So you can die if you don’t hand over your ID?

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

the u.s is so evil

Me when I pay mine at the end of this month 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Finally watched Weapons. I now fully understand why people had it in their Top 5 films of 2025. Movie had me covering my eyes bro I will be 100% honest with you. 5/5.

Walking around and driving around without my sunglasses does not feel right.

Just paid my credit card for the month and yeah I enjoyed my vacation a little too much

I will be unrecognizable by the end of 2026

January 6, 2021 was the last exit ramp on the road to the fall of democracy unfortunately. Squarely in the rear view mirror now….

I am not a hater by any means. I show a lot of love and have an open mind. However, cantaloupes are awful fruit and I hope they just didn’t exist.

Well, back to work I suppose🫩

When I was 17yo I dove into a pool but I was not aware how close I was to the walls of the pool, and as I pushed off the floor of the pool to come back up for air, I hit my face (very hard) on the wall. Busted my face. Smh.

tired of hearing from ppl who don't care what words are coming out of their mouths

Bruno Mars tweeted that his album is done. We are so back.

Requesting today off as well before returning to work from my vacation tomorrow was the best idea I’ve had because I am not mentally prepared to go back to work. Smh.

Need to plan my next trip asap cuz I don't ever want this feeling to go away

bro i literally want to cry about going back to work tomorrow

I still gotta go watch this film

Rainy days always feel therapeutic to me

Sports are so dumb lol

It makes me sick whenever I think about all the terrible things that the US has done to Latin America in the name of democracy or justice or whatever bs they wana lie to us about

The mfer being regarded as the “peace president” was and still is the most cynical shit ever

To answer Kanye’s question… The pain is significantly worse than the hangover.

Fucken love CDMX. I don’t ever want to leave this beautiful city.

Dawg. Why do I always end up choosing the most deceiving gift during white elephant??

It’s Friday. We made it.

If this is anything like Cloud Atlas I will absolutely be there.

Home Alone is funny as hell to me for many reasons but especially because Kevin’s dad was so nonchalantly calm about the fact that his 8yo son was thousands of miles away, all alone, and when he finally gets to see him at the end, he just dabs him up like everything was fine..

I will gladly play $10 on some random item i found at the store that I probably won’t ever use but will absolutely hesitate, roll tf out of eyes even, at the thought of paying $10 more for 2 day shipping.

i wish i could turn off my brain!!!

Oh??

Paramount Skydance launches hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery after Netflix wins bidding war

Staring at the Sun by TV on the Radio

I need a vacation or to get completely away from this country.

I am so ready for Mexico City and to just enjoy my time off from work and this reality simulation type sh we are currently in

You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?

There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want

The Corona commercial with, “Oh Christmas Tree..” whistling in the background as the palm tree lights up with Christmas lights, and the little house just there is the greatest Christmas commercial of all time.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most, he vanished

Deciding to go shop for thanksgiving purposes at this time of the week is behavior that I find extremely unserious and you enjoy being stressed out. - Me, to myself as I get ready to enter this Safeway

Every store I’ve ever spent money at emailing me in the lead up to Black Friday

Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.

This story is nuts. "ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."

we might all be dead by then?!

I’m not the biggest fan of Christmas music, it gets way too repetitive to me. However, 12 Days of Christmas is the one song that I believe to be an absolute banger. (Outside of Mariah Carey’s classic of course)

Made the mistake of talking myself out of grabbing an iced coffee before work and now I’m at work wishing I had an iced coffee. Smh.

Unfortunately for my friends, I will not be contributing to Trivia Night due to having absolutely no knowledge on the topic (Twilight series) HOWEVER I’ll just enjoy my beer and be the personality hire for the night.

WASHINGTON (AP) — House votes overwhelmingly to force release of Epstein files, sending bill once opposed by Trump to the Senate.