lmao what is the plan to "support" Tesla, you gonna go suck off the employees in the bathroom?

how do we know they were set on fire. sometimes they just do it themselves

Has anyone tried making cold brew coffee with sparkling water

cats yearn for the rich taste of gabapentin syrup

Robinhood won't let me sell naked calls - woke?

found my new favorite FB group

my AliExpress shit is arriving just fine with no extra costs or duties or whatever. hell yeah

@realestateband.bsky.social great show last night! Thanks for coming back after our weather tried to kill you last year

AliExpress vendors love the 🤝 emoji

"wildfire tech startup" is too on the. Cmon

I would really rather not

I got a bobovr m3 pro for my Meta quest 3s and it's INSANE how much more comfy it is. It's night and day

gadgets that have a little chime when plugged in to charge >>>>>

remember when Bidens eye exploded on camera. that was cool

are my eggs cheaper yet

video of the Cybertruck explosion in Vegas taken from a closer angle seems to confirm this was intentional

750hz monitor???? 500 wasn't enough???

King Kamehameha day???

I was on Twitter for like 15 years and I already have more followers here. It's probably because I'm really good at posting

RP2040's are the way to go, fuck pro micros

currently enjoying my 75th liquid shit in the last 48 hours due to a bad oyster

apparently fortnite has guitar hero now

this would fix me

HURRY UP I NEED IT NOW

getting panda express at the airport you arrive at gives off immensely powerful energy. regal vibes

where the fuck is that Matt Gaetz report

It's so nice to wfh and bidet my ass after every shit

why don't they make monster BFC cans anymore. is it because of woke

guy at the gas station trimming his beard with a cigarette lighter powered beard trimmer and taking bites off a restaurant quality taco plate

one of the unpleasant things about being old is knowing all the dirty secrets of the world. like the guy that sings red red wine is white

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

jesse singal blocked me for replying to all his skeets with pregnant sonic pictures

my Spotify wrapped tells me The Beatles were in my top artists and I have no recollection of listening to them at all

these two bozos have been arguing about olives for about an hour and now they're quoting nutrition facts

Bsky is pronounced bee-ski

“Knee surgery” is the hottest meme right now. Specifically the Grinch saying he has knee surgery tomorrow. There are dozens of blinch (blue grinch) knee surgery meme accounts on Instagram. This is what your children are doing

Cool ranch Doritos are Bad. But they're also Good

hell yeah go big blue

Bluesky now lets you block account directly from the "..." in the post

anyone know why trump is threatening Canada with tariffs. What's up with that

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FUCK

are the pamp snoofer guys over here yet

Enjoying a morning cup of Joe with @nomads.bsky.social

how do I block all the fucking resist libs