Doing Doordash in the country is a wild time. Sometimes I deliver to very normal houses and apartments and sometimes it has me drive out to places that look like horror movie sets where no one can hear me scream. The whiplash between orders is fucking crazy.

Hey France, you guys have any spare guillotines left over? We got a problem that needs solving over here.

It sounds stupid but everything is just shapes. It doesn't work the best for drawing people for me, it does great for everything else. Like Majoras mask, it looks complicated but that's just a heart, two circles and 10 triangles. Everything is just shapes.

If I can ever get past the existential crisis of living in the States, I'd love to finish my video. As it is I wake up to yet another man made horror everyday and I cannot describe to you how hard it is to stay motivated to do literally anything. Just gonna stick to the goal of just outliving him.

“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw

When I was homeless I was refused support or help unless I agreed to let them pray the gay out of me. Please don't let the bells and the red buckets and the little Santa costumes fool you, they are a hateful organization.

THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BLOWJOB! IT WAS A TREMENDOUS BLOWJOB THEY'RE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST BLOWJOB EVER FRANKLY BETTER THAN MONICA, BETTER THAN CROOKED HILLARY

Anyone else played the Pacific Drive DLC? Why does the Steward kind of sound like Nic Nocturne (Night Mind) with some reverb?

So it's all "Nintendo doesn't make the games, they can't do anything" every launch but they can sure file patents and lawsuits about it. Gamefreak didn't file those. Niantic didn't file those. Hell, the Pokemon Company ™️ didn't even file it. Nintendo did. -

I'm not precious about the White House but the fact that he's demoing an entire wing of a historical building with no permits is fucking insane. That wing was built in 1942, I doubt they tested for asbestos or did proper removal. Enjoy your mesothelioma I guess. I hope that contract was worth it.

God I fucking hate Spectrum. It went out twice in 30 minutes and hasn't come back after the second time. It goes out at least 4 times a week and they keep raising the price when it barely works half the time. Shits up to $90 at this point. If there was any other ISP here i would switch so fast.

I'm getting really tired of everything I like being ruined by fucks in suits who want another couple zeros at the end of their bank account. Farewell Sims, I will miss you.

The Ed Gein series on Netflix is objectively awful, it's so fucking boring. I will thank it for one thing, the phrase "these sinful cold cuts" will live with me forever.

I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.

I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.

Wonder how long it takes people to resub to Disney+ now that Jimmy's back. Andor is done, that seemed to get most of you last time and the irony is not lost on me. Hulu got absorbed, but The Bear is too far out so it'll probably be some the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type bullshit.

Man, fuck Daybreak. Shutting down THJ is the business equivalent of mean girl behavior. Some Nintendo "how dare you enjoy our games in a way that we don't like or doesn't directly benefit us, I'm gonna tell on you to my lawyer" type bullshit.

Finally did it btw. Yelled loud enough I scared the shit out of one of my cats. Sadly I don't think it was loud enough to scare the neighbors lol

I really really hate being this person but Disney donated $2 million dollars to Israel and that didn't get you to boycott but now we're all on board suddenly. I promise you I'm thrilled we all got here eventually just feels like an interesting place for some of you to draw the line.

The American government just doesn't do cover-ups like we used to huh?

Why did Widow take me fewer tries? Is it me? I feel like it might be me.

Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.

With all of Nintendo's recent bullshit, like announcing dlc for games that aren't even out yet and all the insane pricing they're doing I'm not even excited for the new Metroid. The first Metroid prime is top 5 for me and now I don't even care cause fuck them.

Gargle my fucking balls. He died choking on his own blood and he deserved even worse. I will piss on his grave. Or else what bitch?

The only part of that Nintendo Direct I was excited for is the Fatal Frame 2 remake and that's launching on Steam anyway. Can't wait to hear about people's Switch 2's melting trying to run that or RE9. Nintendo has fully lost the plot I fear.

We've hit the daily tuxedo cat crackhead hours.

"you've won the internet today" .....we couldn't have left that to die on 2017 reddit? Out of all the things that could have made it over, it's that somehow. Banana for scale could have at least been fun but sure, I guess.

Having my first cup of coffee after several days of dealing with food poisoning and I think this may be the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had.

3 MORE SLEEPS UNTIL SILKSONG!!!!!!

Oh I want to get put in a pokeball and rolled on the hotdog roller machine for pokeballs at the Pokémon center oooooouh

Bots. No matter how many I block, more show up.

I hooked up with this guy and when we were done he got up, slapped my ass, and said "good game".

Pretty sure that's just a skill issue dude

Couldn't find my cat, looked everywhere, almost lost my mind. Heard a noise from the stash of cardboard for recycling. Bros just been chilling in the trash.

Sir?

Seeing if I can get through Death Stranding finally and I'm gonna need Sam to put that cuff on silent and start ignoring people cause OMFG THEY NEVER STOP CALLING.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, LoTR, or Marvel.)

Why does my cat sleep like he has ragdoll physics?

My therapist is moving to a different state and I can't see her anymore. I'm more fucked up about this than any breakup I've ever been through and I'm not sure what that says about me as a person.

Living in a small town is an unhinged experience. Yes, that is a mannequin dressed in military fatigues, hanging from a parachute, tacked to the side of a building. No, I don't know why it is there. Wtf

With the Neil Gaiman news I feel like it's important to remind people that there is no NDA on the planet that prevents you from speaking out about or reporting a crime. That is straight up not how that works or what those are for.

So tired of this AI bullshit on everything. Anyway here's some tips on how to deal with Discords latest bullshit.

You have reached the Abyss. Your scream is very important to us, but we are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of despair. Please stay on the line and the next available void will embrace you soon.

I already can't afford medications that would better treat my bipolar 2, if I can no longer afford the cheaper options either wtf am I supposed to do? It's such a wild feeling watching the people in power find new ways to make life an even hotter hell.

Hearing that the Switch prices are not in fact because of tariffs but because they're just cunts.

🎼 Give me the yeet boys and free my soul. I wanna get tossed in a fucking hole and drift away.🎶

What it feels like living in America and seeing the news everyday.

Sounds about right lol theinnocencetest.com