Everyone loves to shit on how British people claim curry as part of British culture without respecting the immigrant communities that brought it over, but can we bring the same energy for the way Germans talk about Döner?

does anyone know if there's an equivalent to hook up culture but just for cuddling and maybe a smooch? I'm being completely sincere and unironic I literally just want to be held by someone and maybe kiss

I feel honored that I got to be a part of booing David Draiman at Back to the Beginning

The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the soul

If you're argument for "video games are art" boils down to "look at how artistic ICO/Shadow Of The Colossus/Disco Elysium/etc are" then you've misunderstood the assignment Defend the artistic merits of pac man you cowards

I wish more TV writers would copy @danharmon.bsky.social's idea of doing Clipshow episodes but they're all clips of stuff we've never seen before

If everyone could just stop perceiving me for like 5 minutes that'd be great

I asked a dark souls fan to recommend me a version control system and all they said was "git gud" smh

I have a new hobby: telling guys in the men's room who don't wash their hands where the soap is as if they couldn't find it and I'm doing them a favour, and watching them sheepishly wash their hands because no one wants to admit to being the guy who won't wash his hands

Who up transing their gender?

I want an android flip-phone, and when I say that, I don't mean I want a fragile over-engineered monstrosity where the actual screen folds over. I want a clamshell phone where one half has a screen and the other a keypad, but make it run android so I can still use it to actually contact people

Anyone got any good trans joy stuff to share? Because I've been dooming a bit too much lately, and I want an alternative to crying at night, please and thank you <3

I fucking love it when people poison AI

I'm gonna need repressed bicurious straight men to just stop approaching me, because I do not want to be called "bro" for half an hour and then hear a drunken confession about how you'd suck me off if you were gay Just download Grindr ffs

I kind of miss surfing the web. It was so much better than posting and scrolling through endless """content""" on like, five websites

Is it just me or does this guy look and sound just like Kier Starmer?

Pro tip: if you set your hinge filter to show non-binary people only, you'll get a flood of incredibly hot people with amazing looking profiles instead of sifting through normies all day

Day 34692 of begging for a queer hair metal revival to happen

Medieval Scottish mums be like: why does somebody not know how to gardyloo after you've had a shit?

Watching Bill & Ted's excellent adventure, and my god I wish I had Bill's slutty little waist

i love it when americans pronounce vehicle as "vee-hickle"

It's time for frociaggine

If we could just go for like, one month without some major piece of transphobic legislation going through somewhere, that'd be swell

he was a cow, she was a boy, can i make it any more obvious

Unless you regularly need to print things or you print large quantities of things, don't bother owning a printer. It's not worth it. Just print stuff at your local library. It's cheap, you won't have to mess with drivers and cartridges, and you'll be supporting an important local public service

the virgin "go shit boy" vs the chad "go piss girl"

Question for the boymoders: in your publicly visible accounts, what pronouns do you use? Do you use he/him because you don't want to out yourself, they/them because it's ambiguous, no pronouns so you reveal nothing, or what? I'm a no pronouns girlie myself

I'm surprised that in the centuries of werewolf stories we have, there isn't an established mainstream trope of using that transformation as a metaphor for periods

comic sans is a good font and i'm sick and tired of pretending it's not

there should be a word for that really quiet, empty, and lonely feeling in your home after guests have left and you're on your own

i like how we've reached a point where contrapoints can post a video and we don't instantly get flooded with bad-faith discourse about some made up or overblown bullshit about how she's secretly evil

If I were a lesbian dubstep producer I would call myself WubLubWub

Subway implies the existence of a Domway

I've taken to religiously commenting "AI 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮" on any AI-generated stuff that makes its way into any of my feeds

Does anyone else keep randomly thinking about that clip of Ben Shapiro watching a femboy with cat ears doing a cute little dance and hesitating a bit before pretending he's not really into it? Because I do

My Instagram ad feed has switched from IPLs, lingerie and thigh-high socks to beard trimmers, men's cologne and male workout clothing. What did I do to deserve this?

Terry Pratchett really had a way with words...

What is it about facebook that compels boomers to overshare every little thought they have, no matter how weird, or hateful, or inappropriate? They're never like that irl

Make gay genre movies set in the universe and never utter the name Skywalker again. Also pay Alan Moore to write more weird star wars stories.

gimme a couple hours and i'll make some fresh for you...

Spotify's weird little AI DJ thing is great if you don't have "normal" music taste, because he's talking like he's introducing a mixtape by the hottest new artists on the scene and then will just completely mispronounce an Italian folk singer's name

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

Is there an equivalent to hookup culture but just for cuddling and maybe an occasional smooch or something?

TIL cishet guys don't appreciate being told to "go piss girl"

poop comes from a butt but real shit comes from an ass

I wonder what Luigi Mangione is up to right now I hope he's doing ok...

I just opened Facebook for the first time in ages and in the recommended friends bit it had every former therapist of mine which is creepy as hell because I only ever corresponded with them via phone and email, and there is no overlap in our social circles at all

there should be an emoji for red curtains and/or carpets

Emojis are cool and everything, but I feel like we lost something when they became the default way to show faces in text. There's all the classics like XD, :P, ;), and so on, but I think there's others that are really unappreciated like ._. or :B or some reddit classics like ಠ_ಠ or ¯\_(ツ)_/¯