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

Try as you might 👅

No matter how hard you try

#LesFicFri "Trust" From my second novel My Girlfriend Almost Go Me Killed Trust after many false starts Adult erotica. www.pixiv.net/novel/series... archiveofourown.org/works/42334326 #KonbiniIdol #LGBTQ #LightNovel #Lesfic #QueerFiction #Sapphic #Romance #Yuri #SapphicBooks #R18 #NSFW

Heads Up!

Can’t fool me, definitely sheep

Every girls favorite time of the year🙄 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

He's a lonely construction worker with an affinity for vintage video games. She's a homicidal spirit looking to feed on his mind in an attempt at vengeance. Can it ever work between them? Should it? geni.us/SpiritualAwa...

Four years ago, MAGA stormed the Capitol, led by their messiah, Donald Trump, to forcefully cling to power. The irony? He’ll soon retake the White House—not with violence, but with votes. Shame on every American who voted for evil’s return. History won’t forgive you for this. Nor should it.

Time for brat mode in overdrive, But first… more coffee👅🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

They will do everything in their power to rewrite the history of January 6, 2021. Don't let them, stand up; make them install the Jan6 plaque to honor the officers. Currently, there is NOTHING at the Capitol to remind anyone of the event Please sign now sign.moveon.org/petitions/in...

Ashli Babbitt was shot for endangering the lives of members of Congress. It wasn’t a peaceful bunch of grandmas. It was a violent insurrection.

An Agency Magazine Friday Rando Something Wicked Or Someone… “Yeah, he’s a loud one. And you should see him struggle! Oh, My, God!” “Like he’s actually gonna get loose or something.” https://link.medium.com/CX5hTqb9AOb #Rando #Erotica #BDSM #Tricked #Bondage

'𝐓𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 Having recently embraced her life as a controlled hotwife, Jamie is excited to find out that James has five nights of sexy fun lined up to help satisfy her insatiable urges. geni.us/Slutmas1

She’s not wrong👅 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

NEW: Judge Merchan gets it right, and will sentence Donald Trump on January 10th. There will be no jail time as the prosecutors suggested. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/judge-merc...

Whoops 😳

I know I can do this 🌈👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻💅🏻

Someday we’ll find those shoes

Always trying to upsell me🙄

How did last night go?… No problems, just a little clean up