I’m the third most likely thing to appear when you lay out your pentagram and candles

poop comes from a butt but real shit comes from an ass

no talent, no passion, no skills really at all, just coasting off good vibes

shitting through six pairs of underwear a day

Yeah I’m locked in 😎 I can’t get out of my own head let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out

fun fact about masking: if you stopped at any point for any reason, you can just start again :)

telling every coworker I haven’t told explicitly that I’m trans. I want everyone that knows me to understand that they are connected to a trans person.

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don’t let Bluesky’s “I need my coffee” liberal-ness distract you from the reality that this administration will actively target people you know. They will cause genuine harm to people you know and care about

not to be dramatic but yeah it really is that bad, maybe worse even

Now that TikTok is back and I went through that wave of regret, I’m gonna return to not putting in any effort

Time to move to TikTok’s greatest competitor CoStar

with tiktok going away I’m mostly left wishing I had put more effort in

yes it’s all about posing but also everything has gotten rounder

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

can we hear it for estrogen and tummy everybody, give it up for estrogen and tummy 👏👏👏

you might mourn tiktok but I’ve been screen recording for 5 years straight so i can do it all over again

huh? what? did you say something?

Estrogen or whatever

christmas isn’t about “bliss” and “cheer,” you dimwitted simpleton. it’s about indoctrinating your elderly family members

if you bring up how die hard is a Christmas movie I hate you

what a ridiculous, over-the-top display of force. just an absurd attempt to look tough on camera and to scare sympathizers

do you understand how lame it is that there’s a direct line from gamergate to american fascism

“None of this is normal” Actually everything is very normal if you think about it in terms of direct byproducts of an inherently flawed system but yeah go off

dabbed too hard and shattered 1/3 of the bones in my body

maladaptive daydreaming can be a great tool for finding more ways to ruminate and worry

I miss when you could choke yourself with wired earbuds, I’ve swallowed three airpods so far and it just isn’t recreating the feeling 😔

Most of my hobbies are some variation of laying in the dark

didn’t tuck today and tripped over it

If you find me annoying, you are correct.

putting my mullet in a ponytail for work because even an angel must clip its wings to avoid a health code violation

me if you even care

what im noticing is that this app would be better with just a little bit of vitriol, actually

im on a carnivore diet if i see car i vore

me when i- me when- me when i uhhhhhhh

time to start posting my greatest hits from the other site, just to make it feel like home here