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Microsoft should take all the copilot capex and use it to fix the way bullet points work in Word

Please exercise restraint

The Muppets hate Scrooge. But he's the only one with an immortal soul

The tech industry would like complete control over your every move, but not to the point of legal liability.

There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses.

By law when you turn on a computer it should make the NEO-GEO sound

Imagine trying to win an argument with *Jeff VanderMeer* by trying to gross him out by making him imagine foreign organic microparticles in his body

Elmo is a fully grown adult version of whatever kind of creature he is

Hearing reports that President Trump has information that may lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton

Nearly accidentally headbutted an old guy coming out of a toilet at a conference a few years ago. A few seconds later it clicked that it was Bill Gates. Would have done it for real if I was a bit quicker on the uptake

Dystopian fiction calls dystopia into being

The world is crying out for centrism. CENTRISM!!! they're matching in the streets for it. They're bleeding and dying for it

Gonna invent a job you can do in five days during the day time

(brain ascending) criticising Hitler is antisemitic

At the end of the day I fwip my body back into its pouch until I need it again

Mr T ate my balls

Cuthbert Calculus acting the goat again I see

True mercantilism has never been tried

Ham is the fruit of the pig

Vale Gene Hackman, inventor of CRISPR

Obscure repair people love to live on the outskirts of town

Things I discovered by stealing recipes from Epicurious via viewing the page source: it takes about 180 pages of text to display about 400 words of content. The web is grossly inefficient.

Nose hairs keep getting longer?? Is this a bug

Reckon modernity's cooked boys

Puffery should be illegal

Gollum is Welsh

Fairies are a kind of insect

Men will literally start a third podcast rather than go to therapy

"vintage green glass bird engraving" trying to eBay items my mother threw at the wall in 1994

Hmmmmmm

Hiroshima and Nagasaki lead to 80 years of relative prudence about nuclear weapons. There was a general sense that this level of destruction was to be avoided at almost all costs. But when they are used again, that won't be repeated. People will cry out for more.

I'm gooning (listening to the classic BBC comedy The Goon Show starring Harry Secombe, Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers while jacking off)

Francemaxxing

I miss the old bluesky of tortured identitarian word policing and competitive finger wagging

Old enough to remember when updating the computer would make it work better not suck more

Now that the battle against fluoride has been won, we must continue the war against Big Dentist on a much more important front: floss

Trump tariffs have the potential to be the most powerful emissions reduction policy ever enacted. The degrowth president.

It is not a legitimate aim to want to rule as a king

Is it legal to own a cruise missile

Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun

The tension between the desire to be treated as normal vs the desire for attention >>>>>>

This is not going to be a real website until pr0spector88 shows up

Equestrian batman. Dressage batman.

I wish the space aliens would arrive

It makes me insane that people don't seem to notice that it is via their economic status that politics most profoundly affects them (and provides opportunities for broad based solidarity). Politics affects me as a worker and a broke bitch!

I think, personally, that we are all inhabited by demons and devils whose malice guides our every action

The Right built a powerful, partisan, & participatory media environment to support its messaging, which offers a compelling "deep story" for its participants. The Left relied upon rigid, self-preserving institutional media and its "story" is little more than a defense of imperfect institutions.