Fantasy universe where people drink dragon semen as an energy drink

September, a month known for things happening

What is Cole's law?

You are made of mushroom food.

I owe nothing to no one. My gender identity is my own circus, and by God I'm juggling.

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Ok, but how do you *know* that the ability to stick stuff up your ass wasn't a key factor in the evolutionary survival of early humans?

It's fucked up how there's two TV show hosts called Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't tell who's who if you put a gun to my head

Can't believe Laura Loomer would say this

Right-wing Twitter rn:

Another day, another AAVE word every white kid starts using incorrectly at the same time

Me when I'm about to ask a pressing question but the imp makes me feel like I'm burning in hell using his mind waves again

I have the kind of autism that makes me be way into Mega Man despite not having fully played any of the games

Fuck machine-certified technician

"You fool, don't you get it? The orphan-crushing machine was built so that the mere act of stopping it would be seen as virtuous!"

Extreme finger puppetry skills

If I read someone's eyes being described as "orbs" again I'll snap

AirBNB is short for Air Bonobo

It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something

the energy i bring to bluesky

I've never seen so much concentrated gay rage. This guy was having Akira mind flashes of sucking Bin Laden's cock as he was shooting him

If you can somehow tell the difference between high quality graphics and frame rates above 30 You literally can't, who are you trying to fool, you're lying

"Aw man, I have a cold, I guess I should just stay in bed and rest for today Sinuses - "What if we clogged up and made you mouthbreathe and dehydrated you and made you inhale more potential pathogens through your mouth and suffocated you and killed you on your sleep"

Quote with 4 of your favorite albums

Tech product reviews are always either "It arrived today, haven't used it yet but it looks nice :3 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" or a Shakespeare-length dissertation that you can't parse through without a degrees in computer science and engineering degree

The funny thread!

"It's getting late! This is your last chance to practice today" I could literally tear you apart

The Duolingo bird is a narc-ass bitch he wouldn't survive in the streets

Do you have any idea what having to piss, cum and sleep does to someone

Here goes a haiku Are you ready to hear it Wait, not yet, God damn-

My ecological niche is adaptative bottom-feeder It's a sex reference 😎

Jalapeñis

I just watched this video called skibbidy toilet... like what the hell

Imagine if doctors used weird euphemisms Sir, the examination shows there's something strange in your neighborhood (foreign object in your rectum)

The IKEA catalog is the swedish Kama Sutra

Let's play cops and Roberts

If Scott the Woz rapped he'd sound like Danny Brown

Where did you get that Oscar, liberal? AT THE HAHAHA AT THE WOKE CONTEST????????

I'm autistic but the only special interests I have are legally dubious and interfere with the government..

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If Twitter was so good why isn't there a-